Tuesday, December 30, 2025

15 Things That Brought Me Joy in 2025

Another year down, another year of crap consumed. What did I do with my free time in 2025? Mainly binge watch TV shows. I watched some movies and played some games, but most of my free time went to TV. You'll see that reflected on this list. 

If you're interested in seeing what has made my list in previous years, follow the links below:



Cobra Kai
Television Series

Coming into 2025, I had written off Cobra Kai. The show had drawn me in during its first few seasons, but its rehashed storylines and overall decline in quality had lost me for a while. I wasn't even excited about the last season coming out. I only ended up watching it because I'm a completionist.

Towards the end of the show, something changed. All the storylines finally started to tie together. The stakes felt high, for once. It felt like the characters' actions were finally starting to mean something. Plus, the show finally looped around to what kicked it off and drew people in to begin with: Johnny. He is the real main character and star of the show, and I think the show kind of forgot that for a while. But when Johnny became the focus again, man oh man did it pay off. The training montage sent chills up my spine. Call it fan service but I call it an awesome throwback to one of the greatest movie sequences of all time. I am going to post a link to the scene below.

The last few episodes were great. Maybe it wasn't exactly realistic. Maybe things ended "too nicely" for our characters. But I didn't care. The final season hit all the right nostalgic feels, and tied things up perfectly for me. Coincidentally, the new Karate Kid Legends movie also came out in 2025. I haven't watched that yet, but I did watch the Jackie Chan Karate Kid movie just to "prepare" myself for when I do watch it.






Untitled Goose Game
Video Game

I've been trying to get my five year old interested in video games for a year or two now. Everything I've shown him has been met with indifference: Sonic, Mario, Pac-Man? Nah. Even newer games like Bluey or Peppa Pig? No interest. Who would have thought it would be Untitled Goose Game that would finally break the trend? 

This game is a lot of fun. But it was even more fun watching my little guy get so excited watching me play. He'd yell, he'd scream, he'd bounce up and down on the couch. He was really into it. Of course, it was only a matter of time before I'd end up handing the controller over to him. He was extremely hesitant at first, but ended up figuring things out in no time. It made me so proud to see him pick up the game so quickly and adeptly. 

All emotional reasoning aside, I would have enjoyed the game regardless. It is so entertaining running around as the goose and seeing what kind of trouble you can get into. How your actions will trigger reactions among the NPCs. Just seeing the physics of the game in action, like when you pick up items and drag them around. It's a super fun game, and it supplied us with countless hours of fun in our household.

If you have a young kid who you want to get into gaming, look no further. Even without one of those, I'd still recommend giving this game a try.



Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon
Television Series

It started very early in the year, when I realized I had forgotten to watch House of the Dragon. Ten years ago, when Game of Thrones ruled the world, this would have been unthinkable. But the Song of Ice and Fire is so much of an afterthought now that this whole entire spinoff series somehow got by me without me even realizing I hadn't watched it. I mean, I knew it was there. But somehow the thought "you should probably watch that" never crossed my mind.

Instantly, I was hooked. I was transported right back into Westeros like I had never been gone. I binged the show fairly quickly. I remember the thought rattling around in my mind: "I forgot how good Game of Thrones is!" I mean, this series isn't Game of Thrones. But close enough. It hits all the right notes. It feels genuine. I knew right away that this series was going to probably make my end of year list.

But as if this wasn't enough, I started rewatching Game of Thrones later on in the year. It was early December, as a matter of fact. I'm now on season 3, episode 5. In less than a month, I have binged through two and a half seasons worth of TV, the same thought rattling around in my mind yet again: "I forgot how good Game of Thrones is." There's a reason this show was a cultural phenomenon. There's a reason I read through these books about four times apiece back in the 2010s. There's a reason I'm still looking forward to Winds of Winter, whenever it might come out. There's a reason no one could stop talking about this show in my workplace for about four or five years straight. Because it is awesome.

I can't wait to continue my way through the show. The Red Wedding and a few more heavy hitting moments are coming up soon. Game of Thrones isn't just good because it is "popular." I know some people like to boast about how they've never seen seen an episode of Game of Thrones. That's not really a flex. It's an awesome show. I'll go even further and say it is an awesome book series. And House of the Dragon is great, too. If you've been dodging it all these years, you've really been doing yourself a disservice.



The Retro Blast
Podcast

I listen to a lot of podcasts, but there are none that I enjoy more than The Retro Blast. You can tell that there are endless hours of hard work and devotion put into each episode. It is the most relatable podcast I've ever listened to.

It is such a treat listening to the host, Patrick Brickhouse, lead us on a walk down memory lane with each episode. Each episode is more of a love letter to retro gaming than anything else. I have so many shared memories and experiences with him. We are of a similar age and grew up in the same era of gaming. So many times as I listen to this podcast, I think "I thought I was the only one who thought/noticed that!" 

If there was ever a "comfort" podcast in my rotation, this would be the one. I can just imagine sitting down by the fire as an old man someday and putting this on and listening to all the episodes in order again. If I ever make a podcast someday, I want it to be like The Retro Blast. I cannot speak its praises enough. If I had to offer one criticism, it is that there are not enough episodes. I am all caught up in real time now, and it is agonizing waiting a month or two for each new episode. I guess that is the price you pay for quality.

Special shout out to the Retrovaniacs podcast as well. I have to restrain myself from listening to episode after episode. I look forward to each one. I'm only on episode 64, and there is still a massive backlog of episodes for me to play through. 



Twin Peaks
Television Series

I've seen Twin Peaks in its entirety a few times now. It's been an up and down road for me. When I first watched the series back in 2008 or 2009, I hated it. I thought "how in the world did this show get such a big cult following?" I filed it away in the back of my mind, vowing never to return to it.

Years passed. The Return came out. It also got rave reviews. I decided to give the series one more shot. This time, knowing what to expect, I liked it. I binged the two original seasons, the movie, and The Return. But now I didn't like The Return.

More years passed. People have continued to rave about The Return. I decided what the heck? I am going to come back and watch it all one last time. The two original seasons, the movie, and The Return. And I liked it all this time, even The Return. Still don't really understand it, but I liked it.

The original series is still the highlight for me. I had forgotten so much about it. It was almost like watching it for the first time, even though it was my third. And now that I knew what to expect from The Return, I was able to come into it with an open mind. I've been a David Lynch hater all my life, but I finally have to admit that the series is genius. A real work of art. I don't think I'll come back to it again in my life, but I'm glad I finally was able to stop being a hater and appreciate it for what it is.



Batman
TV/Movies/Games

I am just going to drop everything that falls under the Batman umbrella here. Mainly, my 2025 Batman experience consisted of bingeing through The Animated Series, which I loved as a kid. All these years later, it still holds up. The Mr. Freeze and Mask of Phantasm movies are great, too.

But it didn't stop there. I watched the new Caped Crusader series on Amazon Prime. It was a nice throwback to the old cartoon. I also watched Batman and Robin, the George Clooney Batman movie. Not expecting anything serious, I was able to put my feet up and enjoy it and have a good time, despite hating this movie in the past. And last but not least, I ended up playing through a few different Batman games. First was Batman Returns for the Game Gear. Then Batman: The Video Game for Game Boy. And then Arkham Origins for the PS3. It was a good Christmas game.

It was a big year for Batman in my household. I suspect 2026 won't be as good. I plan to watch the Pattinson movies and the Joker sequel. I've been dragging my feet on these for a long time.



Fantasy Football


Fantasy Football is probably going to make this list every year. It is one of the things I look forward to the most each year. Even when it is not in season, I do a lot of research on the rookies and potential breakout players. I listen to several podcasts, like The FF Dynasty and Fantasy Football Happy Hour. Not that it helps me much. I was in 7 leagues this year, and I may not win any titles. In fact, the only league I'm still alive in is my home dynasty league, which I screenshotted above.

As I write this, the last game of the season (Rams vs Falcons) is taking place. Will my team hang onto its 46 point lead, or will I walk away from this fantasy season winless in the title game for the second year in a row? I'll update this with the results later. But yeah. I love fantasy football. It probably occupied my mind more than any other thing you'll see on this list here in 2025.

(update: I won!)



From
Television Series

I was obsessed with this show for a good portion of 2025. I binged through all three seasons of it fairly quickly. It is one of those shows that is always introducing new mysteries and keeping your mind working. It is almost like a horror version of Lost.

The basic premise is that there is a group of strangers trapped in a town that they cannot escape from. When they try to leave, the road loops back around to the town. Monsters that imitate humans come out at night, and the strangers must hide from them or they will be killed. There's all kind of mysteries to uncover. What are these monsters? Why are these people here? Why can't they escape? Time travel even showed up as a concept in season 3. The show has a great ensemble cast, and it is one of those infinitely bingeable shows where you always want to start another episode when one ends.

If you haven't seen this show, you better get on it! I'm always trying to turn people onto From. It's one of my favorite shows of the modern era.



Survivor
Television Series

Survivor is a show that seems to make my list every year. Even though I don't love the current era of Survivor (seasons 48 and 49 aired in 2025), I still love Survivor as a whole.

The highlight of the year for me was Australia vs the World. It was a truly great, bingeworthy season of Survivor. I couldn't put it down. Most people I know only watch US Survivor. If you are a fan of the series at all, you NEED to watch Australian Survivor.

In addition to Australian Survivor, I've also slowly been rewatching the old US seasons. I'm up to season 33 now. I love these old seasons. They remind me how great the series used to be, and give me hope that it will return to glory someday. This itself is funny because as I was watching these old seasons originally, I considered them Survivor at its worst. Oh, how the times have changed. 2026 will bring us season 50 of the show, so hopefully seeing a bunch of returning players like Coach will help reinvigorate my interest in the US series.



The White Lotus
Television Series

Speaking of Survivor, here is a show with heavy Survivor ties. It was created by former Survivor player Mike White. It has several castaways in guest roles. Overall, it is a character driven show that tackles some societal issues while in a resort/vacation environment.

Like the other TV shows I've listed, this is an infinitely bingeable series. I was hooked from beginning to end. Season 1 is great. Season 2 is just as good (if not better). Season 3 is good, but not as great as the original seasons. If you've heard of this show, but haven't taken the plunge yet, I encourage you to. The acting and the cast alone should be enough to convince you. Murray Bartlett as Armond is one of the greatest performances I've ever seen. And throw in a bunch of other greats like Steve Zahn, Sydney Sweeney, Walton Goggins, Jason Isaacs, Alexandria Daddario, Jennifer Coolidge, and Connie Britton, and you've got yourself a heck of an ensemble cast.

It's an anthology show, so you don't need to have seen one season to enjoy the others. But season 3 does bring up some stuff from season 1, so I would just advise watching them in order. As long as you just watch it, that's all I care about.



Yellowjackets
TV Series

It seems like 90% of my list this year is TV series. But that is what I have been spending the majority of my free time doing. Not playing games, or reading books, or watching movies. Watching TV shows. It truly is the golden age of television, and I am doing my best to make sure I'm all caught up on everything.

Yellowjackets is everything I like in a TV show. It's got a big ensemble cast, it has interesting characters, it has a plot that keeps you guessing, it has mysteries with many layers. Similar to From, it is another "horror" show that is infinitely bingeable.

I watched seasons two and three in 2025. I had seen season one in 2024 (in fact, it made my list last year). Season 1 is peak TV. Season 2 is almost as good. Season 3 it starts to decline a little bit. It starts to become too ridiculous to believe. But there were some fun plot reveals that make me look forward to season 4.

Oh yeah, what's the show about? A girl's soccer team crashes in a remote location. The survivors may or may not resort to eating each other. The show flashes back and forth between the events on the island, and the survivors as adults. It is clear there is some type of mysterious thing that happened that the survivors are conspiring to keep quiet. I hate to make this lazy comparison a second time, but it is like a scary version of Lost.

This is another show I recommend to anyone who has actually made it this far reading my post.



The Last of Us
Video Game/TV Series


2025 was the year of The Last of Us for me. It started early in the year, when I played through the first game. I also watched the first season of the show. The second season soon came out later, and I watched that as well. While I didn't think the second season was terrific, I don't think it was as bad as everyone on the internet likes to make it out to be.

Later on in the year, I would go on to play through the second game. I didn't even really intend to. I was randomly scrolling the PS Network one day, looking for a game to play. I saw this included with my subscription, and I thought: "I'm going to play that." I didn't even have to think about it for a second.

I've played this in the past. I liked it, but didn't like it as much as the first one. I liked it a lot more this time around, though. In fact, I loved it. It is much better than the second season of the show, that is for sure. I really became attached to the characters and the world of the game, and I was sad when it ended. Just like Billy Idol, I wanted more more more. This may be an unpopular opinion but I do believe the second game is every bit as good as the first. The first time I played through this, I didn't think so. But I've changed my mind. Great game series overall.



Raised By Wolves
TV Series

Well, would you look at that? Another television series. I can't help that I watched so much good stuff in 2025. Now, I want you to know that I've seen this already. I really liked it the first time around, but that was back in 2020 or 2021 when my kid was a baby. I was very, very distracted. I wanted to come back and watch things more closely now that my life has settled down a bit. It's always interesting watching something when you know what is going to happen as well, and looking for hints and foreshadowing.

The show is even better the second time around. I swear, many times I thought to myself: "Is this the best sci-fi show I've ever seen?" It is truly peak sci-fi, and peak television in general. I was going to offer a brief recap so that I could convince people who have never seen it before to watch it, but I don't feel as if I could truly do it justice without sitting here for three hours and going into way too much detail. It would take forever.

If you like science fiction, you'd probably like this. It has great atmosphere. Ridley Scott had a hand in this, so picture the vague vibe of the first Alien movie. In fact, this entire series has an odd Alien vibe to it, even though it isn't related to the series. It feels so much like it is. The ships feel like Alien ships. There are androids with white blood. You could easily see it being part of the Alien universe. Anyway, I loved it. And I am sad that it did not get more seasons. That's really the only bad thing about it: its abrupt cancelation.



The Leftovers
TV Series

Just like I did with Raised by Wolves, I wanted to come back and watch a series that I've seen before and enjoyed, but I wanted to watch it again with fresh eyes. I wanted to watch it knowing what to expect and what to watch for. The Leftovers is perfect because it is one of those shows that warrants a second viewing, as there was so much that the average viewer would miss out on the first time around. 

For those not familiar, the show revolves around a fictional event known as "The Sudden Departure" where 2% of the world's population just blinks out of existence with no warning whatsoever. Poof. Gone. But it is not really about the event itself; the how or why of what happened. The series has a more ground level approach, dealing with the grief and the aftermath regarding the event. It mainly deals with the Garvey family and how it is splintered by the Departure, even though they did not lose anyone. And it brings in other characters like Nora, who lost her husband and all of her kids in the Departure. This is very much a character driven experience. Expect the show to try to make you cry early and often. You always know it is coming when you hear the music start to queue up. 

I loved the show the first time I watched it several years ago. The second time was just as good, if not better. I remember being really confused by the Kevin Garvey side of things with the dreams and the Jesus parallels the first time I watched this. But this time around, I just went with it, man.

I feel like if there ever was to be a show that is mandatory viewing, this should be it. Again, if you have read this far on my post and you have not seen The Leftovers, you need to go out and see it.



The Challenge
TV Series

The Challenge has made my list for three years in a row now, and it will probably continue to for several more years as well. There are a ton of seasons to watch! I started at the end, and have been slowly working my way back in time towards the beginning. I'm "up to" season 32 now. And then I'll watch 31, then 30, etc. I am doing this because a lot of the early seasons are extremely difficult to find online. I'm hoping that by the time I get to them, they will be easier for me to watch.

I'll admit, this is easily the "trashiest" thing in my TV rotation. It's a lot of people hooking up. It's a lot of drinking and fighting. A lot of yelling and screaming, and people being overly dramatic. The people on this show are crazy. Are they really like this or just playing it up for TV?

I was initially drawn to this because I know that Survivor and Big Brother players often make it onto the show. It's been interesting seeing people like Josh, Michele, Paulie, Da'Vonne, Dee, Kacy, and other Survivor/BB players playing this crazy game. The Challenge has its own eccentric cast of originals like CT, Bananas, Nany, Turbo, Cara Maria, Devin, Tori, Aneesa, Ashley, etc. These guys play very often, some of them every single season. It's not like Survivor or BB, where players only come back occasionally or rarely. These people make a living being on the Challenge over and over again. And it creates a lot of drama between the players, as they are a lot more personally connected than players would be on other shows.

Again, it is probably the trashiest thing I watch. But I don't care. It's an endlessly addicting show, and there is just TONS of Challenge content out there. I've been watching this for almost three full years, and I still have 30 plus seasons to watch. I love this show and I am not ashamed to admit it.


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Things that did not quite make the cut:

Collateral Gaming/Cinema podcast
The Cartridge Club podcast
The Devil's Plan series
Doom games
Fargo series and movie
ET movie
Silo series
Bridge to Terabithia movie
Pluribus series
Staff Picks podcast
Tomb Raider games
Squid Game: The Challenge
Mass Effect game
The Fugitive movie
The Losers Club podcast
The Amazing Race series
The Traitors series
X-Men movie series
Far Cry 4 game
Planet of the Apes movie series
Phantom Menace movie and PS1 game
Dune movie series
Ice Age: Scrat's Nutty Adventure game


For a complete index of all my past posts and game reviews, click

Monday, December 22, 2025

VHS Tape #26: Bad Sound Tape


For those unfamiliar, this is an ongoing series of blog posts where I document what is found on the contents of many VHS tapes I recorded back in the pre-internet era. I still have at least 20 more to go. You can see a complete list of the tapes so far at the bottom of this post.

This tape is called Bad Sound Tape because whenever something new starts to play, the tape gets really quiet so you can barely hear it for a few seconds. This also happens when you first hit play after stopping it for something. It's annoying and the last half of the tape basically is filler because I didn't want to put anything good on here that you can barely even hear.

(00:00:00)

Kaysar interviewed on the TV Guide Channel after his eviction. They also talk about Rockstar INXS and Battle of the Network Reality Stars

Funny Animal Planet clips of odd pet couples
 - Cat and bird fight
 - Iguana tries to crawl on cat
 - Leopard feeds on tiger
 - Dog and bear roughhouse
 - Cat and baby bear squabble
 - Two horses run around in circles
 
Snoop Dogg commercial where he golfs with an old white guy and says "for shizzle, I ka zizzle"

Rufus Wainwright sings "Love Affair" on Craig Ferguson

(16:04)

Rockstar INXS
 - Susie: Start Me Up
 - JD: Cold As Ice
 - Deanna: My Truth
 - Ty: Proud Mary
 - Mig: Do or Die
 - Marty: I Alone
 - Jordis: Dream On (awful)
 
Celebrity Fit Club
 - Wendy cries and breaks down because she's not losing weight
 - Gary gains a pound
 
(54:10)
 
VH1 funny reality show moment countdown
 - Jessica Simpson is confused about whether Chicken Of The Sea is either tuna or chicken
 - Cops clip with the trucker guy in the leotard
 - Flo from the Amazing Race has a breakdown over a bike riding challenge but still wins the game
 
Rockstar INXS results show
 - Suzie sings an encore of Start Me Up
 - Contestants discuss who will be in the bottom 3 and there is lots of boring chitchat
 - Ty is in the bottom 3 and sings What You Need
 - Deanna also in the bottom 3 and sings Elegantly Wasted
 - Marty shocking in the bottom 3 and sings Don't Change
 - Deanna eliminated
 
Blind Date. 82 year old woman named Jean and 91 year old man named Johnny are hooked up and their date is hilarious. Johnny rules! He works out shirtless at the gym and then they go out to dinner were he sings about Viagra. They really like each other. At the end of the date there is a cutting room floor clip where Johnny dresses up in drag. Win.

Big Brother 6 clip where Howie's family is interviewed and they discuss how he talks about women

(1:44:35)

MXC. Sports Women vs Business Women.
 - Great Holes of Glory
 - Rotating Surfboard of Death
 
Man on Discovery Health channel who undergoes plastic surgery and tattooing to look like a cat. He also has boobs because of a hormonal imbalance. He is really freaky looking. Brief clip of another man who is tattooed with cat spots. I think I have something about this dude on a different tape.

MXC (cont)
 - Irritable Bowl Syndrome
 
More discovery Health channel stuff where there is a man who covers his body to look like he's made of puzzle pieces. He also has horns. His woman tattoos herself to look like a cat.

MXC (cont)
 - The Giant G-String of Doom. Mary Lou Retton Babaganoosh in this segment. Or at least I think that's what her name is. I really cant understand what they are saying.

MXC. White Collar Careers vs Blue Collar Careers
 - Plank Spankers
 
Discovery Health channel thing. The cat people are shown again. The cat man with the boobs prepares to meet his sister, who he hasn't seen in several years and she has never seen his transformation.

MXC (cont)
 - Slipped Disks of Doom

Discovery Health special continues. Lizard man performs at fetish party. Cat man meets his sister.

MXC (cont)
 - Mud Butlers
 - Log Drop. Balzac Babaganoosh in this segment.
 
(2:30:36)

The 627 Pound Woman: Jackie's Story. Overweight woman agrees to have gastric bypass surgery to help reduce her weight. Just getting into the car and to the hospital is a major ordeal for her and she has a breakdown. The actual surgery takes place and is successful, although she has malnutrition problems after the fact. This is where you can really start to notice the shitty sound quality of the tape.

A Face Restored. Discovery Health special about a girl from Afghanistan who's face had melted into her chest after a horrible fire. The surgery takes place and is really gross and disgusting. Afterwards, she still doesn't look good but it's at least a definite improvement. Oh wait there's more surgery. OK now she looks much better. Oh great more gross surgery! She spends some time for recovery in the US but goes home to her parents after all the surgeries and everything are done.

(3:37:16)

The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. This is the episode where Geoffrey is disgraced because of his marathon running mishap where he takes a cab to the finish line. Carlton also dances in this episode after sleeping with a married woman.
 
Reno 911 clip where the cops arrest a homeless guy at a carnival. The sound is bad here and you can't really hear anything.

Fresh Prince (cont) This is the conclusion of the aforementioned episode.

Jordis is interviewed on TV Guide channel and they talk about Rockstar INXS. Again, the sound is really quiet. I think this is out of order because they talk about Bohemian Rhapsody and that's not until the next tape. They also talk about Big Brother and Janelle winning America's Choice and James's eviction. Dr. Will is interviewed.

Clip from the end of the last episode of Celebrity Fit Club where Sizzling Soul and White Ice wins the weigh in on the giant scale

Conclusion of Dr. Will's interview on the TV Guide channel

(3:59:34)

Superstar USA. This episode is not commercial free. And Mario's performance is not recorded.
 - Contestants are shown brand new cars
 - Rosa sings Genie In a Bottle
 - Contestants interviewed on Extra and critiqued on their question answering
 - Jojo sings Crazy In Love
 - Jamie sings All By Myself
 - Jojo eliminated
 - Preview for next week
 
(4:32:14)

AFV
 - Funny baby clips
 - Horse drawn carriage dumps passengers
 - Guy hit in eye with blow dart party favor
 - Little child plays with boobs of mannequin at the mall
 - Music montage of funny marriage proposals
 - Kid scared by toilet monster
 - Groom can't fit ring on wife's finger at wedding
 - Flower girl cries and dumps out entire bucket of flowers at wedding

Pistons/Lakers NBA Finals Game 4. Pregame events include a Chauncey Billups interview, Kid Rock sharing his thoughts on his favorite Pistons, and a Lebron James interview. Kid Rock sings America the Beautiful. Then the game starts, and the tape starts to mess up in the second quarter before ending. The Pistons win the game, JSYK.

 


Thursday, December 18, 2025

Re-Review #24: Batman: Arkham Origins

Batman: Arkham Origins
PlayStation 3

For my initial review of this game, click


This is a game I have been wanting to return to for a few years now. When I first played Arkham Origins back in 2015, I didn't like it very much. I didn't like the tone. I didn't like the repetitive combat. I didn't like collecting all the little trinkets. But most of all I didn't like how uninspired the game was. I was a big fan of the first two Arkham games, and this one felt like we were taking a big step back in the series.

I ended up giving the game a C. I didn't have very many good things to say about it. Now that the dust has settled, I wanted to return to the game and give it another chance. I haven't played an Arkham game in a very long time. I think my problem was that I was too focused on Arkham Asylum or Arkham City the first time I played this. I had recently played them and they were fresh on my mind. I couldn't help but compare them the entire time.

But now I am able to come back and give the game a much more objective chance. And you know what? I liked it a lot more this time around. Right away, I found myself having fun. I liked beating up bad guys in Blackgate Prison. I liked swinging around Gotham on my zipline thingie. I was enjoying the story. I also didn't spend too much time constantly looking for little trinkets and unlocking everything on the map. I focused on the story first. And then I came back and mopped up a lot of the remaining items and side quests later.

I also decided to be a lot more selective on the battles I'd enter. One of my complaints originally was there was too much repetitive combat. So this time, I would often skip over optional battles. If I was on my way to a mission marker and I would get attacked by thugs, I would just keep running. And I enjoyed the game a lot more this way.

Sitting back and looking at things objectively, this is a pretty solid Batman game. I like how it takes place on Christmas Eve. They really nailed the tone of the game, with the snow falling and the Christmas lights up. That's also one of the reasons I chose to play this game. It's a Christmas game and the holidays are coming up in less than a week now. When people ask me about Christmas themed video games going forward, I'm definitely going to be bringing up this game.

What faults did I find with this game? It was glitchy. There were a few times over halfway through the game where I thought my game had been corrupted and I would have had to start over. No way was I going to do that. If I had lost my progress right before the end of the game, I would likely have deleted the whole thing off my PS3 right then and there.

Also, the combat is indeed very repetitive. There are some areas of the game, like in the sewer and the hotel, where it seems like the action just keeps going on and on forever. It's like, get me out of this dark and dank place already. I've seen enough! Additionally, I wish there was a better in-game navigation system. There is no onscreen map, and you have to pause the game to see where you are. Even then, the map isn't very helpful. There were a few times I got turned around when inside a building and would end up going backwards because everything looked the same.

But all in all, this game is much better than I initially gave it credit for. It's way better than just a C title. I enjoyed traveling the city and doing things. I didn't think I "wasted too much time" going after little trinkets and collectibles, like I said in my original review. In fact, compared to other games I've played since then (like Far Cry and Horizon) there actually isn't a lot of time wasting in this game. The city is much smaller and easier to traverse. The sheer number of collectible items is not as crazy as I had initially thought. It's all very manageable. That said, in order to unlock all the story beats, you need to collect every single Riddler file in the game - and I said fuck no to that. 

Maybe I only liked this so much because I haven't played the other Arkham games recently and they aren't as fresh in my memory. Maybe those other games are a thousand times better, and this game is a piece of crap in comparison. But guess what? I don't care. I had fun with this. Judging this game on its own independent merits, it is an objectively good title. And I feel like I owe it an apology.


THE GRADE:
B


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Wednesday, December 17, 2025

Video Game Review #603: Lego Pirates of the Caribbean

Lego Pirates of the Caribbean
PlayStation 3


Before Playing:

This will be the 12th Lego game I've played through in my life. Honestly, I am surprised that number is so low. It feels like I've played about 30 of them. I like the games, but they are very repetitive. And they are all basically the same thing.

I was never too excited to play this game. I've known about it since it originally came out 14 years ago back in 2011. I've just never been a big Pirates of the Caribbean guy. So why did I decide to play this now? I was scrolling through the Lego games on my PS Plus list, when this one caught my eye. I wanted to play through something short and easy, and knock another Lego game off my list at the same time. A two birds with one stone kind of thing. It's a bit of an older title as well. Better play it now, while I still can!

So how would I feel about Lego Pirates of the Caribbean? Let's dive in.




Story:

Like almost all Lego games, this game is based around an existing blockbuster Hollywood IP. You play through several Pirates of the Caribbean movies, of which there are four of them in this game. The basic plot of each film is told through silent pantomiming. This was before they added voice acting to the Lego games. The characters gesture with their hands and their body movements, while making grunting sounds. There is no talking in the game.The action is very cartoonish and slapstick in its quality. It is meant to be funny. And it has to be funny without talking, which can be hard to pull off.

I haven't seen these Pirates movies in ages. Probably around the time I first met my wife. I remember we watched them together. That had to have been shortly before this game came out. And we only saw the first three. Nothing past that. So when I got to the fourth movie in the game, it was territory I was unfamiliar with.

To be honest, the game doesn't do a great job at retelling the story of the movies. It recreates a lot of the memorable scenes and lets you play through them. But if I had never seen any of the movies before, I don't think I ever would have understood the plot of them based on what is shown to you in the game. I certainly don't know what the fourth movie is about after playing this game.

I guess I could say this about pretty much any Lego game, though.




Gameplay:

As this is an earlier Lego game, it doesn't have a whole lot of newer or innovative ideas like we've seen in recent Lego titles. It's all fairly straightforward. You start in a hub world. The four movies are immediately available to you from the beginning. You can play through them in any order you'd like.

Each of the movies is broken down into five levels. So there are twenty levels in total. If you've ever played a Lego game before, you know what to expect. You attack, you break stuff, you solve puzzles, you assemble Lego pieces, you fight the occasional boss battle. There's not much here that you haven't seen in other Lego games. It's one of the more straightforward entries in the Lego series.

Once you make it through one of the movies, you unlock playable characters. You can also use the Lego pieces you accumulate to purchase new characters within the hub world. Once you've beaten all the movies, you can then return to them in free play mode and get all the stuff you missed. This is normally where I stop playing a Lego game. I don't need to go back and play through a bunch of levels I've already played.

If this sounds like every other Lego game out there, that's because it is very similar. If you stripped away the fun Pirate of the Caribbean theme and compared the gameplay itself to other Lego games, they would be nearly indistinguishable.

That said, there was something about this particular theme that "worked" a little bit better than other Lego games. Like Indiana Jones, for example. I had a much more fun time with this game. Considering the gameplay is nearly identical, I'm not sure exactly why that is. Pirates of the Caribbean must be a more natural fit for this kind of game, since it is more action oriented. It's hard to put into the exact words. It just works better.




Graphics/Sound:

I'm lumping these two categories together because I feel like the look of the game and the music are closely intertwined. You can tell the people who made this game went to great lengths to make it look and sound like a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.

The classic Pirates soundtrack makes its appearance here. I love the theme song for these movies, and I can't believe I didn't even consider how it would be present when I first fired this game up. It really gets you into the mood to play these games. 

Graphics are good, too. It looks like a Lego game, and I don't know what else more I can say about that. The movie locales are faithfully recreated, and I just love how all the characters simply "work" as Legos. As repetitive as these games are, they never fail to be ceaselessly cute and funny.




Overall:

This is a fun little Lego game. There's been so many Lego games released now, that you should know coming in if this game is going to be for you or not. If you're a fan of these kinds of games, you should love this. If you're not, you should stay away. That said, if you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan, you are going to want to check this game out regardless.

This game has made me want to go back and watch the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Don't be surprised if you see me start to talk about them on this blog soon. Like I said before, I've seen the first three. I'll probably rewatch those. Then everything after that is brand new territory.

All in all, this is an enjoyable game. I should make a ranking of all the Lego games I've played someday. The only one I've played in recent memory is Lego Indiana Jones, and I can safely say I prefer this one to that. How does it stack up against other Lego games? Heck if I know. But yeah. If you were on the fence with playing this game, like I was, you should go ahead and do it.


THE GRADE:
B


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Sunday, December 14, 2025

Video Game Review #602: Stargate

Stargate
Sega Genesis


Nostalgia Factor:

I remember renting this game for a weekend back in the 1990s. Like most games I rented, I got it on a Friday after getting out of school. I brought it home, played it nonstop for three straight days, and then took it back when the weekend was over.

I don't remember much about my time with Stargate, but I do remember beating the game. My most vibrant memory surrounding the game isn't even necessarily about the game itself. It's from my dad showing up to pick me up to take the cartridge back to Blockbuster while I was fighting the last boss. I was like "nooooooo!" But I powered through it while listening to him pound on the door and yell for me to come out. I beat it just in the nick of time.

In the 30 years that have passed since then, I have never returned to Stargate to play through it again. Ever since I learned about Retropies and roms and emulation a few years ago, this is a game I've been meaning to revisit. Here in 2025, I finally made the time to do so.

How would I feel about this game nearly 30 years after my last playthrough? Let's find out!




Story:

I have to admit: it has been a very long time since I've seen the movie Stargate. I couldn't tell you how faithful this game is to the plot of the movie. I know it follows the same basic beat: scientists and soldiers are pulled into an alien world resembling Ancient Egypt. They fight the evil bad guys and help free the commonfolk from their oppressors. Blah blah. I should go back and watch the movie, to be honest. I remember it being pretty popular back in the day.

The game is full of little cutscenes, which are basically still images of the characters from the movie, with written text on the screen. Pretty common for this era of gaming. Occasionally, you will interact with the characters, who will give you little tasks or tell you where to go next. James Spader often helps you throughout the game, and vice versa. 

I like that the game tries to give you a competent story, and that it tries to follow the plot of the movie (I think?) but I didn't really care about it too much. I mean, it's a 2D side scrolling shooter. Does anyone play these kind of games for their stories?




Gameplay:

This is a 2D side scrolling shooter/platformer. You take control of Kurt Russell's character from the movie. Each stage is like a massive maze. You not only go left and right, you can enter doors by standing in front of them by pressing up. They take you to a different area in the level. While some stages may simply require that you make it to the end intact, most stages have a goal that you must complete before you can move on. These goals are mainly the same: finding all of the xxxx hidden throughout the stage and then making your way to the end of it. I used xxxx because most of the things you must do are pretty interchangeable. Find all the bombs. Find all the soldiers. Find all the elders. Destroy all the door switches. Basically, you are forced to explore every nook and cranny of every level.

Like I said, these levels are massive. It can get frustrating very quickly trying to remember where you've been, how many things you still need to do, where you have to go next. It wouldn't be so bad if you had time to actually look around and explore. But the enemies in this game.... man, they can be difficult.

I guess before we talk about that, I should explain the controls. The d-pad moves your character. There's a shoot button. There's a grenade button (which also doubles as a run button if you hold it down). There's a jump button. And that's about it. The controls seem serviceable at first, but later on in the game when you are forced to make quick, snappy decisions, the problems with the controls become glaring.

First of all, they are very stiff. Running around and jumping never feels very polished, like they would in a Contra game. The jumping is awkward. You really have to master the art of jumping and grabbing onto ledges if you want to stand a chance at beating this game. You get used to the controls after a while, though. It is mainly the combat I found to be very iffy.

The default gun is a rapid fire minigun, similar to what you see in the Earthworm Jim games. You can point up, shoot diagonally, shoot in front of you. But where I ran into trouble was ducking and shooting. My instinct is always to press the down and shoot buttons in very close proximity to one another - almost at the same time. But that doesn't work in this game. It simply points the gun down towards your feet and shoots downward. If you want to duck and shoot, you have to very clearly press down first, wait for the ducking animation, and then start firing your weapon. It may not sound like that much of a deal, but that half a second makes a massive difference. Especially considering enemies materialize right in front of you with little to no warning at all. My first reaction is always to duck and shoot like you would in any other side scrolling shooter. But that doesn't work, like I said. You just shoot at your feet. This led to sooooo many unnecessary deaths, and so much unnecessary damage taken. I feel like battling the controls is 90% of what makes this game so difficult.

The game is also difficult because the enemies can do major damage to you, and very quickly. There's not a wide variety of enemy types in the game. There's flying bugs (big and small), crawly things that come out of the sand, flying green guys, and guys that look like Pharaohs, that appear and disappear at random. These motherfuckers are the most annoying enemies in the game. They nearly ruined it for me. They just freaking materialize right in front of you. You have no chance to react. They deal out massive amounts of damage in mere seconds. And the easiest way to kill them is by ducking and rolling grenades at them or shooting them. Which brings us to the problem with ducking and firing your weapon.

These enemies appear directly in front of you. They can kill you in mere seconds. Because they are so deadly, it causes you to panic. Your instinct is to duck and fire. But you do it too quickly and you shoot down at your feet. Now you have to do it again, but wait for the animation this time. The enemy pounds away at you and before you know it, you're down to 25% health. You finally are able to take him out, but now you are almost dead and you still have more enemies to fight through before you can pick up a health item. 

Honestly, this game pissed me off so much with its random difficulty. It's so cheap just having enemies pop up and materialize in front of you or sometimes even on you with no warning whatsoever. You're taking damage before you can even react. The controls are fucked. You can't react properly in a panic. It's just a goddamn mess. 

Now let's talk about the bosses. They suck, too. Of course, the people who made this game had to take the most annoying enemy and give its most annoying mechanic to the boss characters. They vanish into thin air, rematerializing around the screen at random. Just like those annoying Pharaohs. These bosses REALLY like to reappear directly on top of you, causing instant damage. If they appear in front of you, they fire heavy-damage attacks at you that are almost impossible to avoid. If they appear from afar, they are super difficult to hit. You can shoot them with your gun, but unless you are consistently hitting these bosses with grenades, they will take forever to beat. You'll run out of health long before that. You have to hit them with grenades. But due to the random disappearing and reappearing of the characters, it makes it extremely difficult to do this.

It's just all so incredibly annoying. I don't know how I did this as a kid. Even with save states, I struggled. Maybe there is a strategy I wasn't seeing, or a pattern I was not recognizing. But these freaking bosses were terrible.

Overall, I did not have a good time with this. 




Graphics:

This game looks okay. That's all the praise I'm willing to give it. It's drab and dreary. There's not much variety. You can only look at so many sandy deserts, crumbling buildings, or cave interiors. I wish there were more enemies to fight, too. It's the same 6 or 7 things over and over again. There's nothing colorful or vibrant about this game. I found it to be the opposite of visually stimulating.

The animations are good. I like how Kurt Russell looks when he runs. He's got this silky smooth rhythm. I'm sure I thought that he looked super cool when I was a kid. Like I said, the game looks okay. It may not be visually stimulating, but it doesn't look ugly or anything. It's serviceable, I suppose.




Sound:

The music is fine. I can still hear the same handful of recycled songs rattling around in my brain. My favorite track from the game is the Egyptian sounding music during the desert levels. Otherwise, the other levels just have kind of a generic upbeat sound to them, similar to something you'd hear in a game like Judge Dredd or Batman Returns on the Genesis.

Sound effects are fine. I find the gun shooting sound effect to be very satisfying. There were a few random sound effects in here that I recognized from Ecco the Dolphin. I imagine I turned into that Leonardo Dicaprio meme where he points at the TV when I heard those playing. I'm a big Ecco guy. But this game is no Ecco.




Overall:

What I've been doing lately when I review 16-bit games that are on both the Genesis and the Super Nintendo is to play both versions of the game and then compare and contrast them. I had planned to do that here. But fuck that. I was NOT going to force myself to play through this game again on the Super Nintendo. I'd had enough. 

It's rare when I revisit a game that I liked as a kid and then I don't like it as an adult. Normally if I liked a game before, I'll like it again. But not here. I don't know how I did it as a kid. I hated this. It took me a few days to beat the game, and every time I would fire it up, I would dread having to play it.

I'm not going to give the game an F. It wasn't completely unplayable. It looks okay. It sounds okay. It follows the plot of the movie. It's not just a mindless shooter. You have a lot of exploring to do and tasks to complete. If I was to walk in and see someone playing this game, it would catch my attention. And if you are reading this and you happen to like Stargate, I am not going to criticize you for liking the game. I can see why someone would like this. It just wasn't for me. And we all have to accept that.


THE GRADE:
D-



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Friday, December 12, 2025

Re-Review #23: Super Mario Bros. 3

Super Mario Bros. 3
Nintendo Entertainment System


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I normally play through Super Mario Bros. 3 every few years or so. Looking back at my review index, I last played this game back in March of 2017. That's eight years since my last playthrough; probably the biggest gap I've ever gone in my life without playing Mario 3. And that is not an exaggeration. 

So, I figured it was time to fix that.

I fired this game up and instantly fell back in love with it all over again. Everything about this game instantly brings me back to the sense of awe and wonder I felt when playing through it as a kid. 

The music is fantastic. The presentation is great. The game is super easy to pick up and play. I don't know how you can pick this game up and not have a good time with it. 

Everything about it is a much more fleshed out Mario experience compared to the first two games. I love the overhead map in between levels. This was the first time they've ever done that for a Mario game before. It gives the world of the game so much more added depth. There are branching paths that allow you to do levels out of order, or even skip some of them completely. You can visit bonus locations to earn items and extra lives. The fact that you can store items and then use them when you need them was unprecedented for its time.

I also appreciate how the worlds of the games are sorted into themes. Sand stage, water stage, sky stage, ice stage, big/small stage, etc. Again, it gives the world of Mario so much more depth and personality than anything accomplished in the first two Mario games. It makes playing through the game really feel like a journey, like you're making progress through this mystical and magical kingdom.

The story is simple but entertaining. There's something charming about going into a king's castle and seeing how he's been turned into an animal. You then must board the airship, defeat one of Bowser's kids, bring the wand back, and turn the king back into a person. I wonder why these kings and rulers aren't in other Mario games, now that I think of it.

What really makes this game work is the stage design. Almost every damn level in the game is super iconic. There's nary a dull level in the whole game. I know a lot of people like Super Mario World more than this game, since it takes what is established here and expands upon it. But to me, even though there is "more" content in Mario World, the level design is what sets this game apart. To me, it makes this the best 2D Mario game I've played.

There's just so much love put into the game. The level variety, the music, the art design, the characters, the music, and all the fun little gimmicks you encounter along the way combine to really make this an enriching experience. Like how you can use your fire flower to melt ice blocks and get coins hidden within them. The simple but fun idea of the sky world being split into two sections was always genius to me. There's hidden Hammer Bros suits. There's the level where you hop around in the big green boot. There's the Tanuki suit you can use to turn into a statue. There's big fish that eat you in one gulp. There's the level with the angry sun that swoops down and tries to kill you. There's warp whistles. There's even a memorization card game where you have to flip cards and match pairs in order to earn extra items. There's just so much here that is specific to this Mario game that gives it such a unique and endearing personality.

The only bad thing I can say about the game is that there is no save feature. If you don't skip ahead, this is a pretty long game. A playthrough can take you about three hours. That's a lot of time to devote to one playing session. Luckily, I played the game on my Retropie, where I was able to save it and stop playing whenever I wanted. This made the game even more fun, in my opinion. Let's say I only had 30 minutes to play a game. I could turn this on, power through a handful of stages, and then save it and turn the game off. These little short bursts are actually quite enjoyable. Like going to a tapas restaurant instead of an all you can eat buffet.

This will always be my favorite NES Mario game. In fact, it may even be my favorite NES game of all time. Heck, it could even be in consideration for my favorite game of all time. It wouldn't win, but the fact that it would even be in the conversation is mightily impressive.

No one can ever convince me that Mario World is better. To me, Super Mario Bros 3 is the pinnacle of the 2D Mario series. The fact that it came out 35 years ago and is still this good is very impressive to me. Not only is it an awesome game, it laid the groundwork for future games. You can still see the influence of Mario 3 in game that are coming out today.

This game got an A+ for me when I last reviewed it eight years ago. That ain't changing. 



THE GRADE:
A+


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Sunday, December 7, 2025

Video Game Review #601: Policenauts

Policenauts
PlayStation


Before Playing:

I've been aware of Policenauts for a very long time. I remember playing Metal Gear Solid on my PS1 back in the day, and seeing references to the game during cutscenes in Otacon's office. That was my only exposure to Policenauts as a kid. The game was never released in the US, so I never had a chance to actually check it out myself.

Within the last few years, I've been playing through a bunch of old games I missed out on when I was younger, now that I have a RetroPie. Snatcher was one of those games. I really liked Snatcher (you can see my review here) and I later learned that Policenauts was released as a spiritual successor to it. Oh hey, Policenauts. The game that was referenced in Metal Gear Solid. Things had come around full circle nearly 30 years later.

Although the game was never released in the US, there is an English translation of Policenauts on my RetroPie. I was such a big fan of Snatcher, I decided to check it out. Was Konami right to leave the game overseas, or did US gamers miss out big time? Let's see how I liked it.




Story:

There's a lot to unpack here. I'm not going to give a full recap, or we'll be here all day. Just a quick synopsis. The game starts in the distant future of 2013. Earth is referred to as "Home" and there is a colony in space known as "Beyond" that is being built. The main character, Jonathan Ingram, is a Policenaut - a member of an outer space police unit created to keep the peace during the construction of Beyond. The Policenauts are extremely revered, almost like they were superheroes or something.

One day, there is an accident in space and Jonathan "dies" in the explosion. He is discovered alive 28 years later. Apparently, his suit was programmed to freeze him cryogenically in the case of an accident.

Jonathan becomes a private investigator, leaving his past as a Policenaut behind him. Jonathan's life changes when his wife, who has moved on from him after thinking he was dead for 20 plus years, visits him at his office. She wants to hire him to find out what happened to her new husband, who has disappeared. Shortly after he turns her down, she is murdered. Jonathan decides to take the case. Not only to find the missing man, but to find out who killed his wife as well.

That's only the beginning. Your investigation takes you to Beyond, where your old Policenaut friend Ed joins you in the investigation. The game dives deep into the lore of this universe. You'll learn all about "Frozeners" and the Tokugawa corporation and mech units, and all the other things that come with the crazy world of this game.

Spoilers ahead, so skip to the gameplay section if you don't want to know how the game ends.

But long story short, you discover that the Tokugawa corporation has created an addictive drug that they have put into actual capsules of other drugs so that they are undetectable. They are doing this to get everyone hooked, so they can then charge them for curing them of their addictions. They have also been illegally harvesting human organs, among other corrupt shit. And the worst thing of it, some of your former Policenaut buddies are part of it. 




Gameplay:

It is imperative that you know what kind of game Policenauts is before you start playing it. It is a point and click adventure. If you are not okay with this, you won't like the game. If you aren't familiar with what this means, I will explain. You point at things in the environment with your cursor and you click on them. You read descriptions of what you are looking at. You talk to people. You make selections on a menu to steer the conversation the way you want it. Using a menu, you can move your character from location to location, where you'll talk to some more people and look at some more stuff.

That's about it. This is, for the most part, an entirely story-driven experience. You do get the occasional action scene, where you aim your cursor around on the screen and shoot enemies. If you have played a light gun game, such as Lethal Enforcers, you'll get the idea. But these action sequences are few and far between. The bulk of the game is pointing, clicking, and talking.

When you enter an area, you'll want to check out everything in the environment first. Oftentimes, clicking on things multiple times will give you different text, and more detail about the thing you are looking at. Once it starts to say the same thing over and over again, you'll know you can move on.

This is usually when I look at the characters on the screen. Looking at different parts of their body will elicit different comments. This game does not shy away from talking about boobs. In fact, you can even touch them in this game. Multiple times. Without the consent of the woman you are touching. It's wild. This game could never be made today. There's so much about it that would absolutely not fly anymore. But on the whole, the game is hilarious and a fun example of a product of its time. I refuse to get mad at it or cancel it or have any kind of wild overreaction like that.

Once you are done looking at everything there is to look at, I normally explore all the different conversation paths. I usually go in order. And then when I am done, I start at the top again and make my way through the choices again. You're almost guaranteed to get different responses each time. I keep going until I get the same recycled responses over and over again. Then I know I can move on.

That's the whole game. Look at everything. Look at everyone. Talk to everyone. Explore all conversation paths. And do these things multiple times. 

Normally I am not a fan of games like this, but Snatcher won me over. Unfortunately, Policenauts is not nearly as good as Snatcher. And a lot of it boils down to the story. It just isn't as interesting as Snatcher. I've never been into the hard-boiled detective noir genre, and this game borrows heavily from that. I've also never been into anime, and this game has a big anime aesthetic to it. It's a mix of detective noir and futuristic anime. If that sounds fun to you, awesome. But it just didn't do much for me.

The first half of the game bored me. I dragged my feet playing this game. I had to force myself to turn it on. Eventually I put my head down and just tried to power through it. And that's when it started to grow on me a little bit. The story took some interesting turns. I began to invest myself in the lore of the game's universe. I started to have fun. In fact, when I was done with the game, I actually began to miss it a little bit. I wanted to see and experience more of the world of Policenauts. It's a shame there is not more content in this universe to consume.

While I will say that the game grew on me big time, I can't say that it had nearly the impact on me that Snatcher did. I plan to play Snatcher again someday. I just can't see myself playing this again.

Before we move on, I do have to say that this game suffers from a textbook case of Kojima bloat. The characters sit around and gab for far too long. One particularly grievous example is when our characters find themselves in a handbag store where the villain has planted a bomb. There's absolutely no sense of urgency here. They sit around, they chit chat for twenty minutes. It's like "hello? there's a bomb here. what are you doing?"

This game is filled with shit like that.




Graphics:

This game has the look and feel of a classic 80s anime. It's not my favorite art style. I much prefer the more pixelated cyberpunk look of Snatcher. Sorry I keep bringing that game up. But it has charm. This game doesn't. I mean, it doesn't look bad or anything. In fact, over time it really sells the vibe the game is going for. I just don't find this particular art style visually exciting, especially when it comes to the character design. I don't mind how the location or the scenery look. They're fine. But the characters? Eh.




Sound:

The music in this game is pretty decent. It doesn't come close to matching the soundtrack of Snatcher (yeah yeah I know) but it is still pretty good. It matches the visual aesthetic of the game to a tee. One thing that jumped out at me right away is how this game's main theme is also in Metal Gear Solid (it's the song that plays when the Konami logo is on the screen as the game is loading up).

The voice acting is also very good. Now, there is no English speaking version of the game. All characters speak in Japanese, and unless you speak Japanese, you have to read the subtitles on the screen. If this is a problem for you, you are going to have a bad time with this game.




Overall:

I'm glad I played Policenauts. And I'm glad I stuck with it. I was tempted many times in the middle of the game to put it down or move onto something else. But although I didn't always vibe with the game, I came away from it with a positive feeling on my mind.

This is an interesting piece of gaming history. It's not Kojima's finest. In fact, it may be one of the weakest Kojima games I have played. But I feel it is an important game. It clearly inspired many things that later went into Metal Gear. Meryl is in the game. Some of the music is shared. Even some of the philosophical ideas that are discussed between characters later appear in the Metal Gear games.

I'm going to go ahead and mention Snatcher one last time. I just want to use it as a point of reference, because I haven't reviewed any other point and click games. I loved Snatcher. I gave it an A. Like I said before, I loved the game's story, and I would totally come back and play it again. I cannot say that I "loved" Policenauts. I enjoyed Policenauts. I liked Policenauts. But I didn't love it. A lot of it comes down to the story and to the pacing of the game. It just doesn't quite do it for me.

So while I walk away from this game saying that I did like it overall, don't expect me to get too excited about it. I think it is an important game, and one that you should check out if you have the means. But once is enough for me.


THE GRADE:
B-
(I really, really wanted to give this game a C+, but I felt that this grade was just a smidge too low. But at the same time, the grade of B- seems a smidge too high. Oh well!)



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