Wow, what a milestone. This is the 30th old VHS tape I've gone through and labeled. This one is called man boob tape because it seems like every other thing on this tape is some shirtless, very large man with big knockers running around.
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The Biggest Loser. This is the season with Dr Jeff and Matt the wrestler. The trainers work out with their players before the challenge. Gillian clashes with Matt. Players resist the ski ball carnival temptation game. Players have to hold on to a pole that floats over the water. Jeff is first to fall off. Andrea wins. Contestants weighed in and Jeff and Andrea are below the yellow line. Andrea confesses to eating brownies. Jeff goes home, and a video montage recaps his journey on the show. Man boobs are everywhere.
Family Matters. This is the episode where Urkel, Carl, and Eddie go ice fishing. Judy and Richie feud. Laura stuffs her bra. Emergency alert system update interrupts episode. On the fishing trip, Carl falls through the ice and is saved by Urkel.
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Jerry Springer. "Extra Skin, Extra Gal"- Chunky white women fight over a shirtless man with loose skin and saggy man boobs. I'm telling you, this tape is appropriately titled.
Family Matters (cont)
- Post accident, Steve and Carl have a heart to heart
Jerry Springer (cont)
- Black women duke it out
Mad TV Spy vs Spy clip. White spy writes note to hitman to kill black spy, but the black spy switches the note last minute to say kill the white spy. The hitman looks at the note upon receiving it and shoots the white spy.
Jerry Springer (cont)
- Black women continue to fight over a dude named Jerry
- Questions from the audience. Always an entertaining segment
- Saggy skin guy dances in the audience with black women
- Old ladies in audience show boobs and dance on stripper pole. This is a great episode
- Ye olde Final Thought
- Steve races with saggy man boob guy down the back hallway in slow motion. This dude really is the star of the show.
The Weakest Link. There's nothing really special about this one, except an older lady in a very brightly colored sweater. She gets voted out second and I stop recording after she goes home.
Ripley's Believe it or Not
- Little girl with messed up jaw and face undergoes surgery
Brief commercial clip with Snoop Dogg in it
(1:42:04)
Happy Tree Friends
- Keepin' it Reel. Flippy freaks out in movie theater and kills the other animals.
- RFTV. Bulletproof vest commercial
- Thuh Greenfields. Husband goes out to hunt possum.
- Frog. Animated skit about a frog that has a big adventure. At the end he gets eaten and pooped out of a butthole and it's really gross.
- Petey and Jaydee. The Electric Razor
- Thuh Greenfields. Drunk dog pukes.
- Hard Drinking Lincoln. Abe taunts Robert E. Lee at the end of the Civil War.
- This Is Your Knife. Flippy has war flashbacks at a campfire and flips out and kills everyone again.
- Thuh Greenfields. Hubby comes back in his underwear swinging a dead possum. There's a little boy in the house looking for his lost possum.
- Petey and Jaydee. Hairspray.
- Thuh Greenfields. Hubby shoots the kid.
- Snip Snip Hooray. Baby's head injured repeatedly in hair cutting session.
Short clip of Discovery Channel special about Kennedy assassination
MXC. The "Most Best of" special.
- Log Drop. There are some really classic runs in here.
- New game ideas
- Clip montage of mishaps involving balls
- Rotating Surfboard of Death
- Wall Bangers
- Clip montage of people with funny jobs. Tabouleh Babaganoosh in this segment.
- Splashes. Montage of the best water wipeouts.
- Tumbling Dominoes of Doom. Foos Babaganoosh in this segment.
- Crotch Shot montage
- Painful Eliminations of the Day
(2:36:39)
Hilton Griswold clip. It's the very end of a song and Hilton starts laughing because he thought he was going to forget the words.
Discovery Channel clip of a small girl who has a malformed parasitic twin attached to her head.
Crazy gasping blonde haired white lady preaching on the religious channel. It is like she's pretending to be one of those overly zealous ministers at black churches.
AFV from Disney World
- Guy dumps out grill but wind changes and ashes blow back at him.
- Dog hanging out in cooler
- Guy on beach gets hit when he throws something and it blows back at him
- Man falls and slides down hill into water
- Beach go-kart wipes out
- Para sailor dragged through sand and water before taking flight
- Funny dog clips
- Music montage of people on bikes, boards, and other extreme sports crashes
- Kid kicks dad in crotch
- Baby clips
- Dog caddies at golf course
- Montage of people being bit by animals
- Boat and water mishaps
- Football punter kicks into player's butt
- Cat tries to climb on cactus
- Pay phone falls over with man talking on it
- Man fires small canon in house and ceiling collapses
- Family of the week
- Race car crash
- Out of control moped
- Dog looks like it is driving car
- Woman sprayed by spinning tire of car stuck in mud
E! True Hollywood Story - Janice Dickinson. This first part deals with her addiction to men and cocaine. She was abused sexually by her dad.
AFV (cont)
- Beach and vacationing clips
- Skiing accidents
- Funny Australian animal clips
- Backwards videos
Dickinson special (cont). Janice's first marriage falls apart. Failed relationship with Sly Stallone. Another marriage falls apart. Janice sobers up on July 17, 2000. My 18th birthday.
AFV (cont)
- Kids at a graduation have funny answers when asked what they want to be when they grow up
- Kid throws tantrum on camera but when camera moves away he stops. When camera comes back on him, he falls down and starts crying again.
- Dog growls and bites at own foot
- Man falls trying to jump fence
- Swing breaks with girl swinging on it and she lands on feet
- Ducks run out of tube
- Kids sit on vibrating washing machine
- 2 liter rocket goes through basketball hoop
- Woman falls off stage while dancing
- Wild singing Asian falls
- Asian with tight stocking pulled over head
- Girl falls in water during tantrum
- People try to cram on crowded bus.
- Monks check out attractive woman
- Kid kicked by person on swing
- Old granny in China thinks she's in Mexico
- Wall falls down while woman is giving presentation
- Snow sculpture collapses on tractor with plow
- Firemen pose in front of burning building
- Fake spider scares army man
- Cop scared at morgue by another cop posing as corpse
- Man hits other man in log with golf club
- Nincompoop Corner
- Motorbike starts on fire in garage, and water that's tossed on it only makes it worse
- Bike goes up and over half pipe wall
- Spider jumps on camera lens
- Baby bounces in suspended chair thing and a cat is underneath
- Buffalo charges camera
- Camera hit with football
- Black women continue to fight over a dude named Jerry
- Questions from the audience. Always an entertaining segment
- Saggy skin guy dances in the audience with black women
- Old ladies in audience show boobs and dance on stripper pole. This is a great episode
- Ye olde Final Thought
- Steve races with saggy man boob guy down the back hallway in slow motion. This dude really is the star of the show.
The Weakest Link. There's nothing really special about this one, except an older lady in a very brightly colored sweater. She gets voted out second and I stop recording after she goes home.
Ripley's Believe it or Not
- Little girl with messed up jaw and face undergoes surgery
Brief commercial clip with Snoop Dogg in it
(1:42:04)
Happy Tree Friends
- Keepin' it Reel. Flippy freaks out in movie theater and kills the other animals.
- RFTV. Bulletproof vest commercial
- Thuh Greenfields. Husband goes out to hunt possum.
- Frog. Animated skit about a frog that has a big adventure. At the end he gets eaten and pooped out of a butthole and it's really gross.
- Petey and Jaydee. The Electric Razor
- Thuh Greenfields. Drunk dog pukes.
- Hard Drinking Lincoln. Abe taunts Robert E. Lee at the end of the Civil War.
- This Is Your Knife. Flippy has war flashbacks at a campfire and flips out and kills everyone again.
- Thuh Greenfields. Hubby comes back in his underwear swinging a dead possum. There's a little boy in the house looking for his lost possum.
- Petey and Jaydee. Hairspray.
- Thuh Greenfields. Hubby shoots the kid.
- Snip Snip Hooray. Baby's head injured repeatedly in hair cutting session.
Short clip of Discovery Channel special about Kennedy assassination
MXC. The "Most Best of" special.
- Log Drop. There are some really classic runs in here.
- New game ideas
- Clip montage of mishaps involving balls
- Rotating Surfboard of Death
- Wall Bangers
- Clip montage of people with funny jobs. Tabouleh Babaganoosh in this segment.
- Splashes. Montage of the best water wipeouts.
- Tumbling Dominoes of Doom. Foos Babaganoosh in this segment.
- Crotch Shot montage
- Painful Eliminations of the Day
(2:36:39)
Hilton Griswold clip. It's the very end of a song and Hilton starts laughing because he thought he was going to forget the words.
Discovery Channel clip of a small girl who has a malformed parasitic twin attached to her head.
Crazy gasping blonde haired white lady preaching on the religious channel. It is like she's pretending to be one of those overly zealous ministers at black churches.
AFV from Disney World
- Guy dumps out grill but wind changes and ashes blow back at him.
- Dog hanging out in cooler
- Guy on beach gets hit when he throws something and it blows back at him
- Man falls and slides down hill into water
- Beach go-kart wipes out
- Para sailor dragged through sand and water before taking flight
- Funny dog clips
- Music montage of people on bikes, boards, and other extreme sports crashes
- Kid kicks dad in crotch
- Baby clips
- Dog caddies at golf course
- Montage of people being bit by animals
- Boat and water mishaps
- Football punter kicks into player's butt
- Cat tries to climb on cactus
- Pay phone falls over with man talking on it
- Man fires small canon in house and ceiling collapses
- Family of the week
- Race car crash
- Out of control moped
- Dog looks like it is driving car
- Woman sprayed by spinning tire of car stuck in mud
E! True Hollywood Story - Janice Dickinson. This first part deals with her addiction to men and cocaine. She was abused sexually by her dad.
AFV (cont)
- Beach and vacationing clips
- Skiing accidents
- Funny Australian animal clips
- Backwards videos
Dickinson special (cont). Janice's first marriage falls apart. Failed relationship with Sly Stallone. Another marriage falls apart. Janice sobers up on July 17, 2000. My 18th birthday.
AFV (cont)
- Kids at a graduation have funny answers when asked what they want to be when they grow up
- Kid throws tantrum on camera but when camera moves away he stops. When camera comes back on him, he falls down and starts crying again.
- Dog growls and bites at own foot
- Man falls trying to jump fence
- Swing breaks with girl swinging on it and she lands on feet
- Ducks run out of tube
- Kids sit on vibrating washing machine
- 2 liter rocket goes through basketball hoop
- Woman falls off stage while dancing
- Wild singing Asian falls
- Asian with tight stocking pulled over head
- Girl falls in water during tantrum
- People try to cram on crowded bus.
- Monks check out attractive woman
- Kid kicked by person on swing
- Old granny in China thinks she's in Mexico
- Wall falls down while woman is giving presentation
- Snow sculpture collapses on tractor with plow
- Firemen pose in front of burning building
- Fake spider scares army man
- Cop scared at morgue by another cop posing as corpse
- Man hits other man in log with golf club
- Nincompoop Corner
- Motorbike starts on fire in garage, and water that's tossed on it only makes it worse
- Bike goes up and over half pipe wall
- Spider jumps on camera lens
- Baby bounces in suspended chair thing and a cat is underneath
- Buffalo charges camera
- Camera hit with football
- Man hits self in crotch with baton and falls forward on it
- Trampoline accidents
- People losing dentures vs women falling in chairs
- Man throws hat at graduation and someone throws it back and it lands on his head perfectly
- Reporter's camera tripod falls over while she's talking
- Football player runs into pole
- Class clown hits head coming up to get award
- Man doing wheelie on dirt bike falls off and the bike keeps going
- Little girl catches 2 fish at the same time on same line
- Ramp structure collapses and falls on boy
- Woman sleeping on grass sprayed by sprinkler system
- Geese protective of a golf ball
- Kid pukes in swimming pool
- Cart crash on farm
- Guy tries to run through snow and falls, then he walks into glass trying to come into house
- Boy covered in tape
- Grandpa falls off dock trying to get off boat
- Dog mounts man's head
- Boy scared by fake monster in toilet
(3:36:52)
Talking Turkey With Rudy. Rudy chats with fans over Thanksgiving dinner. He talks about his experiences on Survivor. In these clips, he chats about not being able to talk to the other contestants until they were forced to jump off the boat. He also talks about Stacey and show editing.
Clip from Discovery Health channel about a morbidly obese boy.
More Talking Turkey With Rudy. Rudy talks about disliking Stacey as well as his alliance with Richard. He offers the advice not to act like anyone else - to be yourself on the show.
But Can They Sing on VH1. Group performance of Superfreak.
Talking Turkey. Rudy discusses the hardest challenges for him, including the bug eating competition. He also talks about booting Dirk as well as his alliance's strategy discussions.
AFV. Bob Saget edition. Yay!
- Guy on board falls and rolls down hill
- Guy on skis in house falls while leaning forward
- Motorcycle crash at wedding reception
- Fake alligator scares unsuspecting man
- Guy launched from air mattress when someone jumps on other end
- Man in football gear runs through wall
- Showoff hits self in face with pole
- Funny bird clips
- Little Asian boy paints house
- Funny fishing clips
- Thomas Edison - The Way It Wasn't
- Fake gator clip wins in the end
Talking Turkey. Rudy shares his thoughts on the Final Four and says goodbye to his new friends.
Clips from the Biggest Loser finale. Doctor Jeff's journey recapped. He weighs in for the last time. Matt wins. More man boobs.
Happy Tree Friends Winter Break special
- Death and horror revolving around the putting up of Christmas lights
Tiny clip of Asian rugby players on ESPN
Happy Tree Friends (cont.)
- Kringle postcards
- Tongue Twister Trouble. Sniffles gets tongue stuck in ice and it's ripped off
- Out On a Limb. Tree falls on Lumpy's leg and he must amputate it
Cinematech - Weird and perverted game montage
- Creepy Japanese game with sexy half naked girls
- Old Atari style games remade with perverted graphics. These kind of clips are interspersed throughout the whole show.
- Singing bear
- More weird games
- Bratz: Rock Angels
- Half naked girl game again, followed by another clip of the arcade looking game.
- Weird Japanese sex simulator game
- Singing bear again
- GTA clip
- Namco X Capcom. Kos-Mos and others fight.
(4:16:04)
The Early Show. Gary Hogeboom after getting voted out. Sadness :(
Happy Tree Friends (cont)
- More Kringle postcards
- Caveman frozen in ice cube slides down hill and causes lots of death and mayhem.
- Ski Ya, Wouldn't Want To Be Ya. Flaky dies skiing.
- Lawnmower kills baby
- A Class Act. Christmas play goes terribly wrong
Cinematech (cont.)
- Lulzy singing bear
- Some game with battling construction vehicles
- Pervy Japanese girl game again
- You Don't Know Richard. Oddball FMV dating game for the PC.
- Singing bear
(4:37:47)
VH1 best of '05 reality show special
- Biggest reality star award. Bo Bice wins it. Losers are Tommy Lee, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Danny Bonaduce.
- Stars of reality group song. Singers include Matt, Seth, and Suzie from Biggest Loser. Fairplay, Ian, Janu, and Katie from Survivor. Vonzell, Anthony, Jessica, and Nikko from American Idol. And Howie and Kaysar from Big Brother.
Jay Leno headlines segment. These are always good.
Def Leppard performs Pour Some Sugar On Me on VH1 awards show
Bo Bice performs on Jay Leno. He sings the Real Thing.
Scene from A Christmas Story with the Chinese restaurant. Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
COPS. Not a full scene, just a clip of some crazy old homeless dude with frizzy hair getting arrested. He wants alcohol more then anything.
Discovery Health channel clip about little people and huge tall people.
(5:05:09)
Family Matters. The episode where Urkel learns to drive and crashes the car into the Winslow's garage. 3 2 1, 1 2 3. What the heck is bothering me?
Star Trek: The Next Generation. Encounter at Farpoint, part one. This is the first TNG episode ever. It's a 2 part episode. The second part is on the next tape.
- Trampoline accidents
- People losing dentures vs women falling in chairs
- Man throws hat at graduation and someone throws it back and it lands on his head perfectly
- Reporter's camera tripod falls over while she's talking
- Football player runs into pole
- Class clown hits head coming up to get award
- Man doing wheelie on dirt bike falls off and the bike keeps going
- Little girl catches 2 fish at the same time on same line
- Ramp structure collapses and falls on boy
- Woman sleeping on grass sprayed by sprinkler system
- Geese protective of a golf ball
- Kid pukes in swimming pool
- Cart crash on farm
- Guy tries to run through snow and falls, then he walks into glass trying to come into house
- Boy covered in tape
- Grandpa falls off dock trying to get off boat
- Dog mounts man's head
- Boy scared by fake monster in toilet
(3:36:52)
Talking Turkey With Rudy. Rudy chats with fans over Thanksgiving dinner. He talks about his experiences on Survivor. In these clips, he chats about not being able to talk to the other contestants until they were forced to jump off the boat. He also talks about Stacey and show editing.
Clip from Discovery Health channel about a morbidly obese boy.
More Talking Turkey With Rudy. Rudy talks about disliking Stacey as well as his alliance with Richard. He offers the advice not to act like anyone else - to be yourself on the show.
But Can They Sing on VH1. Group performance of Superfreak.
Talking Turkey. Rudy discusses the hardest challenges for him, including the bug eating competition. He also talks about booting Dirk as well as his alliance's strategy discussions.
AFV. Bob Saget edition. Yay!
- Guy on board falls and rolls down hill
- Guy on skis in house falls while leaning forward
- Motorcycle crash at wedding reception
- Fake alligator scares unsuspecting man
- Guy launched from air mattress when someone jumps on other end
- Man in football gear runs through wall
- Showoff hits self in face with pole
- Funny bird clips
- Little Asian boy paints house
- Funny fishing clips
- Thomas Edison - The Way It Wasn't
- Fake gator clip wins in the end
Talking Turkey. Rudy shares his thoughts on the Final Four and says goodbye to his new friends.
Clips from the Biggest Loser finale. Doctor Jeff's journey recapped. He weighs in for the last time. Matt wins. More man boobs.
Happy Tree Friends Winter Break special
- Death and horror revolving around the putting up of Christmas lights
Tiny clip of Asian rugby players on ESPN
Happy Tree Friends (cont.)
- Kringle postcards
- Tongue Twister Trouble. Sniffles gets tongue stuck in ice and it's ripped off
- Out On a Limb. Tree falls on Lumpy's leg and he must amputate it
Cinematech - Weird and perverted game montage
- Creepy Japanese game with sexy half naked girls
- Old Atari style games remade with perverted graphics. These kind of clips are interspersed throughout the whole show.
- Singing bear
- More weird games
- Bratz: Rock Angels
- Half naked girl game again, followed by another clip of the arcade looking game.
- Weird Japanese sex simulator game
- Singing bear again
- GTA clip
- Namco X Capcom. Kos-Mos and others fight.
(4:16:04)
The Early Show. Gary Hogeboom after getting voted out. Sadness :(
Happy Tree Friends (cont)
- More Kringle postcards
- Caveman frozen in ice cube slides down hill and causes lots of death and mayhem.
- Ski Ya, Wouldn't Want To Be Ya. Flaky dies skiing.
- Lawnmower kills baby
- A Class Act. Christmas play goes terribly wrong
Cinematech (cont.)
- Lulzy singing bear
- Some game with battling construction vehicles
- Pervy Japanese girl game again
- You Don't Know Richard. Oddball FMV dating game for the PC.
- Singing bear
(4:37:47)
VH1 best of '05 reality show special
- Biggest reality star award. Bo Bice wins it. Losers are Tommy Lee, Dog the Bounty Hunter, and Danny Bonaduce.
- Stars of reality group song. Singers include Matt, Seth, and Suzie from Biggest Loser. Fairplay, Ian, Janu, and Katie from Survivor. Vonzell, Anthony, Jessica, and Nikko from American Idol. And Howie and Kaysar from Big Brother.
Jay Leno headlines segment. These are always good.
Def Leppard performs Pour Some Sugar On Me on VH1 awards show
Bo Bice performs on Jay Leno. He sings the Real Thing.
Scene from A Christmas Story with the Chinese restaurant. Fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra!
COPS. Not a full scene, just a clip of some crazy old homeless dude with frizzy hair getting arrested. He wants alcohol more then anything.
Discovery Health channel clip about little people and huge tall people.
(5:05:09)
Family Matters. The episode where Urkel learns to drive and crashes the car into the Winslow's garage. 3 2 1, 1 2 3. What the heck is bothering me?
Star Trek: The Next Generation. Encounter at Farpoint, part one. This is the first TNG episode ever. It's a 2 part episode. The second part is on the next tape.
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