Monday, September 7, 2026

Video Game Review #630: Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night

Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
PlayStation 4


Before playing:

A few years ago, I played through Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon. I really enjoyed the game. It was a fantastic throwback to the 8-bit side-scrolling Castlevania games of yesterday. You could put that game right next to the NES trilogy, and it would easily hold up to them. I loved it and I played through it multiple times trying to get all the endings.

Despite having a great time with the game, I never bothered to check out the other Bloodstained titles. I'm not sure why. Just slipped my mind, I guess. But these games were brought to my attention once again when I was listening to an episode of Retrovaniacs recently. One of the hosts, I think it was Billie, said they'd been hooked on Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. They discussed how this game was an awesome throwback to Symphony of the Night, and showered the game with praise. It made me think: "oh yeah, Bloodstained. I liked that Curse of the Moon game. Maybe I should check this one out, too."

I looked for the game on GameFly, which I had just renewed. Sure enough, there it was. I put it on my queue and before you know it, it was in my mailbox along with the last game I reviewed - Martha is Dead. How would Bloodstained hold up to such a revered classic like Symphony of the Night? Let's find out.




Story:

Be prepared. This game unapologetically tosses you right into the action. You're going to have a lot of names and a lot of lore just thrown right in your face immediately. At first, I really struggled to understand what was going on. Who is who, who is related to who, how these characters know each other, what tf it is that they are doing here. Once I decided to stop caring is when I began to truly enjoy the game. You just kind of learn as you go.

I should have written this review while things were still fresh in my head. I waited a month to get going on this, just because I've been super busy in life. Most of the fine details have slipped from my mind. The basic gist is that you're Miriam, a good vampire, and you've been sent into an evil castle to destroy both the castle and the evil vampire who summoned it into being. The bad vampire in question is named Gebel, and he used to be good. Why he is doing this and what turned him bad is part of the mystery.

To get to the castle, you must travel on a massive ship at sea. The ship crashes ashore, and now you must battle your way through a small village on the outstkirts of the castle. You meet some new characters who help you. You establish a hub or a home base in the village. You then enter the castle.

If you've played Symphony of the Night, nothing you see here should surprise you too much. This game borrows heavily from its story - mainly with the multiple endings. You can just kill Gebel, which triggers the bad ending and puts you back to your last save point. You can come back and free Gebel from the evil influence that's controlling him and manipulating everything behind the scenes. That opens up a few more endings, etc.

Honestly, I could give or take the game's story. It served its purpose, but it is absolutely nothing that I'm going to remember five years from now. Heck, I barely beat the game a month ago and most of it has already slipped my mind.




Gameplay:

The gameplay is the star of the show. The game handles like a dream. If you've ever played a 2D Castlevania before, this game trumps them all. You move smoothly, you can change your jump direction in mid-air, the knockback isn't as atrocious, etc. The weapons and powers you use can be mapped to different buttons on the controller. It is very easy (once you get the hang of things) to quickly pause the game and make adjustments. It does start to get annoying when you are constantly needing to change back and forth between powers, but I suppose that's more of a minor gripe. It doesn't really come into play that much until the final third of the game.

If imitation is the most sincere form of flattery, then Symphony of the Night must be red from head to toe. This game is essentially Symphony of the Night. It looks like it, it sounds like it, the gameplay is inspired by it. I don't know how this is even legal, but I'm glad it is. I'd say this is a "blatant ripoff" but that shines a negative light on the game. But then again, saying it "pays homage" to Symphony of the Night is a colossal understatement. This game lies in the happy medium somewhere between those two sentiments.

I didn't grow up with Symphony of the Night, so I don't have the same reverence for it that many do. In fact, I didn't even play the game until 2024, only 102 reviews ago. I really liked the game. I gave it an A-. As much as I don't want Castlevania fans to storm my house with pitchforks, I have to say that I liked this game just a little bit better than SoTN. It takes everything its predecessor did, and improves upon it a little bit. Everything seems just a little bit smoother and more polished here. Maybe if I carried sentimental or nostalgic feelings for Symphony of the Night, I'd be singing a different tune. But I think my detached viewpoint allows me to be more honest. Everything Symphony does, this game does just a liiiiittle bit better.

One thing I didn't like was the backtracking. I know that is to be expected from these types of games, but it felt excessive in this game. It also doesn't do a very good job at guiding you where to go next. I had to look on the internet for help many, many times. Sometimes, I even knew what I was supposed to do, but still couldn't figure it out. Like when I defeated the blood sucking boss lady, and earned the blood draining power. Obviously I needed to go to the big blood pool I encountered earlier in the game. But when I got there, nothing happened. Turns out, I needed to open my menu and sift through the dozens and dozens of text-heavy things in there to find the specific item I needed to drain the blood.

I do like how there is a hub you can return to when you are in trouble. You can rest up, restore your health and magic, and buy/trade with the vendors there. This game has a unique crafting system, and also NPCs that assign quests or tasks to you while you're exploring the castle. I don't know if SoTN did that or not (I don't remember much from my 2024 playthrough, so correct me if I'm wrong). If it didn't, then that is at least one thing that makes this game unique.

This game also doesn't do a switcharoo with an upside down castle, which I was grateful for. The base castle is big enough as it is. I didn't want to have to explore more. Instead, it gives you an option to flip gravity so you can reach out-of-place areas located above you. That's kind of cool.




Graphics:

This game looks really good, even though the tone is confusing sometimes. Is this supposed to be a serious vampire hunting game, or is it supposed to be some kind of silly anime-style thing with sexy, scantily clad main characters? It's all over the place. Even the design of the castle is all over the place. How do you go from standard Castlevania-style castles and corridors to ninja-filled Japanese gardens, and some of the more fantastical areas they put in the game?

Don't expect to be blown away by the visuals. This game looks like it could have been made on the PS2 or the PS3. Not that this is a bad thing, since it is sort of what they're going for. It has a lot of really cool bosses. And some of the visual effects (like the moon below) are outstanding.




Sound:

If it's possible to do a "double take" when it comes to music, I did it here. It sounds sooooo much like Symphony of the Night. It's almost a straight rip sometimes. It's good music, so I'm not complaining. But I'm wondering what fans of the original think about it?

One thing I've been waiting to talk about is the voice acting. I was "out" on the story pretty early, but I have to say that one of its highlights is when you meet a character named Zangetsu. I recognized his voice immediately. Solid Snake himself, David Hayter! It's amazing what having a voice actor of his quality does for a game. I immediately sat up and started paying attention. It's solid freaking Snake in a Castlevania game. His appearance is one of the game's biggest highlights to me.




Overall:

I gave the somewhat sacrilegious opinion earlier that I thought this game was better than Symphony of the Night. While I stand by that opinion, I don't think it is much better. SoTN got an A- when I reviewed it. And this game will get the same. It just doesn't quite reach A territory for me.

If you're a fan of Symphony of the Night, I think you'll like this game. It will probably scratch that itch of playing a similar game. It's not a sequel or a remake, but it is in the same vein. Or you'll be the complete opposite and say that this game is a travesty and should have never been made - and that it is nothing but a cheap imitation. I really haven't read reviews for this game aside from the one I'm writing right now. I wonder what side of the aisle most people fall on?

If you haven't played Symphony of the Night, I don't see any reason why you wouldn't like this game, unless you're just one of those no-fun people that immediately hate games that look or feel "old." If that's the case, you should stay away from this. And go fuck yourself while you're at it.

So yeah! Good game. Almost a great game. I really enjoyed Curse of the Moon as well. I can't wait to check out what else the Bloodstained series has to offer.


THE GRADE:
A-


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Sunday, September 6, 2026

Notable movies I have never seen




10 Things I Hate About You
28 Years Later
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
8 Mile
A Fistful of Dollars
A Time to Kill
Ad Astra
Airplane!
Ali
American Graffiti
Any Conjuring movie past the first one
Any Expendables movie
Any Fast and the Furious movie
Any Given Sunday
Any I Know What You Did Last Summer movies aside from the first one
Any John Wick movies after the first one
Any Lethal Weapon movie
Any Matrix after the first one
Any Mission Impossible movie
Any Nightmare on Elm Street movies aside from the remake and the original first two
Any Oceans Eleven movie
Any original Planet of the Apes movie
Any Phantasm movie past the first one
Any Resident Evil movie past the first two
Any Starship Troopers movies past the first two
Any Super Troopers movie
Any TMNT movies aside from the original trilogy
Any Transformers movie past the second one
Any Twilight movies past the first one
Any Venom movie
Assassin's Creed
Assassins
Avatar: Fire and Ash
Babe
Basic Instinct
Being John Malkovich
Ben-Hur
Big
Black Hawk Down
Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2
Boys Don't Cry
Breakfast at Tiffany's
Bridge Over the River Kwai
Bull Durham
Captain America: Brave New World
Captain Phillips
Carlito's Way
Casablanca
Casino
Chasin Amy
Chinatown
Citizen Kane
City of God
Clueless
Cool Hand Luke
Crimson Tide
Dark City
Days of Thunder
Dead Man Walking
Dead Poets Society
Delicatessen
Do The Right Thing
Donny Brasco
Dr. Strangelove
Dude, Where's My Car?
Ed Wood
Election
Erin Brockovich
Evil Dead Burn
Eyes Wide Shut
Fallen
Fatal Attraction
Flight of the Navigator
Frida
Friday
Full Metal Jacket
Gandhi
Get Shorty
Gladiator II
Gone With the Wind
Good Will Hunting
Harry and the Hendersons
He Got Game
Heathers
Hellboy (2019)
Highlander
Home Sweet Home Alone
Hoop Dreams
Hoosiers
Hotel Rwanda
Howl's Moving Castle
Inland Empire
Inside Llewyn Davis
Inside Out 2
It's Pat
J. Edgar
Jerry Maguire
JFK
Joker: Folie à Deux
LA Confidential
La La Land
Lawrence of Arabia
Malcolm X
Marty Supreme
Megan
Moana 2
Morbius
Moulin Rouge!
Mystic Pizza
National Lampoons Vacation
O Brother, Where Art Thou?
Office Space
Oppenheimer
Philadelphia
Possession
Pretty in Pink
Pretty Woman
Princess Mononoke
Purple Rain
Quiz Show
Raging Bull
Rain Man
Raising Arizona
Rampage
Rattatouille
Ravenous
Remember the Titans
Revenge of the Nerds
Risky Business
Scanners
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings
Sixteen Candles
Skyscraper
Sleepaway Camp
Sleepless in Seattle
Sling Blade
Solaris
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sorcerer
Straight Outta Compton
Straw Dogs
Sunset Boulevard
Superstar
Taxi Driver
Tenet
The Apartment
The Beekeeper
The Birdcage
The Blues Brothers
The Eternals
The Fantastic Four: First Steps
The Firm
The General's Daughter
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Hunt for Red October
The Killing Fields
The Last Emperor
The Last Samurai
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim
The Man in the Iron Mask
The Manchurian Candidate
The Marvels
The Naked Gun (2025)
The Pagemaster
The Pelican Brief
The Pink Panther
The Ten Commandments
The two recent Mummy movies
The Wolfman
This is Spinal Tap
Tootsie
Top Gun
Top Gun: Maverick
Trainspotting
True Grit (original)
Twisters
Vertigo
We Need to Talk About Kevin
What Women Want
When Harry Met Sally
While You Were Sleeping
White Chicks
Wicked
Witness
Wonka
Wyatt Earp
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
You've Got Mail

Monday, August 31, 2026

2026 Things: August





8.1: Watched 3 episodes of The Traitors Canada (1.06, 1.07, 1.08). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (The Worst Year in Gaming History). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.07). Watched 1 episode of Star Trek: Voyager (1.12). 

8.2: Listened to 2 episodes of Stephen Kingcast (eps 111, 112). Watched 2 episodes of Only Murders in the Building (5.09, 5.10). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.05). 

8.3: Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.41). Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (113). Watched movie: Masters of the Universe (2026).

8.4: Watched 1 episode of The Traitors Canada (1.09). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 280). Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (180). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (ep 154). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.13). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.06). 

8.5: Finished video game: Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night. Watched 1 episode of The Traitors Canada (1.10). Watched 3 episodes of The Idaho Murders: College Nightmare (1.01, 1.02, 1.03).

8.6: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.14). Watched 1 episode of Beast Games (2.01). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (Holstin Impressions: Tunnel Demo). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.47). Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.01). Watched movie: The Lodge. Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (11 Miles). 

8.7: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (42.01). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.08). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.15). Watched 1 episode of Beast Games (2.02). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.07). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming (IO's 007 First Light). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 281). Watched 2 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (1.01, 1.02). 

8.8: Watched 2 episodes of Beast Games (2.03, 2.04). Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 100). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.16). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (42.02). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.08). Watched 3 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (1.03, 1.04, 1.05). 

8.9: Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.02). Listened to 1 episode of Quick Save Club (ep 4). Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (ep 206). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.42). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (At the Movies: The Odyssey 2026). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits (ep 84). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Ben Vincent on Creating the Ultimate King Companion). Watched 2 episodes of Hannibal (3.09, 3.10). 

8.10: Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.11). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule (ep 327). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro (Live Show 7.9.21). Watched 1 episode of Mortal Kombat Legacy (1.06). Watched movie: Kalifornia.

8.11: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (ep 72). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.17). Watched 2 episodes of Beast Games (2.05, 2.06). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.12). Watched 3 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (1.07, 1.08, 1.09). 

8.12: Watched 2 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (2.01, 2.02). Watched 2 episodes of Beast Games (2.07, 2.08). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (Micro 80). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.13). Watched movie: Obsession.

8.13: Watched 2 episodes of Beast Games (2.09, 2.10). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.44). Watched 1 episode of Mortal Kombat Legacy (2.03). Watched 1 episode of Unique Spaces (Inside an Architect's Underground Home in Mexico City). Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (207). 

8.14: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.18). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.09). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (Movie Recommendations Pt 3). Watched 3 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (2.04, 2.05, 2.06). Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.03). Watched 1 episode of Unique Spaces (Inside George Nakashima's Japanese-Style Home & Worskhop). Watched 1 episode of Star Trek: Voyager (1.13). 

8.15: Watched 4 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy (2.07-2.10). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.19). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (QSC Episode 17). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.01). Watched movie: Star Wars: A New Hope. Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.10). 

8.16: Watched 1 episode of Mare of Easttown (1.01). Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.04). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour (8.3.26 ep). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 135). Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 101). Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (ep 183). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.46).  

8.17: Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.11). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 282). Listened to 1 episode of Quick Save Club (ep 5). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Happy 75 King Birthday Mailbag). Watched 1 episode of Mare of Easttown (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule (ep 328). Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (ep 138).  Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Slenderman). Watched 2 episodes of Unique Spaces (Inside an Architect's Retro Treetop Home, Inside a Floating House Hidden in the Woods). Watched 3 episodes of Where the Chefs Eat (Paris, New Orleans, Indian Dining in London). Watched 1 episode of Small Spaces (Maximizing a Tiny Paris Flat). Watched 1 episode of Walking Tour (Historical Walking Tour of New Orleans). 

8.18: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (42.03). Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.05). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.48). Watched movie: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back.

8.19: Watched 1 episode of Mare of Easttown (1.03). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (ep 91). Listened to 1 episode of The Quick Save Club (ep 6). 

8.20: Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.06). Watched 1 episode of Mare of Easttown (1.04). Watched 1 episode of Sopranos (5.12). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.02). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (Fears to Fathom: Home Alone). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (Redux: Takashi Miike's Audition).

8.21: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Serving Up the First Stephen King Cookbook). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.03). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.20). Watched 2 episodes of Mare of Easttown (1.05, 1.06). Watched 1 episode of Sopranos (5.13). 

8.22: Watched 1 episode of Mare of Easttown (1.07). Watched 2 movies: Supergirl, Spider-Man: Brand New Day. Watched 1 episode of Conversations with a Killer: The Manson Tapes (1.01). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (37.01).

8.23: Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits (ep 85). Watched 1 episode of Conversations with a Killer: The Manson Tapes (1.02). 

8.24: Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 283). Watched movie: Mortal Kombat. Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 102). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (The Devil's Game). 

8.25: Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 138). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour (8.20.26 ep). Listened to 1 episode of The Stephen Kingcast (ep 140). Watched 1 episode of Star Trek: Voyager (1.14). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.51). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro (Live Show: 7.16.21). Listened to 2 episodes of Creepy pod (Day 32, Satellite Images). Finished video game: Far Cry: New Dawn. Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.04).

8.26: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania). Watched 1 episode of Conversations with a Killer: The Manson Tapes (1.03). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (Are There Any Enjoyable Horror Games?). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.21). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.05).

8.27: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (42.04). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.22).Watched movie: Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. Watched 1 episode of Sopranos (6.01). 

8.28: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Mr. Harrigan's Phone Review). Watched 3 episodes of Big Brother (28.23, 28.24, 28.25). Listened to 1 episode of The Quick Save Club (ep 7). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.06).

8.29: Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (Five Nights at Freddy's: The Movie). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (42.05). Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (37.02, 37.03). Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.07). Watched movie: Tusk. Finished video game: Sonic 2 and Knuckles.

8.30: Watched 1 episode of Starting 5 (2.08). Watched 1 episode of Star Trek: Voyager (1.15). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 284). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (ep 75). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.54). Watched 1 episode of 11.22.63 (1.01).

8.31: Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (Weekend Warriors - Phantasy Star). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 137). Watched 1 episode of 11.22.63 (1.02). Watched 1 episode of Unique Spaces (Inside a Nordic Sauna That Looks Like a Rock). Watched 1 episode of Batman: Caped Crusader (2.07).



Most consumed media (minimum of 6)


19 episodes of Mortal Kombat Legacy watched
13 episodes of Big Brother watched
11 movies watched
10 episodes of Beast Games watched
9 episodes of Hannibal watched
8 episodes of The Sopranos watched
8 episodes of The FF Dynasty played
8 episodes of Starting 5 watched
7 episodes of Mare of Easttown watched
7 episodes of Batman: Caped Crusader watched
7 episodes of Stephen Kingcast played
6 episodes of Collateral Cinema played



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Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Video Game Review #629: Martha is Dead

Martha is Dead
PlayStation 4


Before Playing:

This is a very random choice for me to make. Prior to picking it up, I knew nothing about the game. Didn't know what it was about, or if it was good or bad. In fact, I hadn't even heard of the game before. It was a game that I randomly tossed onto my GameFly list because the preview on their website "looked cool." I didn't expect to actually get the game, because it was on the bottom of my queue. But in true GameFly fashion, they sent it to me anyway.

I came into this game with an empty slate and an open mind. I quickly discovered that it is a walking simulator, somewhat similar to Gone Home, which I had played through last month. I really liked Gone Home, so my hopes for this were relatively high. How would I end up liking the game? Let's find out.




Story:

This game certainly has one of the more unique settings I've experienced in a video game. It takes place on a vineyard in Tuscany, Italy, back in 1944. This is German occupied land. A family lives on this vineyard and is caught between two sides in the war. You play as Giulia. You have an identical twin named Martha. You have a tenuous relationship with your parents. The mother is crazy and the dad is working with the Germans. 

One night, Martha is mysteriously killed. Since Giulia knows that the parents favor Martha over her, she pretends to be Martha, leading the parents to believe Giulia is dead. No one knows why "Giulia" was killed or who did it. Was it her sister? The parents? To add to the mystery, there is murderous ghost woman living in the woods. German and Italian troops pass through the area frequently also.

The story of the game revolves around Giulia acting as Martha, trying to solve the mystery. I won't recap every little thing, as I like to leave things to the reader's imagination when I write these reviews. But this is a very trippy story. You are led down so many paths. You never know what is real and what is not because the narrator is clearly suffering from some kind of mental illness and is very unreliable. Is the ghost on the lake even real? What's with the weird puppet shows? Is any of this real or all in my character's mind? Is the mom crazy, or am I?

I can't tell if the game is leaving things open to interpretation, or if I am just stupid. I admit: I am someone who likes a game's storyline to be laid out right in front of me in black and white. I don't like things to be left open to interpretation. I'm not a huge David Lynch guy, but this game at times gives some Lynch vibes. Is that what it is going for?  

The game is very gruesome, also. I can't really describe what happens in detail because this blog platform likes to crack down on even the slightest mention of violence. But let me just say, I didn't expect to see such extreme body horror in this game as I did. It gives you the option to skip these scenes, but why the heck would I do that? I like that kind of thing.

As this is a walking simulator, there isn't much special about the actual gameplay. Your enjoyment of the game will fully depend on if you like the story or not. If this sounds interesting, you might like this game. If not, you can probably skip this game because its story is definitely the best thing about it.




Gameplay:

Like I said, this is a walking simulator. Don't expect to be too blown away by the gameplay. You walk around, you read things, you look at things. This isn't like Gone Home where you can pick up pretty much everything in the environment. Your interactions are limited to things that only make a difference in the storyline. Otherwise, you can just look at things and read their descriptions. This game is very light on actual gameplay.

One of the few actual gameplay mechanics is in the photography. Taking pictures and developing them is a big part of the story. Sorry to say, there isn't much to it. You can collect different lenses and mounting equipment for your camera, which makes it customizable. But the game pretty much holds your hand when you need to take a photo or develop them in the dark room. It is very easy to do.

The map for the game is relatively big. It covers the family's property and the surrounding areas. Most of it is wooded, but there is a lake and a stream that run through nearby. Other areas include a nearby cemetery, an abandoned German tunnel system, and some empty houses and fields that have been left behind. Aside from your family and the occasional German troop that comes through, the game does a very good job at making it feel like you're isolated and all alone out on this Italian villa. You can ride a bike around to get to your destination quicker, but is is clunky as hell to handle. Very awkward and janky. Almost makes it not worth using most of the time.

I suppose I have to mention the Morse Code segments of the game. I imagine this is probably the thing that people hated about the game the most. You have to send messages using Morse Code. Make one mistake, and you have to send the whole message again. What makes it tough is that the game never really explains how it works. So they just assume you know how to send messages using Morse Code? I saw the numbers and the symbols on the key you are supposed to use to decode the messages, but none of it made any sense. You can't use the key if it is never explained how it works. Once I looked online and figured out the method you use to send the code, it suddenly made sense and I was able to get through the Morse Code section pretty easily. But it was a bit tedious, and I can see a bunch of people saying F this and checking out at this part of the game.

That's all there really is to the game. Walk around, interact with things in the environment, like reading newspapers and making phone calls. Do the occasional task like taking a photo or sending a Morse Code message. The game's story propels you along. Expect to walk through the woods a lot. Expect to take some pictures. Expect to do a lot of reading and watching cutscenes, also. I've said many times: it's a walking simulator. Whether or not you like the game will mainly depend on if you will like the story ot not.





Graphics:

This game looks great. I don't even know what there is to criticize. Like I mentioned earlier, the setting is very unique, taking place on an Italian villa in 1944, near the end of WWII. The beauty of the villa comes to life when you walk outside and take in the spectacular view. At night, it becomes creepy and ominous, especially when you wander into the nearby woods. The feel of the game is very fairy tale-like, almost (but not quite) in a Pan's Labyrinth sort of way. 

The interior of the house looks very realistic. If anything, it was intriguing to see the way these characters lived. It is very much a period piece. 

But like I said, there isn't much to criticize here. Everything looks normal and "real" in a sense. It's a very PS4 game. Maybe in 20 years when someone reads this, they'll say "wow, the PS4 era's graphics sucked! How could you say this looks good??" But I'm totally content with what I'm seeing.




Sound:

The game has very good sound, as well. Voice acting is very good, although you'll be reading the subtitles because it is in Italian. What makes the audio stand out is the creepy atmosphere it helps create. There was one area, I believe it was the first time you go out into the woods, when I stopped to take a picture of something. The audio was pumping through my ear buds. It was quiet and peaceful, with the wind blowing and the crickets chirping. But then all of a sudden there is this guttural animal sound, almost like a bear or a large pig. It freaked me the hell out. The little hairs on my arms stood up. I started to panic because I was in the middle of taking a picture, which you do through a menu. I legit thought something was there and was going to get me.

But there wasn't.

That one single scary moment is what I'll remember the most about this game. Turns out, the monster noise is nothing to worry about. You'll randomly hear it from time to time, but you'll never encounter a monster.




Overall:

I appreciate that this is such a unique experience. The setting, the story, everything. Well, not the gameplay. We've been there and done that with walking simulators over the years. But that's not what matters. It is the ambience, the story, and the general feel of the game. It's memorable. I may not have particularly liked this game, but I'll always remember it. That's a lot more than be said about most mediocre games.

Look, I wasn't thrilled with the gameplay. The story was a bit of a confusing mess. I do appreciate what this game was trying to do, but aside from a few shining moments, this game just wasn't for me. I'm not going to bash it and say it is a bad game, but it wasn't personally very rewarding, and I don't feel like I am ever going to put myself through playing this game again. It can be slow and very tedious at times. If the premise of the game and its gore and it's Lynchian mystery sound interesting - by all means. Check this out. But if not, you really aren't missing anything here.



THE GRADE:  
C-


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Sunday, August 9, 2026

Video Game Review #628: The Legend of Zelda

The Legend of Zelda
Nintendo Entertainment System


Nostalgia Factor:

Since the moment I started this blog 11 years ago, the original Legend of Zelda is a game I've been looking forward to playing and reviewing. Growing up in the 80s, this game was a part of my childhood gaming experience... but not a big part of it. I never actually owned the game. I first became aware of it when I was at my grandparents' house. The gold cartridge immediately caught my eye. It set the game apart from every other NES game out there, and gave it a certain magical feeling that is hard to explain.

My uncle John liked to play this game, and I would watch with wide eyes. I picked the game up a few times myself, but I could never really figure out what I was supposed to be doing. This game was released when I was five years old. I don't know what age I was when I first played it. But I was young, like really young. So it makes sense that it didn't quite click with me.

Later on in life, when I was 7 or 8, I ended up borrowing this game from a friend. I did better this time around. I think I made it through three dungeons. But then I would get hopelessly lost. I'd wander the game map for hours, hoping to stumble into something through blind luck. I was too dumb to figure out the secret forest thing. I am pretty sure I didn't know which way was north and which was south. I ended up returning the game to my friend a few days later. My initial reaction was: meh. In retrospect, that's a wild reaction considering how monumental and groundbreaking this game was to the video game industry. 

I guess it didn't help that I did not have a map or an instruction booklet on either occasion I had played it. These were included with this game, but for some reason (likely because I didn't own the game) they never made their way to me. So I really was fumbling around blindly. It's no wonder I kept getting lost. It's a shame, because I really wanted to like Zelda. I liked the cereal. I liked the cartoon. I liked the gold cartridge. I could tell that this game was a big deal. But I just didn't think it was that fun.

Let's fast forward a great many years. I would never touch another Zelda game until Ocarina of Time came out in 1996. This is one of the few games I waited in line for at the store when it first came out. I had missed out on Zelda II and A Link to the Past, but as an avid video game magazine reader, I was super hyped for Ocarina of Time. All the previews of the game made it out to be an absolute game changer. I was already a fan of Mario 64, and I had some somewhat fond memories of the original Zelda game. Even though I wasn't a huge fan of it, I was stoked to see how it would translate to a fully 3D environment. This was an exciting time for gamers back then.

Ocarina of Time made me fall in love with the Zelda series. Over time, I've become a massive fan of all the 3D titles. Yet, for some reason, I've never enjoyed anything before Ocarina. I was "meh" on the original NES game. I never played Zelda II or the Game Boy title. I've come back and played A Link to the Past as an adult - but that game never really resonated with me either. In fact, I gave it a C+ when I reviewed it, which is probably the lowest that this game has ever been rated with anyone. Thank god people don't read this blog, or they'd be lining up with torches and pitchforks.

Despite all this, I was genuinely excited to be returning to the OG Legend of Zelda for my blog. Like I said, I've been wanting to use this blog as an excuse to play through this game again for a long time now. Let's slay some childhood demons and finish this game off once and for all.




Story:

It was probably a big deal to have a video game with such an "advanced" story back when this came out, but by modern standards, the story is not much to get excited about. Again, I played this without the manual. Maybe more is explained within its pages. But basically, the game drops you off in the middle of nowhere with nothing more than a title screen that says Ganon has captured Princess Zelda, and she has broken apart her piece of the Triforce into 8 shards that you must collect. 

Once these are all gathered, you head to Ganon's hideout. You defeat him. You save the Princess. The end. Again, nothing too exciting. But I'm sure back in the day this was probably super cool. I can imagine if I'd only been just a little older when this came out, and if I had gotten my own copy of the game (manual, map, and all) I would have fallen completely under its spell. 




Gameplay:

Action takes place from an isometric perspective. You start with no weapons, but never fear - all you have to do is walk into the nearby cave and you're immediately given a sword. When your health is full, the sword fires a magical projectile attack across the screen. As a kid, I always thought this was just the coolest thing ever. Every time I incurred damage, I would take it personally. I'd end up battling the same respawning enemies in the same area in an attempt to fill my life bar back up again instead of just moving on. This was probably a bad idea, because it always led me down a rabbit hole of taking more damage than I would have taken otherwise, and then being forced to battle nonstop hordes of enemies to get back to where I was to begin with. Sometimes it even resulted in death, just because I got hit once.

The main goal of the game is to find the 8 missing Triforce pieces. Each piece is hidden in a dungeon. These dungeons become increasingly hard to find the deeper you make it into the game. Like I said before - as a kid, I could only beat three dungeons before getting completely stuck. Somehow, on my most recent attempt, I managed to do even worse. I found the third dungeon first. It took me forever to find the first one for some reason, even though it is probably the easiest one in the game to find. I never found the second one, and had to turn to an online guide for help. I was hoping to put that off for as long as humanly possible, but yeah. Didn't work out too well for me.

I forgot how difficult this game is. Not only is it difficult navigating the map and trying to find the dungeons, but the enemies themselves are tough. Your sword has a very short swing, and you don't have full 360 degree movement of your character. You can only go up, down, left, and right. So you can only attack in these directions. That means you have to line up your attacks perfectly, or you'll miss. Or even worse, take damage. Enemies move very quickly in the game, and their movements are often extremely sporadic, jerky, and hard to predict. When you need precision aim to hit them, this can cause major trouble. And I mean major trouble. I lost track of how many times I'd be progressing through a dungeon flawlessly, only to lose everything I had in one seemingly simple room of enemies. The knights are just the absolute worst. You can only hit them on their sides, not head on, or they will block your attack. So you have to get next to them, RIGHT up close to them, and swing. But their sporadic movements often have them turning away at the last moment, or even worse - turning right into you and hurting your character. Lining these attacks up is a freaking nightmare. Not fun at all.

That's how I felt the majority of the time playing this game when I was a kid. I knew this was a big game with a lot of big ideas. It looked good, sounded good. I wanted to like it so bad. But I just didn't think it was any fun. Luckily, I felt a little better about things this time around. Probably because I had the internet to help, plus the use of save states. I may be singing a different tune if I'd played this on original hardware.

Speaking of big ideas, there is no denying the impact Zelda had on the video game industry. When I first played this, I only really knew of a few different kinds of games: 2D platformers, racing games, arcade shooters, etc. I never knew that games could be a full experience like this. You can buy things with money, upgrade your weapons, increase your health bar, use items from an inventory when in battle, etc. And then you could save your progress and come back later to pick up where you left off. These things all seem commonplace nowadays, and a big reason for that is this game.

I'm still a little torn on how I feel about this game. I like it much, much more than I did as a kid. I loved exploring, battling, and that feeling of satisfaction when I'd uncover something new. On the flip side, I didn't love constantly getting lost, or the obscure puzzle solutions you can only really figure out if you have a strategy guide. I wasn't a fan of the trial and error aspect, also. Going through each screen trying to burn every bush, or blow up every wall. No fucking thanks. It got old quick. Thankfully, they do a much better job in later Zelda games indicating what areas can be destroyed. The wall would have a crack in it, or the bush would be off color. Not that it helps this particular game.

I can sum it up as being a good, but frustrating experience. I like the game. I appreciate what it did for gaming. I can see why some people still view this as the best or most influential game ever made. But I can't lie and say I was crazy about it.




Graphics:

I think this game looks fine. Some people just can't stand old games or NES graphics, but I am not one of those people. I grew up in this era of gaming, so graphics don't really mean much to me. This game could be photo realistic, but have the same gameplay, and I'd still feel the same way about it.

What's impressive about the game is its scope. Even today, 40 years after this game first came out, you can still feel a sense of exploration and wonder as you walk around the game map. It's a very well-designed and fluid game environment. Very immersive, also. It's a little empty at times, but I think they really nailed the magical fantasy look and feel of this game. You can almost feel the wind blowing as you come out of the woods and start walking along the waterfront. 

I can imagine if I'd been older than 5 or 6 when I first played this, I would have been absolutely blown away by it. Imagine a 15-year-old D and D freak discovering this game back in the late 80s. It would have been mind blowing.




Sound:

There's one thing most people, even the haters, can agree on when it comes to this game: the music is great. This game birthed the iconic Legend of Zelda theme song that is still being used in games today. The dungeon music is wonderful. The sound effects are all spot on. There's very little to complain about in this department.

Except for the constant beeping sound when you're getting low on life. Screw that noise.




Overall:

My plan coming into this review was to give the game a B+. But now that I've had time to write the review and go back and re-read what I've written, I don't think a B+ is warranted. I liked the game, but it was more of a "yeah, it's all right" kind of like than a "wow, that was great!" like.

It's a good game. It's extremely influential. It broke a lot of ground when it came to the video game industry. I'm not going to deny that it is a very, very important game. Maybe the single most important video game ever made. But that doesn't mean I have to love it.

I'd advise playing this game, if only to see where it all started. And if you play it long enough, you might learn to like it, also. There's still a lot to offer here, even to newer gamers who didn't grow up with this. It may sound like I'm being harsh on the game, but I'm trying to be realistic and logical and not be color blinded by nostalgia or brand loyalty to the Zelda franchise. Yes, it's a good game, but it's never been one of my favorites. And it probably never will be. But it's someone's favorite (heck, probably a LOT of people's favorite), and I completely get it. 



THE GRADE:  
B


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VHS Tape #32: American Idol 5



The title of this tape pretty much explains it all. This entire tape is American Idol 5 except for a couple random things like a Price Is Right clip and a Marty Casey interview.

 
(00:00:00)

American Idol Season 5 Premiere from Chicago Illinois
 - Ryan Seacrest talks about past seasons and previews the upcoming season. This is a pretty useless segment. 
 - Black man with sweaty armpits sings and is awful. He says he will come back in one hour and be better and the judges agree to this. Stay tuned.
 - White chick does the Humpty Dance and then can't think of a different song and is denied
 - Chunky white guy sings Meatloaf and is cut off mid-song and sent home
 - Montage of people's reactions after being told no
 - Brittenum twins audition and are both accepted
 - Gina Glocksen auditions and they say yes to her
 - Montage of people messing up
 - Mandisa audition. The judges say yes and Simon makes his infamous "we're going to need a bigger stage" fat comments.

*commercials*

Idol Premiere (cont)
 - Nerdy guy sings and sucks. Simon says he reminds him of a wasp.
 - Simon tells a black man that he should shave his beard and become a female impersonator
 - Bubbly woman auditions and is told no
 - Cop sings I Shot the Sheriff and is awful
 - Woman in wedding dress sings and sucks
 - Gay looking guy comes in wearing a Statue of Liberty outfit and begins to sing "Start Spreading the News". Simon cuts him off after two words and he gets pissed.
 - Previous contestant comes back after his one hour break to sing and is still denied after butchering a song no one even knew
 - Gay white boy with a protective grandmother sings and is awful. Simon says he sings like an auntie. The grandma confronts him afterward.
 - Wholesome country sisters sing and are put through to Hollywood
 - Hispanic girl sings and sucks
 - Young white male from Wisconsin sings I'm In The Mood For Love and is put through
 - White bitch sings profanity laced song and gets mad when she is denied
 - Black woman is bitter she was denied and confronts someone who made it through
 - Day 2 of audition begins, and Day 1 is recapped
 - Crooner David Radford sings and is put in to Hollywood
 - Ditzy blond chick sings I Am Telling You and sucks. Simon wants to talk about her sun tan and then invites her mother in.
 - Seacrest discusses people's hats
 - Spanish singer comes in wearing a silly outfit and is rejected
 - Ukrainian woman sings Bohemian Rhapsody and sucks
 - 16 year old black twins sing and make it through
 - Wild guy named Dave runs around on stage and sings. He is like a crazy person on PCP and yet they still say yes to him. This was a surprise.
 - Montage of horrible people singing Lady Marmalade. 

(1:20:53)
 
Second episode of AI5 from Denver Colorado
 - Confident black man with eyebrow piercing sings Fallen by Alicia Keys and sucks
 - More bad people
 - Lisa Tucker auditions and is good and makes it to Hollywood
 - Contestants show off bizarre talents
 - Bizarre chick says she sounds like Whitney Houston but then she sucks
 - Ace Young auditions and surprise surprise they say yes
 - Black girl with sob story sings Chain of Fools and is good
 - Montage of bad rockers
 - Chris Daughtry sings The Letter and makes it to Hollywood
 - One good and two bad auditions
 - Young cowboy from a small-town farm auditions and makes it through to the next round
 - End of Day 1 and beginning of Day 2
 - The "Think Tank" is introduced. A weird stoned looking white dude wearing matching pajama-style outfits and a nerdy inventor meet one another. Then they both audition and suck.
 - Fat chick sings Bjork and makes it to Hollywood
 - Feminine man sings and is awful. This person is just... really bizarre. This is the last part of the episode. 

(1:58:43)

Third episode of AI5 from Greensboro North Carolina
 - Screechy voice woman sings and is awful. Simon says she is more Jerry Springer then American Idol.
 - Sucky black woman named Cachet is rejected, along with other bad singers
 - Kellie Pickler sings Since You Been Gone and makes it through
 - Mustachioed guy who looks like a waiter wants to bring back standard musical numbers. His kid brother gets mad when he is denied.
 - Man with a ventriloquist dummy auditions and is denied
 - Squeeky voiced nerdy country girl sings and is awful. She sounds like a kid.
 - Air Force guy sings Let's Get It On and dances with Paula
 - Black woman is put through to Hollywood and kisses Simon
 - White guy sucks
 - Black woman with troubled past sings Ain't No Mountain High Enough and makes it through
 - Feminine fat man sings a Whitney Houston song and is not good but makes it through anyways. Simon says he should be wearing a dress.
 - Montage of Simon clips where he starts insults off with "I don't mean to be rude"
 - Chick in stripper-like outfit auditions and isn't good but isn't terrible either
 - Clips of sucky and nervous people
 - Guy with country-ish voice makes it through
 - Male relative of Fantasia sings and is awful. He is very high pitched.
 - Paris Bennett auditions and is very good and goes to Hollywood
 - End of Day 1 and beginning of Day 2
 - Black man who claims to have won over 10 talent shows sings and is terrible
 - Nice guy Jimmy Crabtree sings and sucks
 - Flamboyant feminine man sings a song from Aladdin and Straight Up from Paula Abdul. Simon says he looks like Sylvester Stallone's younger sister.
 - New Yorker who's boyfriend cheated on her sings and makes it through
 - Nerdy guy dances and sing Michael Jackson's Thriller. Epic.
 - Guy in his dad's firefighter suit auditions and makes it despite just an okay voice
 - Rhonetta, an extremely volatile black chick who dresses like a hooker auditions and is awful. She gets mad when she is denied and hurls insults at the camera. She doesn't like Paula apparently.
 - Greensboro recapped as episode ends.

Fox News clip about Jessica Sierra being stalked. This was before the sex tape apparently. They also talk about the Brittenum twins getting in trouble with the law.
 
(3:19:51)
 
Fourth episode of AI5 from San Francisco California
 - Blond Hawaiian chick auditions and the judges say no
 - Large gay black man sings and is super high pitched
 - Jose "Sway" Penala auditions and is put through to the next round
 - Nerdy guy who loves wolves has a poor audition
 - Dark military man sings Human Nature by Michael Jackson and is good
 - Montage of people practicing with their parents and vocal coaches
 - Katharine McPhee audition. She is good and easily makes it to Hollywood.
 - A couple more bad auditions
 - 16 year old pigtailed girl makes it through
 - All-Terrain singer sings different styles of music and sucks at all of them
 - Asian girl who looks like a Final Fantasy character makes it through, despite Simon's protests
 - Clips of Simon arguing with the other judges
 - Hippy looking lady with big hair sucks. She is only 27 but looks old as hell.
 - Simon gets annoyed with the other judges and leaves prematurely
 - Hispanic guy drinks hot sauce and sings horribly
 - All of the approved contestants are shown, as well as a preview for the next episode

(3:58:53)

Marty Casey interview on TV Guide Channel 

Fifth episode of AI5 from Las Vegas Nevada. This episode glitches a lot right after the psychic's sister audition and becomes unwatchable in parts
 - Fake Jamaican sings reggae and sucks
 - Guy in jester outfit comes in and is told no before he can even sing
 - Psychic who auditioned last year comes back to help her sister audition
 - Belly dancer auditions and is good. This is where the episode starts to majorly glitch out.
 - Tape is glitchy to the point of being unwatchable here. This continues until later on in the episode when I switch VCRs. Young guy sings hard rock and is rejected.
 - Black girl in cowboy hat sings country and is good
 - Gondolier sings and is denied despite a good singing voice
 - Montage of people who come back to audition multiple times
 - Crazy stalker guy who auditioned last year comes back and isn't allowed to sing again
 - Young egg shaped fat man sings and is terrible and high pitched and screechy
 - Twin Asian girls audition together and sing a Cranberries song. Sounds good from what I can hear but the picture is still all glitchy. The judges say no.
 - White dude sings a Backstreet Boys song and sucks. The judges join in with the singing.
 - Criminally bad singers

*at this point in the tape I moved the VCR to a different TV - this one with an antennae and not cable - and there is no more glitching. Just bad reception*
 
AI5 (cont)
 - Foreigner in a US flag shirt sings Proud To Be An American and is awful
 - Black woman named Princess sings terribly and is denied
 - Montage of crappy singers singing I Will Survive
 - Commercials
 - Seacrest talks about contestants funny hairstyles
 - Taylor Hicks auditions and is accepted by everyone but Simon 

(4:41:53) 

Sixth audition episode of AI5. This one from Austin Texas
 - Nerdy gay guy who can't sing does the splits
 - Clips of bad singers, including one hilarious high pitched black man
 - Weird chick with braces is obsessed with Paula Abdul. Her audition sucks though.
 - Zombies and more bad singers
 - Funeral director sings well and makes it through. Finally someone good!
 - Black chick sings Christmas music and is awful
 - Girl almost dies on the airplane ride in and recaps her story. Her voice is awful though. The judges tell her she can come back in 20 minutes and try again.
 - Seacrest comments about how much Austin has sucked so far
 - Black man who is a music major makes it to Hollywood
 - Girl who can sing with her mouth closed auditions and makes it through
 - Overly confident young guy sings Ain't No Sunshine and gets 2 yesses
 - Guy who looks like Randy Jackson sings I Cant Dance but he sucks
 - Girl from earlier comes back to audition again after her 20 minutes and still sucks
 - William Makar auditions and goes through to Hollywood
 - Fat chick with braces and 2 ugly looking braids hanging down in the front of her hair auditions and is awful. The video quality glitches a bit during this clip. Stupid channel 6 where I used to live back when I recorded this!
 - Episode ends and next week is previewed

(5:18:04)

Seventh audition episode of AI5. This one from Boston Massachusetts. Getting sick of these yet? Good news - this is the last one.
 - Ghetto white guy in Patriots gear raps a song about the US troops but sucks
 - Ayla Brown auditions and makes it through easily
 - Foreign chick takes clothes off as she sings but is terrible
 - The judges suffer many awful auditions in a row, causing Simon to get pissed
 - Sexy twins come in and audition, but only one sings and she makes it to Hollywood
 - Mixed woman sings to get revenge on her racist grandmother who disapproves of her black father. She isn't that great but still makes it to the next round.
 - People's jobs are discussed
 - Chick who works with old people is denied although her voice isn't that bad
 - Gay guy sings a Cher song and Simon says he should be a female impersonator
 - More men are denied
 - Kevin Kovais auditions and is surprisingly good
 - Montage of people singing Jeremiah Was A Bullfrog
 - Clay Aiken lookalike auditions and is awful
 - Audition tour is recapped to beat of the song You Had A Bad Day

(5:53:36) 

AI5. Hollywood round of auditions where everyone who got a yes performs again.
 - Kellie Pickler makes it through to the next round
 - Patrick Hall sings and makes it through
 - The contestants who don't have to sing on Day 1 go on a tour of Hollywood
 - Overly confident white guy sings. The guy who danced with Paula sings too. Neither one makes it to the next round.
 - Lisa Tucker sings and makes it through
 - Montage of people singing Hopelessly Devoted
 - More footage of the other contestants touring Hollywood
 - String of bad singers in a row
 - Paris Bennett sings and makes it through
 - Black chick touring the city stresses out because she feels sick
 - Taylor Hicks sings First Cut Is The Deepest and makes it through
 - Cowboy at the beach reflects on his journey
 - Recap of all the yesses and nos from Day One



END OF TAPE





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Saturday, August 1, 2026

2026 Things: July



Previous 2026 months:
February


7.01: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.01). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (4.10). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits (ep 80). Finished video game: Bug!

7.02: Listened to 1 episode Collateral Cinema (Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (4.11). Watched 1 episode of Home Improvement (1.21). Watched 1 episode of From (4.09). Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.05). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.02). Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge (29.07, 29.08). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (Top 5 DLC of All Time). 

7.03: Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 96). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Don't Ever Play the Box Game). Watched 1 episode of From (4.10). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (4.12)

7.04: Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Room Zero).

7.05: Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (202). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.03). Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.06).

7.06: Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.32). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 277). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule (ep 324). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (4.13). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (ep 88). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming (ep 65 pt 1). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 131). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Parchment). Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (203). 

7.07: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Pet Sematary 2 Revisited). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (29.09). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.04). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (ep 70). 

7.8: Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro (Live Show 6.25.21). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.01). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (QSC Savepoint - ep 5). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 132). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (King Archives: Creepshow Stories). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (29.10). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.05). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.04). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.30).

7.9: Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (ep 135). Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge (29.11, 29.12). Listened to 1 episode of The Creepy pod (The Smiling Man). Watched 1 episode of Home Improvement (1.22).

7.10: Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (2001 Video Game Draft). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits (ep 82). Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge (29.13, 29.14). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.36). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.02). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.01). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (school). Watched movie: Sleepwalkers

7.11: Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 233). Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge (29.15, 29.16). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.06). Watched movie: Shipwrecked: Nightmare at Sea. 

7.12: Listened to 1 episode of Quick Save Club (ep 1). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.03). Watched 1 episode of Only Murders in the Building (5.06). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 278).

7.13: Watched 1 episode of Home Improvement (1.23). Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 97). Watched 2 episodes of Little House on the Prairie (1.03, 1.04). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.04).

7.14: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.07). Watched 2 episodes of Big Brother (28.01, 28.02). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming (Lego Batman: Legacy of the Dark Knight). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.05).

7.15: Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.06). Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.07). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.03). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.05). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Binary DNA). 

7.16: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.08). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.04). Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.08). Watched 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (5.07, 5.08). Finished video game: The Legend of Zelda.

7.17: Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.33). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Hollywood King: Regulators, Salem's Lot, Development Hell). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro (Editor's Corner 33). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.09). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.05). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.06).

7.18: Watched movie: Companion. Listened to 1 episode of Stephen Kingcast (Bonus: Westeros, Game of Thrones, AKotSK). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.07). Watched 1 episode of Only Murders in the Building (5.07). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Rules). Watched 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (5.10, 5.11). Watched 1 episode of Star Trek: Voyager (1.11).

7.19: Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits (ep 83). Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 98). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro (Live Show: 7/2/21). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule (ep 325). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.09). Watched 1 episode of Breaking Bad (5.12). Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.09).

7.20: Watched 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (5.13, 5.14). Watched movie: The Odyssey. Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (Adult Swim Holiday Specials Pt. 1). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde (The Most Replayable Game of All Time). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (QSC Ep. 16). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.35).

7.21: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.06). Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (204). Watched 1 episode of Little House on the Prairie (1.08). Watched 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (5.15, 5.16).

7.22: Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (36.10, 36.11). Listened to 1 episode of The Retro Blast (Zelda: A Link to the Past).

7.23: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.07). Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (Micro 78). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.31). 

7.24: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.08). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Coilscrew). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack (ep 279). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (36.12). Watched movie: El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie. Watched 1 episode of new American Gladiators (1.10).

7.25: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (ep 71). Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (36.13, 36.14). Listened to 1 episode of Quick Save Club (ep 2). Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.09). Finished video game: Sackboy: A Big Adventure.

7.26: Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (Micro 79). Listened to 1 episode of Looking Back at Lost (205). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule (ep 326).  Listened to 1 episode of Retrovaniacs (ep 99). Watched 1 episode of Only Murders in the Building (5.08). Finished video game: Martha is Dead.

7.27: Watched 1 episode of Home Improvement (1.24). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Highs and Lows of the Stephen King Renaissance). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.01). Watched movie: Hoppers. 

7.28: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.10). Listened to 1 episode of The FF Dynasty (10.39). Watched 1 episode of The Traitors Canada (1.01). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.05). Watched movie: Mortal Kombat II.

7.29: Listened to 1 episode of Retronauts (ep 134). Listened to 1 episode of The Quick Save Club (ep 3). Watched 1 episode of The Traitors Canada (1.02). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.02).
 
7.30: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.11). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.03). Watched 1 episode of The Traitors Canada (1.03). Watched 1 episode of The Sopranos (5.06).

7.31: Watched 1 episode of Big Brother (28.12). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club (ep 88). Watched movie: The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies. Watched 2 episodes of The Traitors Canada (1.04, 1.05). Watched 1 episode of Hannibal (3.04). Listened to 1 episode of Creepy pod (Annie96 Is Typing). 


Most consumed media (minimum of 6)

20 episodes of Breaking Bad watched.
14 episodes of Survivor watched.
12 episodes of Big Brother watched.
10 episodes of The Challenge watched.
9 episodes of Creepy pod played.
8 movies watched.
8 episodes of the new Little House on the Prairie watched.
7 episodes of The FF Dynasty played.
6 episodes of the new American Gladiators watched.



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