Dan Geeks Out: VHS Tape #23: Hoooo-what??

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Bo Bice tribute: All of his live performances one after another, in order. Well, they are not completely in order, but whatever.

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COPS

- Police pull over a stolen car that is full of folks who have crack on them

Really short clip of a bunch of dudes playing accordions on MPTV

COPS

- Cops come to investigate a hotel's complaint about a disorderly guy staying there. He is drunk and hits a wall with his car and knocks some brick looses from the wall. He struggles to put the bricks back in proper order. He eventually leaves in a cab.

- Crazy driver almost hits a cop. They pull her over and she is insane! She has blonde hair, has on a winter hat, and has dark eye makeup that makes her look like a raccoon. She screams at the cops and goes off the deep end. She is really insane. Classic COPS clip!

- Crazy drunk white lady outside a hotel causes a disturbance and is questioned by the police. She says her stuff was stolen. She is really drunk and the cops put her into the squad car. She says she is a vampire. A very polite vampire.

- Drunk lady who is half naked is shown being taken into the police station after going into a public water fountain

- Police investigate a suspicious character hanging out outside an empty building. It's a toothless older man dressed as a woman who is spinning a yo-yo. The police let him go because he isn't doing anything wrong

- Black guy runs from the cops in a beat up car but is eventually caught and arrested.

- A man is arrested in a bar and his crazy white trash wife attacks a nerdy female cop who is taking him away.

- Hispanic guy tries to run from the police, but bails vehicle and is arrested

- Black guy drives a car that has expired registration and is pulled over. He doesn't have a license and acts all squirrelly and guilty about something. He unexpectedly tries to run and so does his passenger but they don't get very far before they are taken down.

Oprah Winfrey show. Oprah gets her ears pierced on national TV and freaks out. Channel flips afterward to Max X.

Max X

- Huge hockey brawl

- Brawl at minor league baseball game after a beaning

- Fight in the stands at a high school basketball game

- Race car drivers get into an accident and a big brawl ensues

- Football fight that gets interrupted by channel surfing

- Band fights with people in the audience and guy gets hit by an electric guitar that was plugged in. It makes a funny sound.

- Amateur boxing men and women beat the crap out of each other on the beach

- Protestors riot against shielded cops

- Politician family in some third world country comes to a radio station to pick a fight with people who are bashing them on the air. Some major headbutting action goes down here.

- Undercover stings where cops take down mafia guys

- Bjork attacks a reporter

- Old lady attacks a would be robber. She hits him in the face with hot water and smashed the mug on his head. A customer comes in and he runs away without getting anything.

- Bus driver who killed people in an accident is attacked by angry students

- Drunk partying chicks fight

- More hockey fighting

- Band member attacks heckler with a guitar and knocks his teeth out

- Australian prisoners attack the guards

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Special on History Channel called Hooked: Illegal Drugs and How They Got That Way. This is actually quite interesting. It goes into the history of weed and amphetamines and how they used to be legal but now are not.

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COPS

- 3 black people in a suspicious vehicle are pulled over. Inside the car the cops find a shit ton of stolen VHS tapes. In the trunk is a big shopping bag lined with aluminum that is used to fool metal detectors.

Bo Bice interviewed on Access Hollywood. He gets secretly married but then denies it.

Regis and Kelly. Bo Bice interviewed. He talks about his real name being Harold and how he got the nickname Bo. His grandma used to say he looked like a young Humphrey Bogart. He also talks about his run on the show. He then performs Drift Away. Matthew Fox is also interviewed.

Family Matters. Urkel sues Carl for killing his pet bug Pablo.

Family Matters. Carl displays overprotective tendencies towards Mother Winslow when she goes out with Fletcher. Steve creates Urkelbot, who attacks Laura and himself.

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MXC. Fashion vs Religion

- Yank My Dinghy

- Bunk Off. Bulimia Babaganoosh is the last person to go in this segment.

- Eat Shitake

- Runaway Stump

MXC. Adult Industry vs Home Improvement

- Athlete's Feet

- Dope on a Rope

- Elimination Idol

- Dash to Death

- Rotating Surfboard of Death. Yasar Babaganoosh is in this segment.

MXC. Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals. There is apparently no Babaganoosh in this episode.

- Sack Lunch

- Boulder Dash

- Dead End Zone

- Brass Balls

MXC. Fitness Industry vs Music Industry

- Turtle Gut Check

- Reality sports segment

- Shaft Grabbers

- Clear Sphere of Sphere

- Jerk and Release

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Celebrity Fit Club. This is the season with Gary Busey. Other contestants include Jackee, Toccarra, Jani Lane, and the Snapple Lady. The contestants weigh in and are separated into teams.

Anthony Fedorov interviewed on Ellen.

Tony Little Geico commercial

Anthony sings Every Time You Go Away on Ellen

Rockstar INXS pilot episode. There are commercials so be prepared to fast forward.

- Contestants arrive at the mansion and Susie makes a disparaging comment about Marty's voice

- Jordis sings Baba O'Reilly

- Marty sings You Really Got Me

- Tara sings Middle of the Road

- Neal's imitation Mick Jagger performance of Brown Sugar

- Daphna sings One Way Or Another

- Ty Taylor performs Cult of Personality

- Dana's awful rendition of Knocking On Heaven's Door