He doesn't actually make an appearance on the tape, but this tape is named after noted Milwaukee East Side icon Crazy Ray Ertl. He was a homeless guy who always liked to shout at people and yell out abnormal things. Apparently he was actually a really smart guy, though? I used to see him all the time back in the early 2000s. I'd always get excited when there was a Crazy Ray sighting. That's why I dedicated this tape to him. He was fresh on my mind back then.
Anyway, I recently found out that he passed away. You can read about him here. Such an interesting fellow, eh?
(00:00:00)
Big Brother 6 finale continued from the last tape. Howie places his awkward final vote. The pre jury boots come back and are interviewed. Howie highlights are shown. April bashes America after they vote Janelle for an America's Choice reward. Kaysar is interviewed and bashes Jenn but Cappy says Kaysar lied and backstabbed too.
Animal Crossing is discussed on G4 channel in the commercials
BB6 finale (cont.) The votes are revealed and Maggie wins the game.
Rockstar INXS finale
- Season recap and judges talk to the contestants
- Mig's journey recapped and he sings Bohemian Rhapsody
- JD's journey recapped and he sings You Can't Always Get What You Want
- Marty's journey recapped and he sings Wish You Were Here again
- Mig eliminated
- Marty sings Don't Change
- JD sings What You Need
- Band chooses JD as the winner. Booooo!
- JD and INXS perform together a new song called Easy Easy
(55:55)
Happy Tree Friends and Friends
- Happy Trails clip where a bus trip goes horribly wrong. The tape is messed up a bit on this part.
- RFTV: Ambience. This is stupid
- Dr Tran. This is dumb too.
- Petey and Jaydee: Microwave clip
- Polygon Family. Trippy computer animated guy walks around and does weird things.
- Refrigerator Art: My Family. Animated kid talks about his neglectful parents
- Timmy's Lessons In Nature: Aim correctly when cow tipping
- Hard Drinkin' Lincoln cartoon. Abe becomes a superhero and saves blonde woman from death
- Dr Tran. Not this again. Laaaaaame!
Commercial for Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks
Happy Tree Friends and Friends (cont)
- Petey and Jaydee: The Blender
- Dr. Tran..... again
- Happy Trails Part 2. Marooned animals meet many misfortunes
Family Matters - Urkel transports the Winslows to Paris. This is a 2 part episode and apparently I only recorded the first part.
Psychonauts discussed on G4 Channel. Also, strategy tips and codes are revealed.
(1:53:33)
COPS
- Girl gets into her mom's pain medication and takes too many pills. She freaks out when the cops come in, and has to be taken away in an ambulance to get her stomach pumped.
Clip of some hippy dude named "Cipchogee" from a reality show. This may be spelled wrong.
Short Svengoolie clip
COPS
- Police called to a fast food restaurant where there is a crazy shirtless bearded man acting up and terrorizing customers. He yells "peace for mankind" before getting tackled. This clip is awesome. This the closest thing you'll get to Crazy Ray on the tape.
- People pulled over in car that isn't theirs. They get caught up in a bunch of lies. They lie about everything!
- Car that is falling apart and held together by tape in places is pulled over by the police. The driver is a meth addict who is arrested. The cop finds a DARE card in her wallet.
- Toilet papering gone bad. The victim of the papering fights back. He jumps onto the offender's car as it is driving away and holds on for dear life.
- 91 year old black woman arrested after stabbing a woman she was arguing with
(2:35:07)
Battle of the Network Reality Stars
- Sue Hawk flips out after a bad challenge performance
- Sue's team loses the second part of the tug of war challenge, despite her blow up
Blind Date. White rapping guy is matched up with a chick who loves nerds. It doesn't go well.
Happy Tree Friend and Friends
- Suck It Up. Sniffles sucks destructive objects through a vacuum attached to his snout
- RFTV by Ambience. Dumb yet again.
- Timmy's Lessons In Nature: Avoid snakes and rabid animals
- Polygon Family. Husband comes home late and faces the wrath of his wife, fighting game style
- Petey and Jaydee: Electric carving knife
- Petey and Jaydee: The deep fryer
- A Hard Act to Swallow. Ants lead a violent rescue mission to save an ant from inside of the Sniffles.
- Hard Drinkin' Lincoln. John Wilkes Booth shoots Abe Lincoln after he gave him a wrong answer on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
- Petey and Jaydee: The can opener
- Beyond Grandpa. Animated grandpa put into all kinds of weird situations
- Flippin' Burgers. Flippy goes crazy and kills people at a burger joint.
(3:10:29)
Cinematech: The Games of 1998. Apparently this is considered the most innovative year in gaming history. I kind of agree. I own or have played most of the games they talk about, and a lot of them are very memorable and still hold up.
- Grand Theft Auto
- Panzer Dragoon Saga
- Banjo-Kazooie. WTF they only show the introduction where they play music.
- Tekken 3
- StarCraft
- Xenogears
- Sega Saturn game montage
- Starsiege Tribes
- King of Fighters '98: The Slugfest
- Metal Gear Solid
- Comparison of old games to newer ones
- Radiant Silvergun
- Thief: The Dark Project
- Baldur's Gate. There are commercials after this
- Grim Fandango
- Half-Life
- Bad Games of the Year montage- Twisted Metal 3, Pocket Fighter, Trespasser, and Bio Freaks
- The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
- Credits
AFV
- Man rolls away from collapsing shed
- Man falls off ladder
- Tent flies away that wasn't spiked down
- Little boy grabs girl's boob at birthday party
- Turtle bites camera
- Dog undoes woman's bikini as she lies on her stomach
- Kid hits himself repeatedly with pan
- Boy blows bubbles out of his mouth
- Kid in a raincoat in the shower
- Man's face recorded close up while bungee jumping
- Little boy climbs on rocking chair and it falls over
- Guy trips over small kid on a bike
- Big dog drags small dog by it's tail
- Boy cries when he finds out he's getting a baby sister instead of a brother
- Kids make gross faces after eating.... something
- Sharp Dressed Man music montage of weight lifting accidents
- Guy skis into a tree
- Old man spins and falls into a bush
- Dancing guy with a faked padded behind
- Kid falls while Superman posing
- Guy on bike falls off top of fence
- Funny cat and dog clips
- Video camera on sled with people as they go down a steep hill
- Football players has pants ripped down as he runs with the ball
- Little girl dances with cheerleaders
- Kid puts leg behind head in classroom
- Piano cover collapses while girl is playing it
- Asian man pushes over baby with power of the mind
- Boy shoots toy gun at camera and sticks it perfectly
- Little kid help upside down by feet to dance on the ceiling
- Kid swinging on rope knocks over other kid
- Kids sneezing into baked goods Vs men who scream like girls
- Guy thrown off horse and does the splits on the top of a fence
- Cats tussle with iguana on a couch
- Kid with Easter basket falls and spills eggs and a wiener dog chases after them
- Kids mess up at a play
- Kid take the term eye on the ball a little too literally
- Man runs past swinging empty swing and gets horse collared
- Girl ruins present right after opening it and cries
- Kid flushes flashlight down the toilet
- Kid falls off a bike for 2 and gets run over
- Music montage of waterski accidents
Dave Chappelle show. Racial draft skit.
(4:01:01)
Crank Yankers
- Niles calls the Astoria Chamber of Commerce, He wants to set up a violent sex offender rehab center there
- Man calls gym to ask about hiring a personal trainer and he keeps interrupting the lady on the phone
Rick Santorum interviewed on Jon Stewart. They have a discussion about homosexuality and the sanctity of marriage
South Park clip where Chef and James Taylor sing the prostitute song
AFV
- Kid in tub opens mouth and a sponge pops out
- Horse drawn carriage dumps over
- Guy trips and falls while pushing merry go round
- Guy falls while lifting a woman, and a TV falls on his head
- Woman sledding down hill hits dog and kid and crashes
- Kid kicks at soccer ball and falls head over feet
- Person gets foot caught in rope trap
- Little dog chases around young kid
- Scooter driver wipes out
- Guy tries to throw grill ashes into the water and they blow back at him
- Shed collapses on people
- Roof collapses at sporting good store
- Football team tries to tackle coach
- Shoplifter is yanked off camera by strong arm
- Nincompoop corner. People hurt themselves doing silly outdoor activities
- American Woman music montage of all female funny clips
- Man throws down camera to rescue kid from falling in the water
- Kid gets water dumped on head
- Kid watching horses walk by waves hand in front of his face and says "Ooooh! Who cut the cheese?"
- Kid tries to toss popcorn into his mouth but misses and eats it up off the floor
- Screaming baby quiets down when dad screams
- Funny clips with Tom's head superimposed over the actual clip
- Waves crash high into the air in small swimming pool
- 2 clips of kids on swings
- Cat leaps up and pulls dangling light cord
- Kid throws hat at other kid and it lands perfectly on his head
- Dude pulls spaghetti noodles through his nostrils to cradle a meatball up into his mouth. Ick
- Baby kitty clips
- Name That Sound: Dog attacking door stopper, Dog makes funny noises, kid with bowl stuck to butt in bathtub
- Guy throws stick into tire spokes of a bicycle and wipes out the rider
- Little dog has balloon stuck to face
- Kid falls while balancing on playground
- Kid left on his own to paint treehouse gets covered in paint
- Snow fishing man pulls up fake leg and freaks out
- Funny pig clips
- Guy tricked in gross bobbing for money trick
- Fake lottery ticket winner reaction montage
- Kid tricks mom by picking up fake poop off the ground with his hand
- Rat caught in a trap starts moving and scares woman
- Fake scarecrow scares people on a porch during trick or treat and a black guy punches him
- Creative ways to crack eggs and clever ways to pour milk
- Funny pet tricks
- When Balloon Animals Attack
- Poultrygeist
- Funny animal bathing clips
- Winning clip finalists - motorcycle kid who hurts crotch, painted boy, and blindfolded fool
- Funny camping clips
- Grand prize winner is: motorcycle crotch kid
(4:54:44)
AFV
- Guy sleeping on boat is splashed by water coming over the edge
- Chick does cartwheel off bed and hits head on wall
- Little kid rides tricycle while pulling a toy vehicle behind him on a rope. The rope gets wrapped around a pole and the kid wipes out.
- People sledding downhill in a cardboard box wipe out
- Sneeze scares a cat and it falls off the counter
- Little kids frightened of a tiny dog and they scream
- Guy pushes woman away and she falls
- Little kid throws bottle and whacks another kid in the head
- Small black child brushes dad's bald head and then whacks him with the brush
- Kid whacks standing video game player in crotch with fist
- Little child sprays adult with hose
- Man carrying child trips over dog and falls
- Little kids freak out because AFV isn't on the TV
- Little kids laughing hysterically
- Jump music montage of trampoline and other jumping mishaps
- Surprised and happy children
- Cameraman walks in on opera singing boy and he screams
- Excited baby
- Excited dog
- Head, Gut, or Groin segment. Female audience member had to guess where the contestant in the clips is going to get hit
- Guy tries to exercise by lifting himself between the backs of two chairs, but the chairs fall and so does he
- Guy flies off waterskis when going over a jump
- Small child falls down steps in middle of wedding
- Dude poked in eye with 2 fingers, 3 Stooges style
- Painting falls on fat guy's head
- Keyboard setup collapses while kid is playing it
- Man hits self in face with nunchuks
- Kid gets upset when sister plays Happy Birthday to him on trumpet
- Dog dances around edge of pool table and grabs at balls
- People on boat scared by whale
- Funny dog clip segment
- Unforgettable animal music montage
- Kid dumps milk on head when trying to put it on high shelf in fridge
- Kid hit in face with cake at birthday
- Dog can't tell which hand a sausage is in
- Guy eats moth. WTF
- How many people can get hit by a bat before a duck gets up and walks?
- Clips of animals stealing people's things
- Kid gets splashed by batter when using an automatic mixer
- Kid crashes a go kart into a parked go kart
- Kid tosses basketball back over head and makes a basket from long distance
- Grandma falls down kid's slide
- Funny rundown in little league baseball game
- Dogs that sound like they are talking
- Winning clip finalists: excited dog, people scared of whale, and grandma getting stuck in Styrofoam pit (which apparently I must have missed). Of course this one wins
(5:21:02)
Nickelback singing Photograph on Jay Leno. Gary Busey appears briefly in the credits
Clip of Timmy singing with Lords of the Underworld on South Park
Jay Leno's Don't Try This At Home skit
- Man balances on sword edge while juggling swords and holding spinning swords in his mouth
- Man sets firecrackers off on his body
Jack Hannah on Dave Letterman. He brings his animals of course
Dominic Monaghan interviewed on Jay Leno. He complains about people in America not using their turn signals
Jimmy Kimmel Live
- Unnecessary censorship skit. There's a clip from a Packer game in this
- Billy Bush partial interview
- Nickelback performs Photograph again, lol
COPS
- Officers remove homeless Mexican folks living in a small space under a bridge. They come out from this little crack all smiley and happy. It's funny. Officer gets poked by a needle in the back pocket of one of the guys.
- Cops crack down on wild party goers at a festival
END OF TAPE
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