Monday, July 1, 2024

2024 Movie Rankings: June




I only watched 9 movies in June, as I had a fairly busy month. As usual, I will go through these movies and select 5 of them to move onto my year end ranking, where I will rank my favorite movies of the year from worst to best. Which movies will move on, and which will be tossed to the side? Let's find out. Here are the 9 movies I watched in June:

Saw
Dune Part One
What Jennifer Did
Dune
Vacancy
Last Night
Dune Part Two
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)



Not Moving On:

A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
I've been wanting to go through and watch all the old Nightmare on Elm Street movies in order, just like I did with the Friday the 13th movies several years back. I figured, since I am a slow watcher who is easily distracted, I'd start with this one since it is a stand alone movie. I'll dive into the original series at a later time. Anyway, I remember liking this movie when it first came out. I know a lot of fans of the original movies did not like it, but I really have no loyalty to those original movies because I've only seen a couple of them (a long time ago). 

Watching it now, however, was quite painful. It felt like any other "teens getting picked off by a killer" movie, but minus anything interesting about this genre of movie. Just really hokey and uninteresting to me. It took me weeks to slog through this. It did get a little better when you find out some of the backstory of Freddie, and why this was all happening. But outside of that, it was about as "meh" of an experience that I can think of.


Vacancy
I've given this movie so many chances now. I want to like it, as the concept is pretty cool and it seems like the movie would be right up my alley. It just... doesn't do anything for me. Nothing. I wasn't feeling the tension or the stakes. I wasn't as invested as I should be in a movie like this. It just seemed very by-the-numbers to me. Another "meh" movie experience for me.

 
What Jennifer Did
This was pretty good, and it nearly cracked my top 5. I just really struggle to count a documentary as a "movie" even though it is listed on Netflix as a movie. If I didn't like anything else I watched this month, it may have made it into my top 5. But it didn't.


Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny
I came into this with low expectations, but it managed to surpass them by quite a bit. I've read nothing but bad reviews about this movie online, with people calling it "woke trash." I struggled to find anything woke about it. Maybe I just don't care enough to be perennially outraged by every tiny thing. This was certainly better than the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. I mean, light years better. It felt at times like a classic Indy movie. I liked the digital de-aging effects in the first part of the movie. Didn't seem weird or out of place at all. It was pretty cool. The movie itself is fun and interesting - although it could have trimmed off about 25 minutes or so. It started to drag big time after a while. Still, a good movie that nearly made my top 5. I'm much happier Indy has gone out like this than like he did with Crystal Skull.

Now, onto the good.


Moving On:


Dune: Part One
Get used to seeing Dune on this list, as this is the first of three Dune movies to move on. Believe it or not, I had never seen a single Dune movie before, nor had I read the books. I didn't even know what the series was about until I watched this. Luckily I watched this one first, because it lays everything out pretty well for you. I always avoided the series because I'd heard it was confusing. If you aren't paying attention, I could see why you'd think that. It's almost like a sci-fi version of Game of Thrones. 

Visually, the movie is stunning. It's well acted. It is very atmospheric. And the story is great, too. I absolutely loved it. When I was done watching, I ran out to watch....


Dune (1984)
I had to watch this before it disappeared off Netflix. This movie isn't just a part of the Dune story, it tells the whole thing. I'm glad I watched Dune: Part One first, as this movie doesn't do nearly as good a job explaining things as the former. I would have been confused as hell if this was my introduction to the series. It's David Lynch, though, so what do you expect? 

This may be my favorite Lynch movie. The special effects are great for its time, and the otherworldly weirdness of the movie just really, really works well here. This movie pretty much cemented my status as a Dune fan. 


Dune: Part Two
I thought I would have to wait forever to see this movie, as I was 37th in line when I placed a hold on it at my local library. But then I got an email the very next day that it was ready for pickup. Uh.... okay? But I'll take it.

I liked this movie a lot, but honestly it didn't "do it" for me in a way that the previous two movies did. It felt incomplete. I know it's only part two of a trilogy, but I struggled to get into this, which is a problem I didn't have with the other movies. It felt like it dragged at times, and there wasn't enough interesting things happening with the plot to really keep me engaged. I know that this movie is a critical success, and some people say it is the best science fiction movie of all time. I'll have to watch it again someday and reevaluate my stance.


Last Night
I can thank Staff Picks for once again introducing me to a movie that I never would have watched (or even heard of) without it. It tells the story of the last night on Earth. Everyone is going to be "vaporized" at midnight by an unexplained disaster. It doesn't really dive into why this is happening. It is more of a character study of what people would do on their last day of life than a sci-fi movie. 

It is a really heartfelt and touching movie, and I felt that it gives a realistic portrayal of people's behavior when they know they are going to die. Most of the characters are very calm, and they have accepted what is about to happen to them. I don't want to spoil too much of this movie, but it is something that resonated with me big time. I encourage you to run out and see it right away. A very strong contender to finish at the top of my year end ranking. 


Saw
I feel kind of silly advancing a Saw movie, as the series itself is not one I take seriously anymore. I do really love the original Saw movie, though. It tells a fun story with some strong twists and turns. There's a mystery and intrigue with what exactly is going on in this room with the two men locked up. The series has majorly gone off the rails since then, but that doesn't make this first movie any less good in my eyes. I love it. 

I do plan to watch all the other movies in the series soon and give them another chance. I know there are a few standouts in there. Stay tuned to see if any of the others make my year end ranking.



With these 5 movies advancing, here is a look at the top 30. 6 months down, 6 to go! At the end, we'll have 60 movies - 5 from each month that move on. And then I will determine my favorite. Here are the 60 that have moved on:

Old
Last Night
Doctor Sleep
A Star is Born
Mystic River
Dune (1984)
Dune: Part One
Dune: Part Two
Legends of the Fall
Cloverfield
The Shape of Water
Milo and Otis
Gerald's Game
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition
Ghost
Milk
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Four Falls of Buffalo
The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
Open Water
The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker
Dumb and Dumber
The Skeleton Key
The Illusionist
The Prestige
Rear Window
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition
The Disaster Artist
Saw
Halloween


Past rankings:


2024 Things (June)





6.1.24: Watched 1 episode of The Fall of the House of Usher (1.03). Watched 3 episodes of The Challenge: All Stars (2.09, 2.10 and 4.01). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 173).

6.2.24: Watched movie: Saw. Listened to 1 episode of the Survivor Historians podcast (ep 68). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (22.08). Watched 1 episode of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 6). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Mike Clarke Interview). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule podcast (ep 236). 

6.3.24: nothing

6.4.24: Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge All Stars (4.02 and 4.03).

6.5.24: Finished video game: Kirby's Dream Land. Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (22.09 and 22.10). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 7). Watched movie: What Jennifer Did. Watched movie: Dune Part One. Watched 1 episode of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (1.03).

6.6.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.04). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.01). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (In the Tall Grass Movie Review). 

6.7.24: Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (22.11 and 22.12). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.05). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 8). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (ep 32). Watched 1 episode of Star Wars: The Acolyte (1.01). 

6.8.24: Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge All Stars (4.06 and 4.07). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (22.13). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.02).

6.9.24: Watched 1 episode of Star Wars: The Acolyte (1.02). Watched 1 episode of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (1.04). Watched 1 episode of The Fall of the House of Usher (1.04). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.03). Listened to 1 episode of Cartridge Club (CC Weekly #63). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule podcast (ep 237). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 9). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming (ep 44). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club (Castle Rock Season Two Review). Listened to episode of Retrograde (ep 175).  

6.10.24: Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks (Harold and Maude). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.04). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC Portable #4). Listened to 1 episode of The Stephen King Cast (ep 64). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e11).

6.11.24: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (22.14). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Best Ways to Play Your Retro Games!). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.05). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.08).

6.12.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.09). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro podcast (Christian Laursen Interview). Watched 1 episode of The Fall of the House of Usher (1.05). Finished video game: Resident Evil 5. Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.01). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.06).

6.13.24: Finished video game: Sonic Superstars. Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.10). Watched 2 episodes of Scavenger's Reign (1.07 and 1.08). Listened to 1 episode of Survivor Historians podcast (ep 69). Watched movie: Dune. Watched 1 episode of Star Wars: The Acolyte (1.03). 

6.14.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.11). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 176). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.02). Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.09).

6.15.24: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Fraser C Heston's Needful Things). Watched 1 episode of The Fall of the House of Usher (1.06). Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (23.03 and 23.04). Watched 1 episode of Missing: Dead or Alive? (ep 1). Watched 2 episodes of Scavenger's Reign (1.10 and 1.11). Watched 1 episode of Jurassic World: Chaos Theory (1.05).

6.16.24: Watched 1 episode of Scavenger's Reign (1.12). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 10). Watched 2 episodes of The Fall of the House of Usher (1.07 and 1.08).

6.17.24: Watched 1 episode of Missing: Dead or Alive? (ep 2). Watched 1 episode of The Boys (4.01). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 11).

6.18.24: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Doctor Sleep Movie Review with The Newton brothers). Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (23.05 and 23.06). Watched 1 episode of The Boys (4.02).

6.19.24: Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks (Clue). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge All Stars (4.12). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.07). Finished video game: Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga. Watched 1 episode of The Boys (4.03).

6.20.24: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.08). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (39.00). Watched 1 episode of Missing: Dead or Alive? (ep 3). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks (Ernest Goes to Camp). Watched 1 episode of The Boys (4.04). 

6.21.24: Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Retro Gaming Bunker Challenge - Best Multiplayer Games). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.09). Watched 1 episode of Star Wars: The Acolyte (1.04). Watched 1 episode of Missing: Dead or Alive? (ep 4). Watched 1 episode of Fear the Walking Dead (8.01).

6.22.24: Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (23.10 and 23.11). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e12).

6.23.24: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.12). Listened to 1 episode of The 7th Rule podcast (ep 238). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 12). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 177). Watched 1 episode of Fear the Walking Dead (8.02).

6.24.24: Watched 1 episode of Fear the Walking Dead (8.03). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Doctor Sleep). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Half-Life 2). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e13). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (Indie Movie Mega-Review Part 2).

6.25.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (39.01). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club podcast (ep 129). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.13). Watched 1 episode of Fear the Walking Dead (8.04). Watched movie: Vacancy.

6.26.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (39.02). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 178). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (23.14). Watched 1 episode of Star Wars: The Acolyte (1.05).

6.27.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (39.03). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks (Last Night). 

6.28.24: Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (23.15 and 23.16). Watched movie: Last Night. Watched 1 episode of The Boys (4.05). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (39.04). Watched movie: Dune Part Two. Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 13).

6.29.24: Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Dr. David Doak Interview). Watched 1 episode of Fear the Walking Dead (8.05).

6.30.24: Watched movie: Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 179). Watched movie: A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).


Favorite activities:
22 episodes of Survivor watched
19 episodes of The Challenge watched
12 episodes of Scavenger's Reign watched
9 movies watched
8 episodes of Dynasty Happy Hour listened to
6 episodes of The Fall of the House of Usher watched
6 episodes of The Retrograde podcast listened to
Several other things with 5



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