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The Man Show - Doug's Mom Reviews Porn skit
MXC. Addicts vs Donors. I think I missed the very first part of this episode. I actually have the first part of this on Tape 14, but that's a ways away.
- Brass Balls
- Pole Riders. Apparently that's it for this episode. Why did I even bother recording just a little part of it?
MXC. Zoologists vs Reality Contestants
- Window Pain. Contestants swing from a rope across the water and try to latch on to a velcro wall. Kenny Babaganoosh is in this segment. Sweet!
- Dash to Death
- Loogie Launch.
- Endangering Species.
- Log Drop
MXC. Outdoors vs Educators
- Wall Bangers
- Sinkers and Floaters
- Window Pain. Haddash Babaganoosh is in this segment and actually wins the event!
- Pole Riders
- Log Drop
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Fake Celebrity Jeopardy skit. John Edward is played by Gilbert Godfried. A fake Martha Stewart and Arnold Schwarzenegger also play.
Trigger Happy TV. A lot of stuff goes on in this show. It's basically a hidden camera program where a lot of gags are played on the general public. Since there are a ton of clips, I shall just post the highlights!
- A man in a sad penguin suit is delivered to the dry cleaners
- Dog catcher searches a beach for wild shih-tzus
- Mail man in a Speedo delivers letters on the beach
Funny animal clips from some show on Animal Planet.
- Rooster picks on a dog
- Large dog drags small dog by the tail around the floor
Trigger Happy TV
- Sad duck stands outside a butcher shop
- Man sets up shop as a bathroom attendant outside a gas station rest room
- White woman dressed a a Native American tap dances and says it's a traditional dance.\
- Guy in a rat suit fights with a cook at a restaurant
- Cheerleader cheers on people in the subway station
- Man walks around a swimming pool and screams into a huge cell phone
- Political candidate on the street makes out with a baby
- Cheerleader cheers on a man pumping gas at a gas station
- Naked man gets on elevator
- Marching band follows a guy walking down the street
- Giant eyeballs walk around the beach
Crank Yankers
- Guy claiming to be a psychic calls a woman to give her a free reading, and doesn't get anything right about her
- Mexican guy calls a company and complains that Spanish should be the #1 choice after dialing the number, not English.
- Special Ed calls a woman and tries to get piano lessons. He plays the piano and sings horribly for her, pissing the woman off. Yayyyy!
- Old man who someone had made a donation in his name calls the charity and wants to know where he can pick up his money
- Prank caller named the Truth calls a sportscaster and wants to be hired as part of the team
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COPS
- Crazy old drunk black man keeps calling 911 for no reason, bringing the police to his house.
- Cops encounter a drugged up shirtless guy on the street who is totally bugging out. He spouts a lot of nonsense, such as "We're going to war. They're eating the babies. Look at the sky!" He tries to run from the police and gets taken down.
- Suicidal dude stands in an alley and threatens to stab himself. He has a shirt with a swastika on it and is holding a bottle of alcohol in his other hand. He's batshit crazy too. "Officer Campbell? Do you make soup? Why don't you go home and make soup? I have no reason to live!" He is tackled and arrested. These are some good COPS clips. I love the crazy people!
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Dave Chappelle - a parody of the anti drug commercial about a bunch of stoned guys at a drive thru who run over a little girl.
COPS
- YES! This is the clip I've been waiting for. The police are called to the house of a woman who thinks there are people in her attic. The cops come in and check it out, but no one is there. The funny thing about this one is the woman. Holy crap. Another loon! She's really old and has a raspy voice you can barely understand. Makeup is smeared all over her face. She has giant Coke bottle glasses, and says a lot of weird shit. "They're coming to capture me. They've been coming here for years." Insane people rule.
- Officer catches two people having sex in a car. The guy involved lies to the cop, presents a fake ID and gets arrested.
- The police respond to a stabbing incident. The suspect is arrested with little fanfare.
- Cops are called in to a dispute between a black family and a Middle Eastern family. The two families don't get along and argue and fight and come on each other's property all the time.
MAD TV
- Crazy woman works at a Valentine's Day candy store. She falls in love with a weird nerd boy who comes in shopping for his mother, and she pukes. Then they make out. Nice.
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Clip of Barbara singing on Inspiration Time. After her song, Hilton sings. The song cuts out halfway through it and cuts to Hilton speaking to the audience and quoting scripture.
COPS.
- The police set up a sting operation for thieves at a subway station. An undercover officer staggers around, pretending to be drunk and unresponsive while flashing some bling bling. When people try to take his things, they get arrested.
- Police go under the subway and investigate the area where homeless people live.
- Cops pull out a body that got hit by a subway train
- Police respond to a brawl at the subway station. A guy got stabbed and had part of his bowel hanging out.
- Another sting operation with the drunk undercover officer. This one takes place on a moving subway car.
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Family Feud spoof on Comedy Central. A fake Louie Anderson hosts. Boxer vs Wrestler team. This clip cuts out about halfway through.
COPS.
- The police organize a raid on a drug house and arrest a bunch of people
MAD TV
- Miss Swan goes to a gay bar and sings Dancing Queen
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COPS
- Police are called to remove a bat from a house. They struggle immensely with this. It's funny.
Clip of a man praying at a Hilton Griswold event.
COPS
- Police respond to a traffic accident. They have to use the jaws of life to get someone out who is trapped inside the car.
Clip of some news special with Princess Di's secret recorded voice diaries.
COPS
- The police arrest a young black man who was selling drugs on the streets of Philly. He tries to run and proclaims his innocence. They arrest the white woman who was buying from him too.
- The police are called to a house where a man is holding down a wild dog who was trying to bite people. SpokAnimal comes and takes the dog away.
- Cops talk to a couple of old guys who are out camping. The old men are asked if they have a gun in the truck and they lie about it and get caught.
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MXC. Hoteliers vs Entrepreneurs
- Dirty Muddy Balls. Players jump into a mud pit and try to catch a ball that's launched into the air.
- Saddle Sores. People in roller skates and giant horse suits race toward the finish line. At the end of the first race, Someone falls out of their suit as they cross the finish line.
- Staff Infectors. Players must knock each other into the water with giant swabs.
- Rotating Surfboard of Death. Minibal Bababanoosh is in this segment :)
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COPS
- The police respond to a domestic disturbance call. An old couple is verbally arguing. The police can't really do anything about it though, because they are both married and have lived in the same house for 28 years. The old man, who is crazy by the way, gets irate at the police and says he's going to write a letter and send a video to his congressman about this.
- A black man on crutches tries to run from the police. He doesn't get far. He tries to jump into a random moving car and gets dragged before falling to the ground and getting arrested. "I wuz scared!"
- A ghetto white dude who looks like Eminem is caught digging a hole in his yard. He was trying to bury a bong and other drug paraphernalia.
MXC. Spring Break Extravaganza: Battle of the College Chicks
- A football type game where players grab a ball and try to run past a bunch of padded up dudes
- Sinkers and Floaters
- Ball Busters
- Log Drop
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COPS
- The police try to break up a fight outside a bar between a bunch of black people. When one of the girls is being restrained, a guy jumps on the back of an officer to pull her away. He gets tazed and everyone is arrested.
- An officer pulls over a car that rolls through a stop sign. The car reeks of marijuana, and blunts are found in the car. When the cop questions the driver about pot, the driver says that it's healthier than cigarettes, and he wouldn't mind being on an airplane where the pilot was high.
- A white male in an orange shirt is arrested after a domestic violence call is placed. He claims that he was punched in the face first. He is arrested and that's it. It's a short clip.
- A crazy, irate white dude is arrested after assaulting an Arab gas station attendant
- White trash neighbors fight over keeping their yards clean
JKX
- A guy is set up with a cross dresser on spring break, much to his dismay.
- Spring breakers are tricked into thinking they are going to see a free Creed concert. Instead they get Kris Kreed. "I'm high, I'm high on life..."
- Judge Jamie. A woman sues her friend for wrecking her car.
- Jamie annoys people at a restaurant with his loud cell phone ringer. He also yells and sings into the phone. "You're a poser.... I don't really need you - rock and rooooooll, yeah!!"
- Jamie tricks an audience viewing a screening for a fake version of his TV show
Spy TV
- A guy selling ice cream claims that the money people are paying him is counterfeit
- A group of guys help a woman break into a car and then take the blame when she runs off with the stereo and the cops come
- Blackjack scam on the golf course
- Security guards are tricked into keeping workers from escaping from a factory
- Mom is tricked into thinking her son is in a port-a-potty that gets lifted by a helicopter
JKX.
- Jamie dresses up as Brad Gluckman and tries to convince a family to let him move in
- Jamie X's a yoga class
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Spy TV. This is the farting chair in a waiting room skit.
COPS.
- Kodiak City! A couple crazy drunk Alaskan women get in a bar fight and are taken off by the cops. They are really fucking nuts. I need a fan down here, bastards!
- Jessie! A crazy old blond lady is arrested for being verbally abusive to the cops. She's drunk too.
JKX - Judge Jamie takes a case about a restaurant owner who sues an employee for breaking a counter
Skateboard Show.
- Guys go fishing in a Japanese Tea Garden
- Man walks around with a leaf blower and annoys people
- Skateboard delivery man delivers packages and wipes out
- Man takes a giant piece of meat into different stores and tries to get his money back for it
- Tom Green and a bunch of skateboarders eat horse poo and mess with people
COPS
- Crazy old white guy threatens some fat black women with a knife. The cops are called and they take him down. A unibrow of blood forms across his forehead. This dude is really nuts.
Jerry Springer - Weirdo black guy tries to control a fat white prostitute with money\
AFV
- Upside down cat stretches
- Kiss Me Montage
- Cat meets dolphin
- Cat squeezes into a bottle
- 27 punches in 23 seconds
- Wedding cake mishap montage
COPS.
- Police officer dresses up as Coco the Clown to catch prostitutes. "Loan me the money." Crack whore eating french fries.
- Other prostitution strings where johns are taken down. The first john arrested is a truck driver in a Jerry Rice jersey. The second is an old man.
- More Coco stings. Crazy lady is arrested. The last lady arrested is a white trash chick who is in town to bury her parents
- Rudy! Cops pull over a car where a jaded criminal is hanging out with an under aged transexual.
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JKX.
- Jamie plays an old waiter at a restaurant in a motorized cart. He messes up a lot, and loses control of his cart and runs into tables.
Spy TV
- Dude at a gym acts as an annoying personal trainer who pisses everyone off
- Old people at a mall take a quiz where inappropriate questions are asked. My favorite part of this segment is when an old white dude is asked if he prefers to kick it or chill while he's at his crib. He gets a confused look on his face and says "I haven't been in the crib since I was a baby."
- Dude in a panda suit harasses people at a mini golf course
- Man takes a car on a test drive and uses the vehicle to run his errands. The salesman, who is in the car with him, gets really pissed off after a while.
JKX
- B-Rad annoys people at a golf course.
- Jamie plays a tour bus driver who takes tourists into Bob Saget's home without his knowledge. There is weird stuff in his house, like a pig's head in the refrigerator and a whole shitload of homemade porn videos. Bob Saget comes home and is pissed off because he did not give them permission to enter his home. It's funny.
- Jamie hires an Asian man to fire people for him. A lot of people get pissed at the Asian guy, including an old man and a lady in a wheelchair.
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COPS
- The starer clip. A man claims that two prostitutes stole his wallet. The hookers are arrested, including a poofy haired chick who just can't believe it. She stares at the cops and has to get wrestled to the ground when she tries to get away. Then the guy is also arrested for soliciting prostitution. Dumbass!
A very short South Park clip where Timmy is singing on stage with a heavy metal band
AFV
- Pop goes the Weasel music montage of people getting hit in the face with corks among other things
- Bucking Broncos vs Kids Sleeping on Toilets
- Fat person floating in pool looks like she's dead
- Guy gets hit in crotch with baseball
- Little boy tries to cross a river and keeps falling down in the mud
- 28 Glass Breaks in 26 seconds
- Ferret steals socks
- Cat won't step through a door after the glass has been removed. She has to wait for it to be opened.
- Gorilla picks it's nose and eats it
- Blur: Song 5 music montage of extreme sports mishaps
JKX
- Judge Jamie. A man sues another man for not paying after he installed 5 French doors in a home for him. Apparently the job was not done properly. The judge has a hard time understanding the case and keeps getting confused because the plaintiff used to work at a sports bar.
- Jamie plays a bizarre driving teacher who instructs a girl who looks like a young Helen Hunt. He goes to visit his wife on the route, and she beats on the car with a baseball bat, scaring the girl. On the way back he gives his brother, a crossdresser, a ride. The girls looks mortified.
- Jamie plays a wine conossieur who is coming off surgery and has his mouth wired open. He attends a wine tasting event, and spills the wine all over the place because of his mouth. He gets really drunk and makes a fool out of himself.
- A young dude visits Jamie, a psychic. Jamie tells him he will meet the love of his life at a party. When the dude goes to the party, Jamie dresses up as a woman and tells him that he is his soulmate.
Spy TV
- Pizza delivery drivers get caught in a high tech laser security system
- May Pat Morita use your bathroom?
- The Talkie Bot 5000 scene, The Talkie Bot is a robot at a toy store that is supposed to respond to voice commands. It doesn't work very well.
- A hand pops out of the dryer at a bathroom and scares people.
Funny clip of a group of Christians singing on stage. One of the people is a fat female who looks like she has Down Syndrome. Another person is a kid who looks gay, and is VERY into the song.
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AFV
- Funny graduation clips
Funny Game Show Moments
- Arnold Schwarzenegger is on the Dating Game
- The host of a show tells a girl she has pretty nipples
- Where is the strangest place you've ever made whoopie? "In the ass."
- Anne Robinson from Weakest Link starts laughing in the middle of a round of questions
- Horrible Family Feud answers
- Blond shemale is caught buying drugs
Spy TV
- Ralphie May proposes to his girlfriend at a restaurant and she rejects him while the restaurant patrons are videotaping for Ralphie.
- A face behind a mirror in a public bathroom scares people
JKX
- Jamie proposes to his girlfriend in front of an audience at a college basketball game and gets rejected. They bring him out at halftime to participate in a free throw shooting game to win free tickets and he fails miserably and gets booed.
Spy TV
- People get tickets as they pull into parking spots in front of an expired meter. They don't even have chance to put money in.
- Two girls who order a cake come to pick up the cake, and the wrong name is written on it. Instead of Sanam, the cake reads Satan.
END OF TAPE
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