(00:00:00)
Mad TV
- Lost spoof. Jeff Probst comes onto the island and there's a flashback to his Survivor host audition. He poisons Colby Donaldson to get the job. At the end of this skit, Fantasy Island people walk onto the beach. "De plane, de plane!"
- 7 AM Condo Report. This is the Oscar special episode. They bring in guests to talk about movies, including a crazy old man who is looking for strawberries.
- Skit where there's a TV show about Wal Mart employees called the Big Store
Eye for an Eye with Extreme Akim begins. A large woman sues a man because she feels she was discriminated against because she didn't a job because of her image.
This cuts out after a minute or two to the ending credits of Mad TV. Jeff Probst reads off votes with his cats' names and acts silly.
Extreme Akim (cont) The lawsuit continues. People in the audience bash the man who was doing the hiring because he admitted that appearances played a factor. During commercial break, the audience chants "Extreme Akim!" over and over again. What the hell kind of judge show is this? He doles out a punishment to the man and makes him wear a fatsuit and sends him to a bar to try and pick up women. He learns his lesson not to judge people on appearances.
(35:23)
COPS
- Two men arrested in a trashy trailer park that looks like a garbage dump. One of them tries to run.
- White trash biker looking guy is pulled over in a stolen vehicle. Inside the car a bunch of checks are found where the ink is washed off of them.
Small clip from some show or movie where Imaginary Love by Rufus Wainwright is playing in the background.
American Idol 4. Top 10 guys perform.
- Mario Vazquez: I Love Music
- Anwar Robinson: What's Going On
- Joseph Murena: Let's Stay Together
- David Brown: All is Fair in Love
- Constantine Maroulis: Hard To Handle
- Scott Savol: Never Too Much
- Travis Tucker: All Night Long
- Nikko Smith: Let's Get it On
- Anthony Fedorov: I Wanna Know What Love Is
- Bo Bice: Whipping Post
- Recap. Oh wow, I actually recorded everyone
Crank Yankers
- Man calls a hunting shop wanting to talk about hunting a Bigfoot
- Man calls a bait shop asking for advice on what to do about a human head he found inside of a shark he caught. He says it's on his mantel for decoration and he plays with it.
- Man calls a restaurant asking if he can film an outrageous skit there where Johnny Knoxville cuts off his toe and has the chefs cook it and serve it to Ashton Kucher
- Man calls a clothing shop saying he is going to organize a fur protest outside
(1:36:17)
AI4. Top 10 girls perform.
- End of Aloha's performance. We don't see any singing but we do hear what the judges say.
- Lindsay Cardinale sings some Jesus song
- Jessica Sierra: Broken Wing
- Mikalah Gordon: God Bless the Child
- Celena Rae - When the Lights Go Down
- Nadia Turner sings some song I don't know with a lot of "whoah"s in it
- Amanda Avila: Turn the Beat Around
- Janay Castine: Hit Em Up With Style. Two thumbs up!
- Carrie Underwood - Piece of My Heart
- Vonzell Solomon - If I Ain't Got You
- End of episode recap
(2:05:22)
Amazing Race 7 Premiere. I'm not a big fan of the show but I recorded this because Rob and Amber are on.
In the commercials it cuts to a short Discovery Health clip where babies are being born
Amazing Race (cont) Rob and Amber are the third team to finish. The hillbillies are last and are eliminated. So sad :(
(3:36:54)
Mad TV
- Excitable black guy wants Morgan Freeman to hook him up in the movie industry
- Lorraine comes to look at a car that's for sale and is annoying, of course
- Spy vs Spy skit
Trigger Happy TV
- Yoga instructor makes student pose and then leaves
- Rude bellhop in front of a hotel screams for a taxi and belches
- Woman marries a man in a rat suit
- Person in chicken suit dances around in a grocery store
- People in restaurant dance when a woman orders ice water. They also storm out when chicken taquitos are ordered.
- Marching band member comes into a bookstore and makes a lot of noise
ESPN college basketball highlights. Wisconsin beats Indiana with an Alondo Tucker putback at the buzzer.
Trigger Happy TV (cont)
- People in animal costumes walk behind an old man and turn around every time he looks back
- Angry man on a cell phone screams into the phone and rage quits his job
- Man gets a massage fron a woman in the mall, and halfway through it she switches out for a guy in an executioner's outfit
- Man poses for picture in front of a vehicle with a guy tied up in the trunk
- The rude bellhop again. This time he picks up a woman's dog and runs away with it.
AI4 results show
- Celena Rae eliminated
- Aloha eliminated
- Last performance night reviewed
- David Brown and Joseph Murena are also eliminated
(4:15:01)
Richard Hatch tax evasion case discussed on CNN Headline News
Mad TV
- Crazy blonde girl with the gloves competes in a pageant and is of course annoying and embarasses her dad. I found it in this clip that her name is Dot, so if she appears on a future tape this is what I will refer to her as.
The Simpsons - Homer replaces his dad as a Wal Mart greeter when he gets injured. Bart picks on Lisa and she files a restraining order against him. Gary Busey makes a guest appearance on a VHS tape explaining restraining orders. I think that's the only reason I recorded this episode was because of him.
COPS
- The police pull over a stolen vehicle and arrest the occupants inside. There's not too much exciting here, the main reason it's on the tape is because one of the people arrested is a woman with a fabulous mullet.
(4:44:22)
AI4. Top 8 guys perform
- Scott Savol - Sugar Pie Honey Bunch
- Bo Bice - I'll Be
- Anthony Fedorov sings some Spanish sounding song. Simon says he has the Latin flair of a polar bear.
- Nikko Smith - Georgia On My Mind
- Travis Tucker sings some Bobby Brown song
- Mario Vazquez sings that song about mending broken hearts
- Constantine Maroulis - Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
- Anwar Robinson - What a Wonderful World
AI4. Top 8 girls perform
- Amanda Avila sings some Tina Turner song that I don't recognize
- Janay Castine sings some song I don't know and sucks
- Carrie Underwood sings a country song
- Vonzell Solomon - Respect
- Nadia Turner - Try a Little Tenderness
- Lindsay Cardinale - I Don't Want To Miss a Thing
- Mikalah Gordon sings some slow and boring song and sucks
*brief break during commercials... Billy Graham talks about Jesus stuff*
AI4 (cont)
- Jessica Sierra - The Boys Are Back In Town
- End of episode recap
(5:53:15)
AFV... the Bob Saget era
- Kid on toilet gets mad because he (or she, I can't tell) is being filmed
- Cow spits at camera
- The three naked babies by the tub clip again
- Two people look at camera and can't figure out how to work it
- Praying mantis jumps on camera
- Football player runs into camera
- Bob Saget speaks Canadian
- Little kids say funny things
- Man scared at Halloween
- Giant Raggedy Anne falls in pool
- Sylvester Stallone impersonator. Whoah! It looks just like him.
- Power Ranger kicks himself in the head
- Vibrating floor scares people
- Funny dog clips
- Sheep headbutts ducks
- Cow stands in middle of road
- Cat scares cattle
- Pig drops a donut in water and eats it
- Little kid cries when he gets cow poop on his hand
- Groom kisses best man
- Man proposes to a woman on a Ferris wheel in Paris
- Cheesy infomercial about "This" tool. Really lame.
- Little girl pushes her sister down while singing I love my sister, and it wins. When he interviews the girl she sings I love Bob Saget instead.
(6:05:18)
Ripley's Believe It or Not
- Guy makes a snake enter his nose and come out his mouth. Ew!
Full House clip. It's the episode where they sing Yankee Doodle Dandy, but the tape cuts out before the singing begins. Damn!
END OF TAPE
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