Tiny clip of Survivor Australian Outback. This whole tape used to be Survivor but I recorded over it.
VH1 Special: When Star Wars Ruled the World. This is mainly a behind the scenes special that goes into the casting and production of the movies and their initial reception at the theater. This first part just covers the first movie and part of the second.
Fear Factor clip where the players have to suck the juice out of these gross intestine looking things, fill a cup with the juice, and then drink it.
VH1 Special (cont). The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi are discussed.
Brief ET clip about a guy who loses 503 pounds.
VH1 Special (cont). Return of the Jedi is further discussed, as well as other post Star Wars stuff, like it's lasting effect on pop culture. Spaceballs is shown. The extreme fans are also discussed, and it shows one couple's Star Wars wedding.
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American Idol Presents: World's Worst Auditions
- Discussion about how the same mistakes are made all over the world. The contestants try to make big entrances, they forget the words, they try to bribe or flatter the judges, and they try to bend the age limit
- Brendan auditions. He is a long haired old British guy who is crazy looking and really terrible
- Screeching contestants
- Segment about how every country has a Simon
- Volatile contestants, and a guy who cries
- Funny versions of Satisfaction, Summer of '69, and Hit Me Baby One More Time
- Dino Yazzie
- Funny versions of Together Forever and Footloose
- Bad dancing montage
- Elvis impersonators, people in crazy outfits, and scantily clad chicks
- Keith sings Like a Virgin
- Bad foreign language songs montage
- Funny versions of Tainted Love and My Way
News clips. One is about Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith merchandise and another is about a nerdy girl who is suspended for some kind of plagiarism/citation reasons. She believes she is being treated unfairly.
AI: Worlds Worst Auditions (cont)
- Bad white gangsta with a warbly voice
- Unibrow guy sings Eye of the Tiger
- William Hung and other nerds are showcased
- Promo clip for AI4 finale
Bizarre clip from ABC news where a bunch of Asians are talking, and the channel is glitching. It's pretty trippy.
Clip from MPTV where a man is swimming with the dolphins. The tape is messed up here, so I think I only put this on as filler to get recorded over. The clip ends as soon as the tape clears up.
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Mad TV
- Guy hits on Bunny Swan at a bar and picks her up
- Woman pretends to be a driving instructor and forces the student driver at gunpoint to drive dangerously to evade the police. He hits a little person among other things and drives through the Gap.
Animal Planet special about Star Wars creatures. Chewbacca and the cantina aliens are discussed
CNN People special about people who hit it big in the entertainment industry. Simon Cowell is interviewed, and details of his personal life are revealed. They also talk about his fashion sense.
Animal Planet SW special (cont). The spotlight is on Yoda and the creature in the asteroid
CNN People special (cont). Mark Burnett is interviewed and they talk about his past as a red beret
APSW special (cont). The creatures at Jabba's palace and also the Ewoks are discussed
CNN People special (cont). More Mark Burnett stuff. They talk about his past as a commando nanny, and of course Survivor is discussed.
APSW special (cont). The CGI Jabba and the re-release of the original trilogy are discussed. The show also dives into the new trilogy. They talk about Watto, Jar Jar, and other creatures from the prequels.
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Short clip of Yan Can Cook. A woman named Joanne Weir comes out as a guest star and kisses Martin Yan. That's it.
FSN countdown of bizarre sports moments. I only get the last two on tape. Ranked number 2 is Randy Johnson hitting a bird while throwing a pitch. Number is the band running on the field during the Stanford/Cal game.
ET preview of the American Idol 4 finale. Bo and Carrie's parents are interviewed.
Some show called Taboo.
- Asians with the long coiled necks are shown. One chick takes the coils off for a day just to see how it looks.
- Branding, piercing, and other body modifications are discussed
AI4 Final 2 performance episode
- Bo performs first after a botched coin flip, and sings Long, Long Road
- Carrie: Inside Your Heaven
- Bo: Vehicle
- Carrie: Independence Day
- Bo: Inside Your Heaven
- Carrie: Angels Brought Me Here
- Reflection on the season
(3:05:12)
The Rob and Amber wedding special. In this first segment, they begin planning the wedding, including the location and the food. They also take dancing lessons and plan each other's wedding gifts. Rob goes to NYC to buy clothes. Amber gets Rob a giant Red Sox painting for a present and takes it to Red Sox training camp to get it signed by the players. Rob gets Amber a house and furnishes it with furniture he buys on a spending frenzy at a store. They also taste the food that will be at the wedding.
Cingular commercial about Star Wars Episode III stuff you can get for your phone.
Rob and Amber wedding special (cont). Rob and Amber plan their vows, and also the drinks for the wedding.
Fox 6 news clip recapping the Final 2 performances of American Idol. There is also a news segment about texting. Oh, the technology these days.
Cheap Seats clip where a guy with a mullet bowls.
More Fox 6 news stuff about American Idol. Katrina Cravy interviews Bo Bice and Simon Cowell.
Another Cheap Seats bowling clip.
Bucks win NBA Draft Lottery. The experts predict that the Bucks will select Andrew Bogut. Which they eventually do.
Rob and Amber wedding special (cont). Rob and Amber have their bachelor and bachelorette parties, and reveal their gifts to each other. The actual wedding finally takes place.
More Fox 6 news stuff about American Idol. Katrina interviews Carrie Underwood.
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Short clip of Angelina Jolie interview on Showbiz Tonight
Clip from the news where the Bucks are discussing who they are going to select with the #1 pick in the draft
Really short Around the Horn clip where Tony Kornheiser predicts Bo Bice will win American Idol
AI4 Finale
- Beach Boys montage
Short Lost clips interspersed with AI4 finale clips. Artz gets blown up! Yay!
AI4 Finale (cont.)
- Carrie sings a song
- Corey Clark spoof where Paula is hiding a secret affair with Simon
- "Reach" Ford Music video
- Simon Cowell interviewed
- Bad National Anthem singer from the audition process comes back and sings
- Carrie and Bo sing Up Where We Belong
- Reflection on Bo and Carrie's journeys
- Top ten worst auditions countdown
- Simon scandal news story. He is in love with William Hung.
- Carrie sings with Rascal Flatts
- Anthony, Anwar and Kenny G perform I Believe I Can Fly
- Jessica, Constantine, Nadia, and Kenny Wayne Shepherd perform Walk This Way
- Nikko, Scott, and George Benson sing On Broadway
- Vonzell performs with Billy Preston
- Babyface sings with Mikalah and Lindsay
- Bo sings Sweet Home Alabama with Skynyrd
Clip from the Lost Finale. Michael swims in the water after the raft is destroyed and screams Walt's name.
AI4 Finale (cont.)
- Carrie is annonced as the winner and has to sing
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American Idol 4 coverage on Fox 6 news, followed by commercials.
VH1 Reality TV Secrets 2. Guest commenters include Rob Cesternino and Boston Rob
- They talk about controversy behind the American Idol voting process
- Last Comic Standing vote controversy. The judges votes were thrown out and the producers selected who advanced
- The Apprentice is discussed
- Man gambles correctly on Survivor and other reality show winners based on spoilers. OMG Survivor Sucks is shown!! This was recorded before I even knew what Sucks was.
- Commercials
- Controversy from the show The Swan about the therapist really being a doctor or not
- The Average Joe controversy where the men who auditioned were misled about the type of show they were going to be on
- America's Next Top Model eating disorder controversy
- Discussion about The Simple Life being staged and scripted
- Commercials
- Contestants talk about how they have to sign away their lives to be on these shows, and about how they can never get away from the cameras and microphones
Maury Povich
- Boy who is 7 years old and 250 pounds. His mom brags about how he can eat whatever he wants from the fridge
- Matt the giant is interviewed! He was in Big Fish and on a Howard Stern clip on tape #6 of my record tapes.
Simon Cowell special on VH1. This is really only the beginning part because the tape ends.
END OF TAPE
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