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Maury Povich - I Used To Be a Woman.
- A woman undergoes a sex change operation into a man. She now goes by "Kimrey" instead of Kimberly, and is dating a woman.
- Black woman has a sex change into a man named Don, and is married to a woman.
- Two more female to male sex change stories.
- Don meets his father and tells him about the sex change.
November 19th, 2004. Pistons/Pacers brawl in the Palace at Auburn Hills. This is the whole thing as it happened live on TV. I was watching at the time.
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Dave Chappelle Show
- Tyrone the Crackhead goes to school to talk to children about drugs
- The "I'm Rick James, bitch!" skit. This really isn't that funny to be honest with you.
Maury Povich.
- Extremely obese black mother
- 12 year old white girl weighs 500 pounds and is hooked up to an oxygen tank
Trigger Happy TV
- Reporter who is interviewing a man on the street suddenly attacks a busker
- Man walks around in a park screaming into a giant cell phone
- Man asks a stranger to take his picture. While his picture is being taken, a bus pulls in front of him, and he jumps on the bus and disappears, confusing the picture taker.
- Guy in giant rat suit acts funny in a cafeteria
- Woman dumps ashes from a cremation out on a pier and they blow onto a family
- Jet skit scam artist steals a man's money
- Rummage sale that advertises "stolen property."
- Guy talks to a woman named Denise over the loudspeaker at a grocery store
- Dude in a port-o potty is yelled at by a guy on a megaphone
- Bouncer stands outside a Polish bakery and won't let people in unless they're on the list
- Loud singing librarian annoys patrons
Maury
- 700 pound black teenager named Chris. He has an enormous forehead/brow that is discolored, and he seems really sad.
Trigger Happy TV
- Pregnant woman offers bicycle driven carriage rides
- Foreign guy who is struggling with his English asks funny questions
- Man in a beaver suit buys a guy a drink at a bar
- Black man offers valet parking in front of a liquor store
- Park ranger offers a floor mat to people so they don't track things into the park
- Beach warden talks to old people, saying he is cracking down on fight clubbers
- Cheerleader cheers on prostitution in Vegas
Maury
- 500 pound teenage white girl asks Maury for help
Trigger Happy TV
- Woman digs around in purse for keys and takes forever while a man holds a cake for her. She also answers the cell phone
- Person in cat suit pretends to poop on a golf course
- Beach patrol guy again
- Man asks a woman a question and turns on a loud leaf blower while she's talking
- Woman at a water cooler on a sidewalk gossips with people walking past
- Guy walks into a used CD store to find it populated by dancing people in animal suits
Brief Maury fat people clip
Trigger Happy TV
- Woman giving massages at the mall talks about how she birthed a goat in the morning and didn't wash her hands
- Woman sits down with business men at a lunch table and plays silly music and dances
- Jungle explorer walks around the big city asking for directions
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COPS
- Cop chases a fleeing suspect. It's a crazy ass white dude with long frizzy blonde hair. He is wrestled to the ground behind a Taco Bell. He bites the cop's arm and bloodies his nose too.
Conan O'Brien skit - What would their children look like?
Reporters comment about the NBA brawl on ESPN
Mad TV
- Lorraine brings Stuart to work at the office with her
COPS
- Depressed white guy shoots himself in the head but lives
- Black guy accuses a stupid, drunk blonde white guy of vandalizing a car. This one's good.
- Gay black guys fighting. One of them is dressed like a woman.
- Crazy white lady is caught shoplifting at a 7-11. She tries to bite the cops and is wrestled to the ground. She's really psycho and she yells strange things. Another good one.
Dave Chappelle Show
- Snoop Dogg raps with Tyrone and a few other characters.
- Man tries to hit on woman who has cockblocking female friends
- News report on Jedi Knights who were accused of molesting children
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MXC. Military vs Beauty
- Sinkers and Floaters. Foobush Babaganoosh is one of the first contestants.
- Turtle Hurdlers
- Crossing the Potomac
- Pole Riders
- Boulderdash
COPS
- White trash drunk driver rear ends a van. He is taken in and processed.
VH1 Snoop Dogg special about his youth
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COPS
- Police respond when a woman is beat up. She has two huge bumps on her forehead
- Old woman calls the police on a little boy with a bad attitude
- Man arrested for drug possession. He claims that the dope he's carrying is an old donut
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Doobie Brothers DVD commercial
Chicago Bears doing the Super Bowl Shuffle. This is kind of hilarious.
Anti drug comedy skit with an angel on Comedy Central
Jump Cuts
- Anti smoking campaign with funny animated guy
- Bizarre skit with people in a car and nuts
Pacers/Pistons brawl coverage on Good Morning America. The guy who threw the cup speaks out.
Maury. This one is about couples that are complete opposites
- Giant woman and skinny man
- 25 year old woman and a 65 year old black man in a pimp suit. Maury puts on the outfit to be funny.
- 6'2 man and a 4'2 woman who looks like a kid
- Nerdy man and a woman with ridiculously huge fake boobs
- Female bodybuilder with a midget
- Young guy and 77 year old burlesque dancer
- Business man and another huge boob woman. Her name is Echo. I looked her up and she has porn movies out there, haha.
- Woman with a man who is completely covered in tattoos
- Redneck guy and old granny
Clips from the movie "Mask"
Banzai
- Firemen blast each other with high pressure water hoses
- Mr Shake Hands Man shakes hands with Bill Murray
- Three Michael Jackson impostors must moonwalk across an ice rink
Guy born with no knees or elbows is interviewed on Larry King Live
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More clips from the movie "Mask"
COPS
- Man goes into a store that has a broken front window and attempts to steal cigarettes
- White business lady with her car stuck on train tracks is arrested for DUI
- Black lady with TB gets a visit from the police and crisis intervention. She is upset and suicidal because her kids were taken away from her. The cop gets freaked out because he didn't know she had TB and spent over 15 minutes in her house.
MXC. Film vs Phobias
- Get a Piece
*in the commercials, the tape cuts to a VH1 show talking about hippies, the 70s, and patchouli*
MXC (cont)
- Pole Riders
- Saddle Sores
- Log Drop. Jean Claude Babaganoosh is in this segment.
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MXC. Mascots vs Monsters. This one is cool because everyone is wearing a silly costume
- Sinkers and Floaters. Alazilla Babaganoosh is the second contestant in.
- Intestinal Fortitude
- Dry Balls
- The Impossible Stones of Mount McKidney
Hey! Spring of Trivia
- The ten gallon hat can not hold ten gallons of water
- There are 48 official arm wrestling techniques
- Tanks have blinkers
- An antelope's legs are not sexy
- How much weight can a train strap hold
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MXC. Aerospace vs Fast Food
- Snowman's Land
- Frozen Wallbangers
- Sperm Wheelers
- Frigid Slope of Icy Death. Haydook Babaganoosh is the first contestant here.
TV Guide special about Survivor millionaires, hosted by Amber Brkich. Ethan Zohn, Jenna Morasca, Richard Hatch, and Brian Heidik are interviewed. It shows Brian shooting a bow and arrow. LOL, this must have been before he shot the dog. Vecepia and Sandra are also interviewed. There are also updates on Lex, Shi Ann, Kathy, Christa, Colby, and Elisabeth. Amber talks about her relationship with Rob. Tina Wesson and Rupert Boneham are interviewed.
Green Bay Packers holiday special. Najeh Davenport hosts a charity bingo game for old people. Several Packers players recite Twas the Night Before Christmas.
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COPS
- John stings. Black guy on a bike who offers 7 dollars for oral sex is arrested. Also, a bald white guy in a car and an angry black man in a van are arrested.
- Police come to a house to remove a snake that had somehow gotten inside.
- A crossdresser named Tony is arrested with drugs
Christmas Edition of Fear Factor. It starts out with a gross eating challenge. Live dragonflies, a worm sausage, a rotten squid with flies, and a cod eggsack covered with ants must be consumed. The last guy gets angry because he couldn't finish the cod eggsack. He was too busy talking and missed the deadline. After this, there is a swimming challenge and the skinny white guy who talks like Eminem wins when the black guy he is up against tires out. The tape cuts out right before the end.
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