Saturday, September 6, 2025

Video Game Review #586: RoboCop vs The Terminator

RoboCop vs The Terminator
Sega Genesis


Nostalgia Factor:

I rented this game back when it first came out. I really don't remember much about it. I know that I played it. I think I beat it, but I can't say that I did with absolute certainty. I know a lot of people have really fond memories of this game, but to me - it was just another weekend rental, akin to something like Taz: Escape from Mars, Demolition Man, or a Chester Cheetah game. It did not leave a giant impression on me.

30 years have passed. Now that I am listening to a lot of retro gaming podcasts, this game has been brought back onto my radar. It's been discussed on many of my favorite podcasts, and everyone always seems to love it and say glowing things about it.

I decided that it was a good time to come back and revisit this game. I'd always written it off as forgettable, but maybe I hadn't given it the proper chance. Let's jump in.

*quick note, I have recently played and reviewed the SNES version of the game. I reference it a few times here, but please note that it is a completely different game




Story:

This game's story is very thin, but I can't imagine anyone actually plays this game for the story. In short, Skynet has been born out of the technology used in RoboCop. Now, RoboCop must fight against Skynet both in the present, and in the future. You progress from fighting human enemies in modern Detroit, to Terminators and other robots in the future. 

Like I said, the game is very thin on story. Pretty much the only area where the SNES game has this one beat is in the story, which is told through comic book style panels. This game doesn't even try.




Gameplay:

This is a 2D side scrolling shooter. Aside from the d-pad, you only use three buttons: jump, shoot, and switch back and forth between weapons. You control RoboCop. Generally, your goal is to make it to the end of the level and defeat a boss. Some levels are straightforward, point A to point B. Others contain objectives like rescue all the hostages. Some are maze-like in structure.

From the moment you pick up the controller, you are going to find that this game is quite action packed. Your best strategy is to just keep firing ahead of you as you are walking. Enemies come at you from all angles, and you always have to be on the top of your game. There are are several different weapons to pick up as you are playing: grenades, a spread gun, a rapid fire gun, a lazer, a wavy projectile weapon. There's even a gun that shoots homing missiles at your enemies. I think I found this gun in one of the earlier levels in the game. It quickly became my go-to. But when you die in this game, you lose your weapon. I lost mine early on, and then never got one back again.

Although the game is tough and throws a lot of enemies at you, there are lots of health items to replenish your health meter as you move forward. You can earn extra lives by hitting certain point milestones. There are also extra life icons hidden in the stages. There are unlimited continues as well. Plus, when you die, you respawn exactly where you died, with a few seconds of invincibility. You don't go back to a checkpoint or anything, like in a lot of platformers. This becomes very important, especially during boss battles. You're going to want to save up those extra lives.

Although you are mainly just walking forward and blasting everything in sight, there is a little strategy involved. Knowing which weapon to use against which enemy. Switching weapons when you die so you can hang onto your favorite one. You also learn to spread your line of fire all over the screen, up and down. Enemies come at your from every angle. And the best way to stay alive is to get them before you get you. That is what makes it essential you hang onto your good weapons. When you get knocked all the way back to your standard pea shooter, it is not good news. Especially in the later levels. The default gun does almost nothing against your enemies.

There is a lot of trial and error involved. The more you play (and replay) certain areas, the more you understand what the game expects of you. It shouldn't take you too long to complete. I believe it is only 10 or 11 stages long. And most of these stages take between 5 and 10 minutes to complete.




Graphics:

The graphics for this game look pretty good. The characters are large and well animated. RoboCop looks like RoboCop. The Terminator looks like The Terminator. The backgrounds and the stage design can be a little repetitive. But at least they look good, right?

The blood and gore is one of the first things you'll probably notice. And this is something I do remember from when I played this as a kid. It gives the game a lot of edge and a lot of character. Both movie franchises don't hold back when it comes to violence, and I'm glad this game doesn't water things down, and it follows suit.




Sound:

I really enjoyed listening to this game as I played it. I don't know how to describe it, but this game just has SUCH a Genesis feel to it. The music is nice and crunchy, full of bass. At times it actually makes me think of Ecco the Dolphin, which is about as different a game from this that you can imagine. And there are sound effects that I swear are pulled from other games, too. Like X-Men for the Genesis. The sound of Wolverine's claws popping out definitely is something I heard in this game. Among other sound effects.




Overall:

This game was good, I suppose. I'm not going to lie or cave into internet pressure, though. So I'll be honest: it didn't do a whole lot for me. 

I'm sorry. I know this game is well beloved among retro gamers. But to me, the gameplay is nothing special. The game looks good, it sounds good, and it can be fun to feel like an unstoppable force, sowing destruction everywhere you go. But was I actually enjoying myself as I played through this? I can't always say that I was.

I played this with save states. I can't imagine playing without them. Not that the game is that hard. It just takes a lot of patience and some trial and error. But the bosses, mainly the last boss. They can drain your lives quickly. The last boss is a freaking joke. Even armed with two great weapons, seven extra lives, and prodigious use of save states, I still struggled. The last boss is a ridiculous bullet sponge that takes forever to defeat. You can stand there with the rapid fire weapon and just poor your ammo into it life after life after lifer after life, and you still can't beat it. I did cheese my way through with save states, but I just can't imagine doing it without. You probably go back to the beginning of the level, with just three extra lives. You essentially have to be flawless to make it back to the boss with any chance at all. And fewer lives.

I just can't muster up the excitement to give this game more than an "above average" review score. You walk forward and you shoot. Climb ladders and shoot. Jump over gaps and shoot. Pick up items. Cycle between weapons. But always moving, always shooting. It gets tiresome after a while, especially when you factor in some of the game's more frustratingly difficult areas.

So while I will say this game is slightly above average, it's actually going to get the same review score as its SNES counterpart. I don't think the gap between games is as big as people make it out to be. I think this one is probably slightly better, but not enough to warrant a higher review score than the other game. They'll be forever tied together even on my blog, as games that got C pluses together.



THE GRADE:
C+


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Thursday, September 4, 2025

VHS Tape #22: May + June '05 Record Tape



(00:00:00)

Tiny clip of Survivor Australian Outback. This whole tape used to be Survivor but I recorded over it.

VH1 Special: When Star Wars Ruled the World. This is mainly a behind the scenes special that goes into the casting and production of the movies and their initial reception at the theater. This first part just covers the first movie and part of the second.

Fear Factor clip where the players have to suck the juice out of these gross intestine looking things, fill a cup with the juice, and then drink it.

VH1 Special (cont). The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are discussed.

Brief ET clip about a guy who loses 503 pounds.

VH1 Special (cont). Return of the Jedi is further discussed, as well as other post Star Wars stuff, like it's lasting effect on pop culture. Spaceballs is shown. The extreme fans are also discussed, and it shows one couple's Star Wars wedding.

(41:57)

American Idol Presents: World's Worst Auditions
- Discussion about how the same mistakes are made all over the world. The contestants try to make big entrances, they forget the words, they try to bribe or flatter the judges, and they try to bend the age limit
- Brendan auditions. He is a long haired old British guy who is crazy looking and really terrible
- Screeching contestants
- Segment about how every country has a Simon
- Volatile contestants, and a guy who cries
- Funny versions of Satisfaction, Summer of '69, and Hit Me Baby One More Time
- Dino Yazzie
- Funny versions of Together Forever and Footloose
- Bad dancing montage
- Elvis impersonators, people in crazy outfits, and scantily clad chicks
- Keith sings Like a Virgin
- Bad foreign language songs montage
- Funny versions of Tainted Love and My Way

News clips. One is about Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith merchandise and another is about a nerdy girl who is suspended for some kind of plagiarism/citation reasons. She believes she is being treated unfairly.

AI: Worlds Worst Auditions (cont)
- Bad white gangsta with a warbly voice
- Unibrow guy sings Eye of the Tiger
- William Hung and other nerds are showcased
- Promo clip for AI4 finale

Bizarre clip from ABC news where a bunch of Asians are talking, and the channel is glitching. It's pretty trippy.

Clip from MPTV where a man is swimming with the dolphins. The tape is messed up here, so I think I only put this on as filler to get recorded over. The clip ends as soon as the tape clears up.

(1:26:11)

Mad TV
- Guy hits on Bunny Swan at a bar and picks her up
- Woman pretends to be a driving instructor and forces the student driver at gunpoint to drive dangerously to evade the police. He hits a little person among other things and drives through the Gap.

Animal Planet special about Star Wars creatures. Chewbacca and the cantina aliens are discussed

CNN People special about people who hit it big in the entertainment industry. Simon Cowell is interviewed, and details of his personal life are revealed. They also talk about his fashion sense.

Animal Planet SW special (cont). The spotlight is on Yoda and the creature in the asteroid

CNN People special (cont). Mark Burnett is interviewed and they talk about his past as a red beret

APSW special (cont). The creatures at Jabba's palace and also the Ewoks are discussed

CNN People special (cont). More Mark Burnett stuff. They talk about his past as a commando nanny, and of course Survivor is discussed.

APSW special (cont). The CGI Jabba and the re-release of the original trilogy are discussed. The show also dives into the new trilogy. They talk about Watto, Jar Jar, and other creatures from the prequels.

(2:15:42)

Short clip of Yan Can Cook. A woman named Joanne Weir comes out as a guest star and kisses Martin Yan. That's it.

FSN countdown of bizarre sports moments. I only get the last two on tape. Ranked number 2 is Randy Johnson hitting a bird while throwing a pitch. Number is the band running on the field during the Stanford/Cal game.

ET preview of the American Idol 4 finale. Bo and Carrie's parents are interviewed.

Some show called Taboo.
- Asians with the long coiled necks are shown. One chick takes the coils off for a day just to see how it looks.
- Branding, piercing, and other body modifications are discussed

AI4 Final 2 performance episode
- Bo performs first after a botched coin flip, and sings Long, Long Road
- Carrie: Inside Your Heaven
- Bo: Vehicle
- Carrie: Independence Day
- Bo: Inside Your Heaven
- Carrie: Angels Brought Me Here
- Reflection on the season

(3:05:12)

The Rob and Amber wedding special. In this first segment, they begin planning the wedding, including the location and the food. They also take dancing lessons and plan each other's wedding gifts. Rob goes to NYC to buy clothes. Amber gets Rob a giant Red Sox painting for a present and takes it to Red Sox training camp to get it signed by the players. Rob gets Amber a house and furnishes it with furniture he buys on a spending frenzy at a store. They also taste the food that will be at the wedding.

Cingular commercial about Star Wars Episode III stuff you can get for your phone.

Rob and Amber wedding special (cont). Rob and Amber plan their vows, and also the drinks for the wedding.

Fox 6 news clip recapping the Final 2 performances of American Idol. There is also a news segment about texting. Oh, the technology these days.

Cheap Seats clip where a guy with a mullet bowls.

More Fox 6 news stuff about American Idol. Katrina Cravy interviews Bo Bice and Simon Cowell.

Another Cheap Seats bowling clip.

Bucks win NBA Draft Lottery. The experts predict that the Bucks will select Andrew Bogut. Which they eventually do.

Rob and Amber wedding special (cont). Rob and Amber have their bachelor and bachelorette parties, and reveal their gifts to each other. The actual wedding finally takes place.

More Fox 6 news stuff about American Idol. Katrina interviews Carrie Underwood.

(4:04:14)

Short clip of Angelina Jolie interview on Showbiz Tonight

Clip from the news where the Bucks are discussing who they are going to select with the #1 pick in the draft

Really short Around the Horn clip where Tony Kornheiser predicts Bo Bice will win American Idol

AI4 Finale
- Beach Boys montage

Short Lost clips interspersed with AI4 finale clips. Artz gets blown up! Yay!

AI4 Finale (cont.)
- Carrie sings a song
- Corey Clark spoof where Paula is hiding a secret affair with Simon
- "Reach" Ford Music video
- Simon Cowell interviewed
- Bad National Anthem singer from the audition process comes back and sings
- Carrie and Bo sing Up Where We Belong
- Reflection on Bo and Carrie's journeys
- Top ten worst auditions countdown
- Simon scandal news story. He is in love with William Hung.
- Carrie sings with Rascal Flatts
- Anthony, Anwar and Kenny G perform I Believe I Can Fly
- Jessica, Constantine, Nadia, and Kenny Wayne Shepherd perform Walk This Way
- Nikko, Scott, and George Benson sing On Broadway
- Vonzell performs with Billy Preston
- Babyface sings with Mikalah and Lindsay
- Bo sings Sweet Home Alabama with Skynyrd

Clip from the Lost Finale. Michael swims in the water after the raft is destroyed and screams Walt's name.

AI4 Finale (cont.)
- Carrie is annonced as the winner and has to sing

(5:24:40)

American Idol 4 coverage on Fox 6 news, followed by commercials.

VH1 Reality TV Secrets 2. Guest commenters include Rob Cesternino and Boston Rob
- They talk about controversy behind the American Idol voting process
- Last Comic Standing vote controversy. The judges votes were thrown out and the producers selected who advanced
- The Apprentice is discussed
- Man gambles correctly on Survivor and other reality show winners based on spoilers. OMG Survivor Sucks is shown!! This was recorded before I even knew what Sucks was.
- Commercials
- Controversy from the show The Swan about the therapist really being a doctor or not
- The Average Joe controversy where the men who auditioned were misled about the type of show they were going to be on
- America's Next Top Model eating disorder controversy
- Discussion about The Simple Life being staged and scripted
- Commercials
- Contestants talk about how they have to sign away their lives to be on these shows, and about how they can never get away from the cameras and microphones

Maury Povich
- Boy who is 7 years old and 250 pounds. His mom brags about how he can eat whatever he wants from the fridge
- Matt the giant is interviewed! He was in Big Fish and on a Howard Stern clip on tape #6 of my record tapes.

Simon Cowell special on VH1. This is really only the beginning part because the tape ends.


END OF TAPE