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World's Craziest Videos
- Funny fishing clips
- Bloopers from British TV shows
- Daredevil tries to drive up a ramp and launch himself onto a roof, but smashes into the side of the building instead
Mad TV
- Political Idol. Politicians come up on stage and try to impress a panel of judges, like American Idol
- Family Feud spoof. Lord of the Rings vs Cold Mountain
Three fat guys singing awful country music on MPTV
(15:36)
COPS
- Mexican guy is pulled over, and there are drugs in his car. He is arrested. Nothing special. The police are very polite and supportive of the guy though. They want to get him some help.
- Man shoots a thief with his own gun while the thief is breaking into a house
*I didn't edit out commercials here. Sorry. There are many campaign ads*
COPS resumes
- White guy with a warrant is caught hiding out in a basement
- After some more commercials, we come to a new COPS clip. In this one, a vehicle leads the police on a long chase. The driver fires shots at the cops through the window. Eventually, he crashes through a fence, and tries to get out and flee on foot. He doesn't make it far.
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Beavis and Butthead. This is the episode where the boys want beards, so they cut hair off of their heads and glue it to their faces. Also in this episode, they get sent back in school for being so stupid. Black Hole Sun is one of the videos they watch in this episode.
*A random Maury Povich clip appears in the commercials. Maury talks to two little black girls with cherubism.. They have giant cheeks and jaws. After this clip, the tape finishes the aforementioned Beavis and Butthead episode*
Beavis and Butthead. Career Day episode where they are mall cops for the day. Also in this episode, "Todd" comes in and takes over Beavis and Butthead's house.
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AFV.
- Man gets his face pushed into a giant cake
- Boy leaps over catcher at home plate
- Guy pulls off gown and reveals Spider Man outfit at graduation
- Football player pulled down by his underwear
- Sports players knock over trophies while celebrating and break them
- Boy tries to jump on a skateboard on a trampoline and it makes the skateboard launch into the air. It breaks a window on his third attempt.
- Dog attacks a leaf blower
- Baby makes funny eyes when lights are turned off and on
- Boy falls head first
- Kid walks into a sliding glass door
- Guy smashes his behind while pulling a jet ski onto the back of a truck
- Little boy pukes on birthday cake
- Montage of clips about people snoring
- Dog pulls a little kid around the house by his pant leg
- Man jumps out of a garbage can and scares people
- Cat makes funny chattering sounds
- Woman's chair breaks under her weight
- Old grandma riding a mini bike wipes out
- Dude wrecks himself trying to skate down a handrail
- Man puts butterflies on his neck and laughs because it's ticklish
- What's that dog looking at?
- Fire hose accidentally goes off and sprays fire fighters
- Rooster crowing scares a person in bed
- Funny wedding clips
- Man lets a crab latch on to his nipple
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Ripley's Believe It or Not
- Sheep given prosthetic legs
- Woman catches flesh eating bacteria on a camping trip. This is really gross. She has to have many "pieces" amputated.
- Man removes nails from the wall using his teeth
- Armor made out of hair
- Female dentist does her own root canal
- Fake three foot grasshoppers
Video Game Mods on MTV. This is lame. It's a bunch of video game characters dancing to rap music.
Clip of Hilton Griswold singing
Maury Povich. Fat woman and small man get married. The Rapping Granny catches the bouquet at the wedding. How random.
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Judge Judy.
- Woman sues her chauffeur. I don't really know what's going on here because it's only half an episode. It's not that great anyway.
- Black families sue each other because the son of the defendant stole the plaintiff's phone and gave it to his girlfriend, who ran up the bill.
- DJ sues man whose equipment is broken in a fight at his wedding
Beavis and Butthead. Vending machine steals the boys' money. Butthead panhandles money, and spends it all on nachos for himself, which he does not share with Beavis.
(2:32:35)
Judge Judy
- Woman sues her ex and ends up storming out of the court room. I always think it's hilarious when people storm out on judge TV shows
*in the commercials, there is a clip from Inside Edition when Ashlee Simpson was caught lip synching*
Judge Judy (cont)
- Albino black girl sues a former friend for keying her car and for handing out fliers degrading her.
Johnny Damon is interviewed on Dave Letterman after the Red Sox rally from a 3-0 deficit to beat the Yankees in the ALDS, and then win the World Series.
(3:08:06)
Outrageous Behavior
- New Zealand man tries to catapult a woman into the next yard over and fails miserably
- A young couple getting married digs around in a pile of manure for the ring
- Speeding truck wipes out as it goes over a bumpy hill
- Man wakes up mom by playing his guitar loudly and shouting at her bedside
- Dude holds world record for kicking himself in the head
- Land diving
- Man crashes his dirtbike in an arena and it keeps going without him
- Man pretends to fall off a bridge while getting his picture taken
- English streakers arrested on a college campus
- Bike racer flips out and cusses up a storm when his bike breaks down in the middle of a race
- Number holding girl at a boxing match messes up repeatedly
- Car pulls a couch on a skateboard behind it. With people on it.
- Man blows up, with explosives, fruit that is placed on his head
World's Craziest Videos
- News reporter mishaps
- Extreme sporting mishaps
- British cooking show mishaps
- Funny foreign neutering commercial
- Clips of people trying to show off, and getting owned
- Funny sibling clips. In one of them, a boy picks his nose and puts it on his baby brother
- What's Gonna Happen Next?
- Dancing snowmen look like they're having sex
Rod Stewart interviewed on "Entertainers" with Byron Allen
(3:53:07)
The Thrills perform on Jay Leno
COPS
- This clip begins in the middle of a segment. A Mexican gang member is getting arrested for drug possession and also he had a fake gun. Nothing too special.
- This one takes place in Maui. A cop is flagged down while making a traffic stop. He runs over to where a fight is taking place. A gay man with HIV is trying to hit this weird bald dude with a shovel. Win.
- Crazy feminine drug addict who is hiding in a building runs out of the window and screams
- Assault call. Cops arrest a man who beat up a pregnant woman.
- Police confront homeless paint huffing man. I love these guys!
- Man accidentally shoots best friend in the head
- Man in a car gets tazered but keeps on driving. He leads the cops on a long chase before he bails out of the vehicle and gets taken down
Outrageous Game Show Moments
- Old Wheel of Fortune host falls down while making his entrance
- Other host mess ups
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COPS
- Violent white trash dude tazered while fighting. He's in a chair.
- Young black man dressed in a red shirt is tazered and arrested in a restaurant. He had drugs and also a gun on him.
- Jersey cop pulls over two guys in a car who are buying drugs and arrests them
- Black man named Kevin hides under a mattress from the police. It's funny looking, the mattress being all raised up. It was so obvious he was hiding under there. Did he think no one would notice?
- Crazed white man with long hair steals a kids bike and hides from the police in a shed
Conan O'Brien. Camera zooms in on a man in the audience who refuses to laugh. Conan spills NBC secrets. Other summer sweeps gimmicks. Gun toting, Nascar driving Jesus.
(5:13:04)
Maury
- Small boy mauled by a dog, and is now blind and severely disfigured. Lee Ann Rhimes gives him a drum set.
- Woman's scalp ripped from her skull by a machine at a factory
- Boy in a wheelchair is made fun of at school. Anthony the A-Train Thomas invites him to a Chicago Bears game and gives him free Bears paraphernalia
- Boy has a gigantic purple birthmark on his face. A port wine stain, they call it. He also gets free things.
Late Night with David Letterman. Creepy George W. Bush eyebrow. Also, Dave interviews Paul Reubens (Pee Wee) and Evangeline Lilly
Conan O'Brien skit where he unveils new state quarters
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Jay-Z "Can I Get A...." music video from the Rush Hour soundtrack
Street Smarts. Jerri Manthey and Alex Bell from Survivor square off. This must have taken place shortly after All Stars because they keep making cracks about it. This cuts out about midway through the episode and resumes on the next tape.
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