This tape is called Bad Sound Tape because whenever something new starts to play, the tape gets really quiet so you can barely hear it for a few seconds. This also happens when you first hit play after stopping it for something. It's annoying and the last half of the tape basically is filler because I didn't want to put anything good on here that you can barely even hear.
(00:00:00)
Kaysar interviewed on the TV Guide Channel after his eviction. They also talk about Rockstar INXS and Battle of the Network Reality Stars
Funny Animal Planet clips of odd pet couples
- Cat and bird fight
- Iguana tries to crawl on cat
- Leopard feeds on tiger
- Dog and bear roughhouse
- Cat and baby bear squabble
- Two horses run around in circles
Snoop Dogg commercial where he golfs with an old white guy and says "for shizzle, I ka zizzle"
Rufus Wainwright sings "Love Affair" on Craig Ferguson
(16:04)
Rockstar INXS
- Susie: Start Me Up
- JD: Cold As Ice
- Deanna: My Truth
- Ty: Proud Mary
- Mig: Do or Die
- Marty: I Alone
- Jordis: Dream On (awful)
Celebrity Fit Club
- Wendy cries and breaks down because she's not losing weight
- Gary gains a pound
(54:10)
VH1 funny reality show moment countdown
- Jessica Simpson is confused about whether Chicken Of The Sea is either tuna or chicken
- Cops clip with the trucker guy in the leotard
- Flo from the Amazing Race has a breakdown over a bike riding challenge but still wins the game
Rockstar INXS results show
- Suzie sings an encore of Start Me Up
- Contestants discuss who will be in the bottom 3 and there is lots of boring chitchat
- Ty is in the bottom 3 and sings What You Need
- Deanna also in the bottom 3 and sings Elegantly Wasted
- Marty shocking in the bottom 3 and sings Don't Change
- Deanna eliminated
Blind Date. 82 year old woman named Jean and 91 year old man named Johnny are hooked up and their date is hilarious. Johnny rules! He works out shirtless at the gym and then they go out to dinner were he sings about Viagra. They really like each other. At the end of the date there is a cutting room floor clip where Johnny dresses up in drag. Win.
Big Brother 6 clip where Howie's family is interviewed and they discuss how he talks about women
(1:44:35)
MXC. Sports Women vs Business Women.
- Great Holes of Glory
- Rotating Surfboard of Death
Man on Discovery Health channel who undergoes plastic surgery and tattooing to look like a cat. He also has boobs because of a hormonal imbalance. He is really freaky looking. Brief clip of another man who is tattooed with cat spots. I think I have something about this dude on a different tape.
MXC (cont)
- Irritable Bowl Syndrome
More discovery Health channel stuff where there is a man who covers his body to look like he's made of puzzle pieces. He also has horns. His woman tattoos herself to look like a cat.
MXC (cont)
- The Giant G-String of Doom. Mary Lou Retton Babaganoosh in this segment. Or at least I think that's what her name is. I really cant understand what they are saying.
MXC. White Collar Careers vs Blue Collar Careers
- Plank Spankers
Discovery Health channel thing. The cat people are shown again. The cat man with the boobs prepares to meet his sister, who he hasn't seen in several years and she has never seen his transformation.
MXC (cont)
- Slipped Disks of Doom
Discovery Health special continues. Lizard man performs at fetish party. Cat man meets his sister.
MXC (cont)
- Mud Butlers
- Log Drop. Balzac Babaganoosh in this segment.
(2:30:36)
The 627 Pound Woman: Jackie's Story. Overweight woman agrees to have gastric bypass surgery to help reduce her weight. Just getting into the car and to the hospital is a major ordeal for her and she has a breakdown. The actual surgery takes place and is successful, although she has malnutrition problems after the fact. This is where you can really start to notice the shitty sound quality of the tape.
A Face Restored. Discovery Health special about a girl from Afghanistan who's face had melted into her chest after a horrible fire. The surgery takes place and is really gross and disgusting. Afterwards, she still doesn't look good but it's at least a definite improvement. Oh wait there's more surgery. OK now she looks much better. Oh great more gross surgery! She spends some time for recovery in the US but goes home to her parents after all the surgeries and everything are done.
(3:37:16)
The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. This is the episode where Geoffrey is disgraced because of his marathon running mishap where he takes a cab to the finish line. Carlton also dances in this episode after sleeping with a married woman.
Reno 911 clip where the cops arrest a homeless guy at a carnival. The sound is bad here and you can't really hear anything.
Fresh Prince (cont) This is the conclusion of the aforementioned episode.
Jordis is interviewed on TV Guide channel and they talk about Rockstar INXS. Again, the sound is really quiet. I think this is out of order because they talk about Bohemian Rhapsody and that's not until the next tape. They also talk about Big Brother and Janelle winning America's Choice and James's eviction. Dr. Will is interviewed.
Clip from the end of the last episode of Celebrity Fit Club where Sizzling Soul and White Ice wins the weigh in on the giant scale
Conclusion of Dr. Will's interview on the TV Guide channel
(3:59:34)
Superstar USA. This episode is not commercial free. And Mario's performance is not recorded.
- Contestants are shown brand new cars
- Rosa sings Genie In a Bottle
- Contestants interviewed on Extra and critiqued on their question answering
- Jojo sings Crazy In Love
- Jamie sings All By Myself
- Jojo eliminated
- Preview for next week
(4:32:14)
AFV
- Funny baby clips
- Horse drawn carriage dumps passengers
- Guy hit in eye with blow dart party favor
- Little child plays with boobs of mannequin at the mall
- Music montage of funny marriage proposals
- Kid scared by toilet monster
- Groom can't fit ring on wife's finger at wedding
- Flower girl cries and dumps out entire bucket of flowers at wedding
Pistons/Lakers NBA Finals Game 4. Pregame events include a Chauncey Billups interview, Kid Rock sharing his thoughts on his favorite Pistons, and a Lebron James interview. Kid Rock sings America the Beautiful. Then the game starts, and the tape starts to mess up in the second quarter before ending. The Pistons win the game, JSYK.
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