Video Game Review #510: Himno

Himno

PlayStation 4

Nostalgia Factor:

I'm gonna be real here: I only downloaded this game because it contains an easy platinum trophy. I used to care a lot about my PlayStation Network trophies. I suppose I still kind of do. I haven't had much time to play games lately so I've found myself slipping in the trophy standings. Figured I should play a game with an easy platinum trophy to boost myself in the standings a little bit. Plus this game was cheap on the PlayStation store. I think I got it for, like, a dollar. If that. 

Cheap game, easy platinum: count me in. But would the game be any good? That's what we are here to find out.

Story:

If this game has a story, none of it is explained in-game. You're immediately thrust into action with no explanation of what is going on whatsoever. You never find out either, as this game does not have an ending.

Gameplay:

When the game starts, you are given no guidance on what you are supposed to do. You are shown the controls, and that's about it. The game says: off you go!

This is a 2D side scrolling platformer. The controls are pretty good, and easy to get a hang of. Your little character runs, jumps, wall climbs, dashes, and double jumps all around these levels with the greatest of ease. 

With no guidance, it is up to you, the player, to figure out what you are supposed to do next. You'll quickly notice that there are no enemies. It's also very dark. When I first started playing, I found myself jumping and climbing upwards, not sure what I was supposed to be doing. I was collecting all kinds of little jewels and collectibles as I ran. I was lighting little camp fires, too. But what did any of this mean? What was I supposed to do?

Eventually I noticed a little door, which looked like it was filled with television static or something. I entered it, and it took me to an area titled District 2. I blindly made my way through this level, not really uncovering anything interesting until I found another static door. I entered it. Now I was in District 3.

I paused the game and came to the internet for help. Just what exactly was I supposed to be doing? Turns out, I was doing what I was supposed to be doing. Apparently this game is filled with a limitless number of randomly generated stages, or Districts. The goal of the game is to complete as many of these stages as possible before falling in the water and dying. Your end objective is to reach the highest number of District as you possibly can.

That's it. That's the point of the game. Just explore the levels and keep finding those grey static doors. Rinse and repeat, times infinity.

Well, that's fun... not!

No enemies to fight, no storyline to follow? You can't even beat the game? Eh. I quickly discovered that this was not a game that was meant for me. I liked the controls and I liked some of the ideas of the game, but I just didn't find it to be very fun. Everything is too dark. You can barely see where you are going. I always felt like I was faced with a situation where I had to make a leap of faith, because I had explored the entire level and couldn't find the static door. You know where that leap would take me? Right into the water and to my death. As easy as it sounds to just make it from District to District, especially with no enemies to contend with, it is much harder. I was getting hit with fluke or unfair deaths left and right. I couldn't see shit. It got to the point, and quickly, that I didn't want to play the game anymore.

Luckily it only took me 38 minutes or so to get the platinum trophy. I told you it was an easy one. I guess all you have to do is make it to District 6 and complete some other small menial tasks to get the trophy. Works for me!

Graphics:

Just look at these screenshots. Can you figure out anything that is going on in the game from these? I didn't think so. It doesn't look much better in-game, either. Now, I am no graphics snob. I just want a game to be fun. So I will go easy on this game's look. It's simplistic, it leaves a lot to the imagination. All of that can be forgiven.

What can't be forgiven is how fucking dark the game is. Half the challenge of the game is simply just seeing where you are supposed to go next. I can't tell you how many times I got stuck on a stage in this game, because I couldn't even see a logical way to proceed. Everything is so damn dark. This is a game that forces you into taking a lot of leap of faiths. More often than not, I found myself dying as a result of them. I don't think I made it much farther than District 10, but if I could see better, I could have made it much farther in the game. It is an active hindrance, and one that I am not sure I can forgive.

Sound:

I guess this game sounds okay. It's mostly ambient sound effects and "relaxing" music, like something you would fall asleep to. There's no dialogue or anything memorable about the music itself. It does what it sets out to do. 

Overall:

This is a tricky one. Games are generally easier to review when you have a strong opinion about them one way or the other. That didn't happen here. I didn't necessarily like or dislike this one. I'm indifferent. And that's not a good thing.

I can see the appeal of this game. It is marketed as a soothing or relaxing game. Pop this in when you're stressed out or you can't sleep. It has a calming feel to it. No combat, quiet music and sound effects. Just pure exploration.

At the same time, it is boring. And repetitive. All the levels look the same. The end goal never changes. Explore the stage and find the door to the exit. How many times can you do that before you start to get bored? The boredom set in very, very quickly for me.

I also feel the game is fundamentally flawed in many ways. It lacks direction. It's too dark. You can barely see anything. I found all of my playthroughs where I was making good progress derailed by having to make "leaps of faith" and then winding up in the water and then having to start the whole thing over again.

Meh. I'm not going to say this game is a complete failure or anything. I'm sure there is a market for this somewhere. It's just not for me. Thanks for the easy platinum trophy, Himno. I look forward to never playing you again.

THE GRADE:

D

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Video Game Review #509: Yoshi's Story

Yoshi's Story

Nintendo 64

I'm certain I rented Yoshi's Story when it first came out in 1998. But do I remember much, if anything, about it? Not really. My memories of playing the game are as vague as vague can be. I remember liking it, but not much else.

I've been in a bit of a video game playing rut lately, so I decided to come back to this game and check it out because I know it is short. Is the game any good here in the year 2024, or did I lose all memories of this game for a reason? Let's dive in.

Story:

This game at least attempts to tell you a good story. I appreciate the creativity, like how the events are read to you from a pop-out children's book. Unfortunately, the story just isn't very good. Fortunately, this is an action platformer so the story doesn't really matter.

In the story, Baby Bowser attacks Yoshi's Island and steals the Happy Fruit Tree from the island. Six Yoshi eggs hatch after surviving the attack, and they proceed to make their way through the game's stages in order to fight Baby Bowser and get the tree back.

Gameplay:

This is a very easy game to pick up and play. In fact, I could just stop at this is a very easy game. Why? Because it is very easy. When the game starts up, you are given a choice of six different colored Yoshis to pick from. What's the difference, aside from their colors? Not much of anything. They all have the same abilities and handle exactly the same, at least from what I experienced.

You have to make your way through six stages before you fight Baby Bowser at the end of the game. Just six stages? That's right. I found myself beating this game in no time whatsoever. Not even two hours. I guess there are other paths you can take when you play the game again, resulting in different levels you can play through. These extra levels are unlocked by finding hearts, or some bullshit. Each of the six "zones" ends up with three or four different stages to pick from. Why they didn't just include these as part of the main quest, since the game is so short, I have no idea. I came back and played through a bunch of these levels, but ended up quitting when one of them (the one with the springs) glitched out on me.

Basic gameplay consists of walking forward, jumping, and eating things with your long Yoshi tongue. You can also perform a ground pound and hold the jump button in mid-air to "float" forward. It's all very easy to get a hang of. Oh, I almost forgot how you can pick up eggs from time to time and launch them at your enemies.

Unlike most games, you aren't just looking for the level exit. What you have to do is collect enough fruits that are hidden around the level. Once you reach the needed number of fruits, the level ends and you move onto the next one. As I mentioned earlier, this is a very easy game. I only died once the entire time I played it, and that is because I mistimed a jump and ended up falling into a pit. Otherwise, I made it through the game almost completely unscathed. When you lose a life, you must select a different colored Yoshi to play as. What happens when you run out of Yoshis to pick from? I don't know, I never died that may times.

All in all, this was a fun little game. Its shortness and ease of difficulty hurts it a little bit, but while I was playing it I was never not enjoying myself. 

Graphics:

This is a pretty darn good looking Nintendo 64 game. The presentation is top-notch, with its children's pop-out book story sequences. The game's colors and worlds are bright and colorful and full of life. Stages look like a mix between Paper Mario and Kirby's Epic Yarn. It's like a child's play time fantasy come to life.

In fact, the whole thing seems extra geared towards kids, much more so than other Mario or Nintendo games. That may explain the easiness and extreme shortness of the game. They want it to be kid-friendly, and for you to be able to beat it in one sitting.

Sound:

The game sounds good, I suppose. I only say "I suppose" because I just finished it yesterday and, thinking back, I can't even remember one single stage theme from the game. What I can remember is the silly, nonsensical Yoshi singing that plays during the game's introduction, and in-between some of the stages during the story sequences. Again - it is very clear this game is for kids.

That said, all the sound effects fit the action of the game perfectly. The sound that Yoshi makes when he sticks his tongue out is present in full force in this game. One of my favorite video game sound effects. I don't really have any complaints in this department.

Overall:

Now I know why I couldn't remember a single dang thing about this game: it's just not very memorable. It's too short, it's too easy, and I probably beat the whole thing in one day before never playing it again. 

It's not a bad game, though. It's enjoyable while it lasts. It's just not particularly memorable. There's not enough substance to the game to make it stand out in your head. No challenge, no real stand out stages or game events. There aren't even any minigames or anything to break up the action. It's all just very simple, easy, and - as I said before - geared towards little children.

Not that there is anything wrong with that. I'm glad this is a kid friendly game. Little kids need games geared towards them, too, that aren't frustrating and are easy to pick up and complete. So in that way, the game is a success. But to me, there's just not much about it that makes it stand out from the crowd. Will I be returning to this game at any point in the future? Probably not.

I'm going to give it a C+ because I feel it is definitely an above average game. As I said, it's not bad. But that's about as far as I am willing to go.

THE GRADE:

C+

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2024 Movie Rankings: April

This was an eventful month of movie watching, as I watched 14 movies in the month of April. As usual, I will go through these movies and select 5 of them to move onto my year end ranking, where I rank my favorite movies of the year from worst to best. Which movies will move on, and which will be tossed to the side? Let's find out.

But first: here are the 14 movies I watched in the month of April:

Batman Returns

Frailty

The Wicker Man

The Road

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition

The Shape of Water

Milo and Otis

Halloween 

Halloween 2

Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Parasite

Dumb and Dumber

Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers

Not moving on:

Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

This should come as a surprise to no one. This movie irked me so much that I actually took the time to write an entire blog entry on how much of a disappointment it was to me. Check it out.

Frailty

I wish I liked this movie more, because its premise is very interesting. But for some reason I found it to be very dull and mundane. You know the phrase "it didn't do anything for me?" That's how I feel about this movie. It did nothing for me. Nothing.

Halloween 2, 4, and 5

Yes, I am currently watching all these movies in order in case you can't tell. And no, I am not skipping the third one. I just can't find it anywhere on streaming. I'll come back to it in due time. Anyway, while the first Halloween movie is considered a great classic, the sequels are generally not appreciated as much. I actually like the sequels a lot, but they are simply not quite good enough to crack my top 5. This is nothing against them.

The Road

This is a movie you can really only watch effectively one time. The first time I ever saw this, I remember it being very disturbing, and it had a giant effect on me. I've seen it twice since then, and each time I like it a little bit less. That's not to say it is not a good movie or it's not disturbing. But when you know what's coming, it softens the impact quite a bit and makes it not as memorable.

Batman Returns

I was obsessed with this movie as a kid, watching it on an endless loop on VHS. I haven't seen it in a good long time as an adult. It's still a fun movie, I love how dark and atmospheric it is. The Penguin and Catwoman are great villains, and of course Michael Keaton is the best Batman. Unfortunately it is not quite good enough to crack my top 5. Plus I kept falling asleep while watching this. It took me about 5 installments to make it through the movie.

The Wicker Man

I saw this for the first time a few years ago, and I remember loving the movie and its gut punch ending. While there is a lot of value to this movie on re-watch, I have to say it loses a lot of its impact when you know what is coming.

Parasite

This one almost mad my top 5. It is such a well-made movie with a clever premise. I have mixed feelings on the movie, though. While it is entertaining and flies by quickly, the ending has always been a letdown to me. It leaves me empty, wanting a better ending after the movie itself was so good. It just doesn't make sense to me that the dad would suddenly murder someone in the middle of a party. Why, because the other guy said he smelled and hurt his feelings? I suppose it makes sense he'd end up hiding in the house, like the previous family, so there is some karma there. But eh. Maybe I need to read more about this movie to see if I'm the only one who thinks this way about it. Or maybe I'll read something that can change my mind.

Moving On:

Dumb and Dumber

This is another childhood favorite I used to watch on an endless VHS loop when I was a kid. I could quote nearly every line in this movie. That said, I haven't sat down and watched the whole thing in, geez, 10 years. I noticed it was leaving Netflix at the end of April, so I threw it on, not expecting much. Turns out the movie is just as good as it was when I was a kid. The jokes are still fresh, the ridiculous characters are still entertaining. I had fun the entire time through this movie, and the time went by so quickly! The movie just flew by, I was having such a fun time watching it.

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition

This may be my single favorite Lord of the Rings movie, so there should be no surprise it cracks my top 5.

Halloween

The OG Halloween is clearly the best in the franchise. I've listened to a few podcasts that discuss this movie recently, so I decided to dive in and watch them all in order. I definitely like the first one the most. It establishes Michael and Haddonfield. And of course Dr Loomis's performance is amazing. Great soundtrack, great suspense. Just an all around terrific horror movie.

Milo and Otis

I know there are rumors of a lot of animal cruelty on the set of this movie, so I probably shouldn't like it as much as I do. But I can't help it. I grew up with this movie in the pre-Internet age and fell in love with it as a kid. My son has been big on watching things with animals in it lately, so I showed it to him and got to watch him fall in love with it too. Proud dad moment. Such a fun movie with a lot of interesting animals in it. Big feeling of adventure and getting lost in an unfamiliar land. One of my all time favs.

The Shape of Water

I've seen this movie a few times in the past, and I've never been too impressed by it. I decided to watch it here in 2024 because my son picked it off the shelf at the library and handed it to me. He told me I should watch. So I checked it out and brought it home. Turns out, I really did enjoy the movie this time around. It's so well-filmed. The cinematography is beautiful. I love the music, the acting, the set pieces, everything. I completely lost myself in this movie, it was so good. I am still not quite sure I completely buy the love story with the fish creature, but I was able to push aside those thoughts and just enjoy the movie for what it is. This is definitely a contender to finish high in my year-end ranking.

With these 5 movies advancing, here is a look at the top 20. 4 months down, 8 to go! At the end, we'll have 60 movies - 5 from each month that move on. And then I will determine my favorite.

Old

A Star is Born

Mystic River

Legends of the Fall

Cloverfield

The Shape of Water

Milo and Otis

Gerald's Game

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition

Milk

Fried Green Tomatoes

The Four Falls of Buffalo

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Open Water

Dumb and Dumber

The Skeleton Key

The Illusionist

The Prestige

Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition

Halloween

Past rankings:

January

February

March

2024 things (April)

January 2024

February 2024

March 2024

4.1.24: Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.08). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.29). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (The Skeleton Key). Listened to 1 episode of the Stephen King Cast (ep 60). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e04).

4.2.24: Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.05). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 347). Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.05). Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (ep 6). 

4.3.24: Watched 1 episode of American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing (01.03). Watched movie: Batman Returns. Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.06). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 393). 

4.4.24: Watched 1 episode of X-Men 97 (ep 4). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (The Wicker Man). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.00). Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.06). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.06). 

4.5.24: Watched 2 episodes of The Amazing Race (11.07 and 11.08). Watched movie: The Wicker Man 1973. 

4.6.24: Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.09). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Taipei). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming podcast (ep 42 Part 2).

4.7.24: Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.01). Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.10). Finished video game: Dead Space. Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (ep 28). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 164). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (4/3/24 episode). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Desert Island Diskettes - 5 Must Have Retro Games). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC extra #7). 

4.8.24: Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Whoa, It: Chapter Two is Gonna Be Really Long). Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 1).  Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (Phantasm). 

4.9.24: Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.03). Watched 2 episodes of The Amazing Race (11.11 and 11.12). Listened to 2 episodes of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 2 and 3). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 165). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule Podcast (ep 229). Listened to 1 episode of the Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 394).

4.10.24: Listened to 2 episodes of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 4 and ep5). Watched 1 episode of X-Men 97 (ep 5). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits podcast (ep 34). Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.13). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.01). Watched movie: The Road.

4.11.24: Listened to 1 episode of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 6). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.30). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.07). Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.04). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC Weekly #57). 

4.12.24: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming podcast (Game Launch Edition: FFVII Rebirth). Listened to 1 episode of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 7).Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.02). Watched movie: Frailty.

4.13.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.03). Listened to 1 episode of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 8). Listened to 1 Staff Picks podcast episode (Frailty). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (BONUS - Freaky Friday Mushroom Mashup!). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC Weekly #58). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Washington DC). Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.05).

4.14.24: Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro podcast (ep 45). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (ep 29). Listened to 2 episodes of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 9 and ep 10). Watched 1 episode of Homicide New York (1.02).

4.15.24: Watched movie: The Shape of Water. Listened to 2 episodes of Museum of the Missing podcast (ep 11 and ep 12). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Needful Things Pt. 1). Listened to 1 episode of the Stephen King Cast (ep 61). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 166). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule Podcast (ep 230). 

4.16.24: Watched 2 episodes of Wednesday (1.06 and 1.07). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.04). Listened to 1 episode of the Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 395). 

4.17.24: Watched 1 episode of X-Men '97 (ep 6). Watched movie: Milo and Otis.

4.18.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.05). Watched 1 episode of Fallout (1.01). Watched 1 episode of Wednesday (1.08). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (Halloween). Watched movie: Halloween. Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.08).

4.19.24: Watched movie: Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.06). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Walker - DMA Design).  Listened to 2 episodes of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 346 and ep 1). Listened to 1 episode of Fathom podcast (e1).

4.20.24: Watched movie: Halloween 2. Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.07). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (4/18/24 ep). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 345). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 167). Watched 1 episode of Homicide New York (1.01).

4.21.24: Listened to 1 episode of Post Show Recaps (One Last Post Show Recap: Leftovers s01e05). Watched 1 episode of Fallout (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Fathom podcast (e2). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 168). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e05). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Mumbai).

4.22.24: Watched movie: Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers. Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 344). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (Indie Movie Review: Chasing Molly). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC extra #8). 

4.23.24: Finished video game: Jeopardy. Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule Podcast (ep 231). Watched 1 episode of Homicide New York (1.03). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.08). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.31). Watched 1 episode of Fallout (1.03).

4.24.24: Watched 1 episode of Homicide New York (1.04). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.32). Watched movie: Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King Extended Edition. Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.09). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (The Story of Doom and Quake). Listened to 1 episode of the Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 396). Watched 1 episode of X-Men '97 (ep 7). 

4.25.24: Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (History of the World, Part 1). Watched 2 episodes of Fallout (1.04 and 1.05). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge (38.10). Listened to 1 episode of The Losers Club podcast (Bag of Bones: It Chapter Two Edition). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Arcade Attack Radio - Dylan's Driving Mix).

4.26.24: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.09). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (At the Movies Edition: It Chapter Two). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (4/25/24 ep). Watched 1 episode of Fallout (1.06).

4.27.24: Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 169). Watched 3 episodes of The Challenge (38.11 and 38.12 and 38.13). Finished video game: Rygar for arcade. Watched 1 episode of Homicide New York (1.05). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Scotland). Watched 2 episodes of Fallout (1.07 and 1.08). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (4/26/24 ep).

4.28.24: Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.33). Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (s03e06). Listened to 1 episode of the Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 397). Watched movie: (Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers).

4.29.24: Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.34). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (David Ayers Suicide Squad). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (4/28/24 ep). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule Podcast (ep 232). Listened to 1 episode of the Cartridge Club podcast (CC Weekly #59). Listened to 1 episode of The Retrograde podcast (ep 174). 

4.30.24: Watched movie: Dumb and Dumber. Watched 2 episodes of The Challenge (38.14 and 38.15). Watched movie: Parasite.

Most popular things for April:

16 episodes of The Challenge watched

14 movies watched

12 episodes of Museum of the Missing podcast played

10 episodes of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast played

9 episodes of The Amazing Race watched

8 episodes of The Retrograde podcast played

8 episodes of Wednesday watched

8 episodes of Fallout watched

6 episodes of Staff Picks podcast played

6 episodes of Death Note watched

5 episodes of Collateral Cinema podcast played

5 episodes of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast played

5 episodes of The Cartridge Club podcast played

5 episodes of Homicide New York watched

Video Game Review #508: Rygar

Rygar

Arcade

Nostalgia Factor:

I haven't played Rygar in nearly 30 years. I remember enjoying the game when I was a kid - both the Nintendo and the arcade versions of the game. I remember them being distinctly different. The arcade game was more of a straightforward side-scroller, and the NES version was a Metroid-like title where you could backtrack and get lost. As much as I enjoyed these games, I never really got to play them. I encountered the arcade unit in the wild only once or twice. I played the NES version at a friend's house once or twice. I was never able to truly dive into either game.

Now that I finally have the means to do so, I have decided to revisit these games. I will play the NES version sometime in the future. But for now - the arcade version. 

Story:

The game starts with a screen that says:

"4.5 billion years have passed since Earth's creation. Many dominators have ruled in all their glory, but time was their greatest enemy and it defeated their reign. And now a new dominator's reign begins..."

And then you are thrown into the game - a 2D side-scroller with a fantasy setting. No explanation of who you are, what you are doing, or who you are fighting. Nothing. 

Gameplay:

This is a very simple game. You move left and right on the screen. You jump. You attack with your weapon, a circley-looking blade thing on a chain. If you get hit one time, you die. Yes, it is one of those games. The good news is that enemies are fairly easy to beat, going down with just a hit or two.

The main goal of the game is to make it through 27 levels. You can get through most of these levels pretty quickly, like within a minute or two. You see your progress on a little tiny bar on the bottom right of the screen. You can rush through things and try to muscle your way to the end of the level. But like I said - one hit kills you. But you do pick up right where you left off. There is no backtracking or having to replay areas. That is nice. If you are emulating and have unlimited quarters, you can just keep pumping them in and pushing forward. You'll get there eventually. I can only imagine in the actual arcade this would be much more difficult. I can't imagine ever beating it, as I normally had no more than a few dollars of quarters at a time. I imagine you have to play in a more strategic fashion, being careful not to get hit as you slowly make your way through the level.

Enemies come at you from all over the place. Above you, below you, in front of you, behind you. You can't let your guard down for a second or you can find yourself overwhelmed. This is a game where fast reflexes will suit you well. Otherwise you may find yourself getting frustrated quickly. But like I said - if you die, you start pretty much right where you left off. So while the game is tough, it is completely doable. Sort of.

Here is the twist. After level 21, the game doesn't let you continue anymore. It doesn't matter how many quarters you put in. So if you only have one or two lives left, you have to beat the game on those remaining lives. If you lose them, you have to start the ENTIRE game over again. What. While I won't say that beating the game under these conditions is necessarily impossible, it is certainly not something I would have the time or the patience for. I have no problem admitting that I used save states to cheese my way through the last part of the game. If the game is going to play dirty, I am going to play dirty too.

Graphics:

This game looks fine, I guess. No, let me take that back. It doesn't look great. It looks very primitive. I have a feeling they were going for kind of a Rastan vibe here, but I don't think they succeeded. I suppose I should fact check to see which game came out first, but who are we kidding? I don't do research here.

I do give the game props for the sunset stages. Just thinking of the word Rygar immediately brings those background colors to the forefront of my mind. Very iconic. It's too bad the rest of the game looks like it was done in MS paint. I'm kidding, I'm kidding. It's not that bad. But it almost is.

Sound:

Don't expect much from the game's music. All 27 stages consist of the same one or two songs the entire way. And they aren't even that good! The music that plays when you beat the game is a real eardrum-piercer, too. Seriously, WTF?

Overall:

Meh. This game was really just not my cup of tea. It's a shame, because I really remember enjoying it when I was a kid. Oh well. At least I have the NES version to look forward to. I am almost certain I'll like that version much better. But this one? I didn't particularly care for it.

I'm not going to say that this is some terrible, trash game. There's some kind of value here if you are into this kind of thing, or if you have nostalgia for it. That said, I didn't like it much. Now that I've beaten the game for the purposes of this review, I am probably done with it for life. I don't see a reason to come back.

THE GRADE:

D+

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Video Game Review #507: Jeopardy!

Jeopardy!

PC

Nostalgia Factor:

Back in the 1990s, my family had a home computer with a very limited number of games on it. One of those games was Jeopardy! I was always a big fan of the show, catching it on TV every day after I would get home from school. I never knew most of the answers, but I still enjoyed watching the show and playing along at home. Of course, I naturally gravitated towards this game as soon as we got it.

While I wouldn't say I was an expert or anything, I played the game enough to become pretty decent at it. I'd beat the computer more often than not. Sometimes I'd play against family and friends, and I would usually win there, too (unless I was playing my stepbrother Joe). One category I excelled at was anything to do with the Bible, as I was in Christian grade school at the time. Nowadays, it is one of my worst categories, but back then, I would sweep the entire category. Helpful for building a giant lead, considering my knowledge of most of the other categories was severely lacking.

Eventually I moved on from the game as I became more heavily invested in home consoles. Why play Jeopardy when I had a massive library of Saturn, N64, and PS1 games to play instead? I'd say that a good 30 years have passed since I've even given this game a second thought. How would I feel revisiting it in the year 2024? Let's dive in!

Story:

This game has no story. You control a character who is playing Jeopardy. The game does allow for returning champions, however, so I guess if you wanted to go on a Ken Jennings-like winning streak and make up a story in your head about it that way, nothing would be stopping you. Just don't expect a plot or anything from this game. This game gets right down to business: playing Jeopardy. And that's it.

Gameplay:

I started replaying Jeopardy on my RetroPie, using a regular game controller. It's a little awkward using this controller. You have to press select to bring up a virtual keyboard, and then make your selection or type in your answer that way. Yeah, yeah. Answer/question, whatever you want to call it. For simplicity's sake, I am just going to say "answer" from here on out, even though it is not technically correct. My point is: it's a little tedious, pecking away at this digital keyboard one letter at a time. Makes things go very slowly.

When I was a kid, I had played the game using a keyboard, and I thought everything worked great. Your experience will definitely suffer using a controller. Just for shits and giggles, I hooked up a USB keyboard to my RetroPie to see if it would improve the experience... and it did! I thought it would be just a minor improvement, but it made a world of difference. Moral of the story: use a keyboard for this game, if you can.

This game works exactly as a round of Jeopardy would work. You have a board of six categories, each one containing five different questions worth varying dollar amounts. You make your pick. The question comes up on the screen. You have to buzz in and type your answer in. If you are correct, you earn the dollar amount of the question. If you are wrong, you lose that much money. The game is played in two rounds, with the second round being worth more money. After the rounds are complete, you take part in Final Jeopardy, where you make a wager. Whoever finishes the game with the most money wins.

Playing against friends is truly great fun. Playing against the computer can be an up and down affair. Keep in mind that I played against the computer for review purposes. I've played with friends in the past, but not this time around.

Why is it so irritating to play against the computer? A number of reasons. The first being that the computer buzzes in ridiculously fast sometimes. You barely get to read a word or two on the screen before they buzz in. It feels completely unfair at times. The good news is that they are often incorrect, so that's cool. Another thing that makes it annoying is that when they don't buzz in quickly, they buzz in too slowly. There is nothing more frustrating than when a question comes up that you don't know the answer to, so you decide to let the timer run out. Nearly every time, the computer will buzz in with one or two ticks left on the timer. If they are incorrect, the timer resets. Oftentimes the OTHER computer controlled character will then buzz in when the timer is almost down to zero. It is very annoying. Makes some of these games drag on and on forever.

Something I have to question is the algorithm for putting in a correct response. I'll give an example. The question was "the number of sides on a rectangle." Obviously, the number is four. I type in four. Nope! Incorrect. The computer buzzes in and answers 4. They are awarded the points. Seriously, WTF? You couldn't figure out that "four" was the same thing as "4"? I wish I had written down some more examples, but I got screwed a number of times on things where I felt I had put in the correct answer, but the computer decided not to give it to me.

Those are my main complaints with the game. My last complaint is of no fault of the game itself. The trivia questions are very outdated. There was one game I played where I didn't know a single thing on an entire game board. Absolutely none of the trivia was relevant here in 2024. Like I said, this is of no fault of the game itself. This title was released in 1987. It is nearly 40 years old. Of course the questions are going to be old. 

Graphics:

This game doesn't look good by today's standards, but does it really matter? This is a trivia game. You aren't playing for pretty graphics. The game board looks fine. I always liked how you have a choice of multiple character models to pick from when creating a contestant. Does the game look special, or even particularly good? No. But it doesn't need to be.

Sound:

Take exactly what I said about the graphics and apply it to the music, too. Does the game sound great? No, but it doesn't really need to. You don't play trivia games for fancy graphics and sound effects. I appreciate how they attempted to recreate the Jeopardy theme with late 80s beeps and bloops. Doesn't really sound good, but it is still quite charming.

Overall:

I'm glad I decided to revisit this game. It is still quite fun, faults and all. I'm sure there are bigger and better Jeopardy games that have been released since this first came out, but I haven't played them. So for now, this game stands out as the definitive Jeopardy title in my mind. Emphasis on for now. I do plan to play some other versions of this game someday. But considering this came out in 1987, when I was five years old, it's quite impressive that this game is still as good as it is.

If you've never played it, it is definitely worth a look. Unless you hate Jeopardy. Then I'd avoid it. It does have some very annoying things about it. It kept me from enjoying this title in the same way I did with Wheel of Fortune for the PC, which I also grew up playing. But I still like it.

THE GRADE:

B-

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My Thoughts on Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

Of all the movies out there, why am I writing about the godawful Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movie? To be honest, I'm not really sure.

When I was a young man in the 90s, I was a huge fan of the Tomb Raider video games. I owned the original trilogy on the Sony PlayStation, and boy did I play the ever loving heck out of these games. Most of the media's focus on Tomb Raider was lasered in on its protagonist: Lara Croft. Most notably, her giant polygonal boobs and her good looks. I didn't care about any of that. I loved Tomb Raider because of the massive levels, the thought-provoking puzzles, and the completely isolated sense of immersion I always felt when playing these games.

When the movie came out, I was very stoked to see it. Back then, Angelina Jolie was a relative unknown (to me, anyway). But I thought she was perfectly cast as Lara Croft. The trailers and the commercials for the movie made it look like it was going to be super awesome. Yeah, movies based on video games had a rocky history (Street Fighter, Super Mario Bros, Double Dragon, Mortal Kombat Annihilation, etc), but there was absolutely no way they could mess this up.

The movie came out in June of 2001. For whatever reason, I was unable to see it for the first few weeks it was in the theater. I was dating a girl named Colleen at the time, and we were early in our relationship. She was my first serious girlfriend. While I wanted to see the movie, I was probably too enamored and busy with her to make it a real priority. She did buy me a giant poster of the movie, which we hung on our wall, though. That was cool.

My birthday rolled around in July of 2001. Tomb Raider had been out for over a month, and was on its way out of the theaters. I had one more weekend to see it. Since it was my birthday weekend, I wanted to go see the movie as a special treat before it was too late. There was only one problem. My girlfriend was entertaining friends from out of state who were visiting for the weekend. These guys were film students from California, and according to Colleen - giant movie snobs. She mentioned to them about how I wanted to go see the Tomb Raider movie and their response was to laugh and say "ew, why would anyone want to see that?"

I felt immediate rejection. Not only were they basically saying no to seeing the movie, they had laughed in my face about me wanting to see it. My hopes and dreams for seeing Tomb Raider were going out the window. Colleen must have seen how disappointed I'd been, because the very next day she told me that she'd talked her friends into going out to see the movie with us. I was overjoyed. I was going to get to see Tomb Raider on the big screen!

My elation turned to immediate disappointment nearly as soon as the movie started. Techno music. A giant robot chasing after Lara Croft. Cheesy early 90s effects in a 2001 movie. Terrible acting. Angelina Jolie walking around and making little Lara Croft orgasm noises. What the fuck was I watching?

The movie didn't get any better either. An incomprehensible plot. Plodding pace. Characters that I cared nothing about. And the hyper sexualization of Lara Croft was some of the cringiest shit I'd ever seen.

Our movie snob friends were laughing and openly mocking the movie the whole time we were watching it. I just sat in my seat, fuming. But I couldn't even be mad at these guys because they were right. The movie was absolute horse shit.

I remember being SO disappointed about the movie. It may go down as truly one of the most disappointing movie experiences I've ever had. I had been so, so very excited to see this, and it had turned out to be completely awful. What were the movie makers thinking? It's like they'd never played the games and they had no idea what fans out there wanted. I wanted a female Indiana Jones movie with a globe trotting plot, tense atmosphere, and a magical sense of discovery and exploration. Instead I got something that felt like it was written by some overcaffeinated virgin with ADD.

As the years have passed, I've given the movie a few additional tries. I got it when it came out on DVD. Nope, still didn't like it. Watched it a few years later. Still didn't like it. Watched it a couple days ago: still didn't like. Every time I watch this movie I come into it with some kind of false hope that maybe this will be the time I finally get some enjoyment out of it. And that enjoyment never comes.

I think I'm writing this because I've finally come to terms with the fact that this is not a good movie. I could watch it a hundred times, and I would dislike it each and every time. Hence - there is no reason for me to watch this movie again. I have watched it for the last time. Yeah, that's why I am writing. To say fuck you, Tomb Raider. To let you all know I'm never watching this crap again.

This is my final goodbye. You had such potential. Angelina Jolie was so well-cast in the role. But you blew it. You know you blew it when someone like me takes the time to write an entire blog post about how big of a let-down this movie was, 23 years after it was initially released. You done fucked up.

Bye.

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Video Game Review #506: Dead Space

Dead Space

PlayStation 3

Nostalgia Factor:

I first played the original Dead Space back in 2009. I'm a big fan of the survival horror genre, and I had heard so many good things about the game, that I came into it with the expectation that it would completely blow me away. Instead, I walked away from the game shrugging my shoulders and saying "eh, it was okay." In the years that have passed, I've played both of its sequels. Each title seemed to get worse in quality, to the point where I actively didn't like Dead Space 3 one tiny bit.

Random trivia - Dead Space 3 was my first review for this blog 9 years ago. Read it here.

Anyway, since it has been so long since I've played the game, I decided to come back to it and give it another chance. And you know what? I liked it a lot more this around. Keep reading for my full review.

Story:

You play as Isaac, a silent protagonist. Isaac and his crew come across a station in space that is completely radio silent. They land on it, and quickly discover it's been overtaken by horrifying parasitic alien creatures. While exploring the station, you find out that a giant alien monolith had been brought aboard from the planet below, and that this artifact is what was causing the insanity. You have to get rid of the artifact, blow up the station, and get out of dodge.

That's the super quick version of the game's story. As you play, you interact with members of your crew, along with the people you meet on the station along the way. Audio logs detail what was happening right before the collapse of the station. The whole thing has a very Bioshock feel to it - minus the plot twists and shocking moments. 

Gameplay:

This is a behind-the-back shooter, at least I consider it more of a shooter than I do a survival horror game. Objectives are fairly linear. You can just follow the blue marker to where it is that you need to go next. It is worth veering off the beaten path, though, so you can find extra health items, ammo, money, power nodes, etc.

Combat is pretty fun. You have to aim for your enemies' limbs. You can fire into the body and beat them that way too, but taking out the limbs is much faster and more efficient. As you make your way through the game, you gain access to stores where you can buy new items, weapons, and suit upgrades. You also can find hidden power nodes to upgrade your equipment.

Issac has the ability to slow time, which is helpful when you need to zoom in and target the limbs. These enemies move pretty quick. He also has a gravity gun that you can use to pick up and throw things. I find that throwing things at enemies was fairly ineffective, however.

As I said before, the whole game consists of following the blue marker. You make it to an objective. You complete whatever the objective is (usually it is something easy like throwing a switch). Then you go back to the tram station and move along to your next objective. You fight a lot of enemies along the way. Oftentimes you enter rooms where you have to beat waves of them before you can move on. There are tough boss fights scattered along the way as well. Combat is pretty easy to get the hang of. The controls are responsive, and the weapons are very user friendly. But like I said, this game is definitely more of a shooter than anything else. Yeah, the environments are a little scary and the game presents itself as a horror game, but let's not kid ourselves. You do more fighting than puzzle solving. You do more fighting than you do anything else. It's a shooter.

I had a fun time with the game. I was glued to it, moving my way from chapter to chapter, of which there are 12 in total. It is fast paced, and easy to pick up and play. And it does not overstay its welcome, wrapping up around the 10 hour mark for me. Did I enjoy it more than I did the first time I played it back in 2009? Yes.

Graphics:

It's crazy to see how much graphical advancements in video games have stalled out in the past 15 years. For example, compare Super Mario Bros. which came out in 1985 to something that came out in the year 2000, like Majora's Mask or Perfect Dark. The difference is night and day. On the flip side, compare this game, which I last played in 2009 (it's actually a year older than that), to something released here in 2024, and the difference is not that vast.

This game still looks good. This game looks like it could have been released in the last few years. I'm sure if I wanted to nitpick the game, I could. But to me, it looks fantastic. Great character models, great haunting atmospheric design. It's a very engaging and cinematic game, from start to finish.

I'm a little curious to play the recent remake. Part of me is wondering if a remake was even necessary for this game, due to how well it still holds up. I didn't think the Resident Evil 4 remake was something that was necessary either. In fact, I didn't even think it was an improvement on the original game at all. I imagine I will probably feel the same way about the Dead Space remake.

Sound:

This game sounds great. I have nothing to complain about. Voice acting is good. The ambient music and sound effects fit the tone of the game perfectly. You really feel like you're wandering around this broken down space station, with computers humming and pipes hissing and distant clanking sounds as unseen aliens make a ruckus offscreen. 

Overall:

I will gladly admit I was wrong about this game. I don't know why I was so unimpressed by it when it first came out, but I appreciate it now. It's fun, fast paced, and very focused. You won't be lost for hours wandering around aimlessly in the bowels of this ship. For the most part, you know where you are and what you are supposed to do, with each objective contained within one of the game's 12 chapters.

I think maybe I was expecting Resident Evil in space the first time I played this. I may have been let down by the lack of puzzles, intriguing side characters, plot twists, and overall feel of terror and tension while playing this. It is true, the game is not very scary. You'd think it would be considering how dark it is and how terrifying the monsters are. But when you know you can just blow everything away with little to no trouble, it really makes it hard to be scared. Even when you do die, the game's automated checkpoints put you right back to before you died, and you can just try again.

I appreciate Dead Space for what it is - a fun and entertaining shooter with a science fiction setting. I played through the whole game in just a couple of days, which is rare for me because I have such a limited window of time each day to play games. But once I started, I just could not put it down.

I wouldn't say Dead Space is an all-time great, but it is a darn good game. 

THE GRADE:

B+

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2024 Movie Rankings: March

I only watched seven movies in the month of March. Time for me to give my thoughts on each of these movies. My five favorites will move onto my year end movie rankings, which means only two will not move on. Should be a quick one this month. Which movies will make the cut and which will not? Let's find out!

The 7 movies I watched in the month of March:

Dawn of the Dead

The Illusionist

The Prestige

Donnie Darko

Open Water

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes

The Skeleton Key

Not moving on:

Donnie Darko

I'm actually a bit surprised this is not making the cut, especially when going up against such a small pool of movies. While I like this film, I've seen it a handful of times now and the mystery, intrigue, and otherworldiness of it has lost its grip on me. When I saw this the first time, a long time ago, I was blown away by it. The second time I was, too. But now? Eh.

Dawn of the Dead (2004)

I really enjoyed this movie. I had a more fun time watching it than I did Donnie Darko. It's fun, fast paced, and a good way to pass some time. The only problem is that I've seen it a ton of times already and while it is a fun popcorn movie, I liked the other movies I watched this month just a bit more.

Moving on:

Open Water

Admittedly, I had never heard of this movie before. I started listening to a Staff Picks episode on it, and as soon as I heard the hosts say what it was about, I stopped the podcast and found a way to watch this movie online. The thought of being stranded out in the open ocean with no rescue in sight, sharks swirling around below you, and not even having something to hang onto is something I knew would make a good movie. I really enjoyed it, despite the low budget. Kudos to Staff Picks because I never would have found this movie without the podcast. Get ready to hear much more about Staff Picks because....

The Illusionist

This is another movie I never would have seen or heard of if it were not for Staff Picks. The host Mario did back to back episodes on this movie and The Prestige, two movies centered around magicians which are forever linked because they came out around the same time. I watched The Illusionist first. I have to say I really liked the movie. If you compare it to The Prestige, it's more of a "popcorn" movie that is easy to follow, and moves along a lot quicker. I have to say I liked The Prestige a bit more, but that's not to say I didn't have a fun time watching this.

The Prestige

While similar in theme, it is a different movie tonally than The Illusionist. It is more of an artsy, slow burn type movie. You really have to pay attention as you are watching this, because little hints and clues as to what happens are dropped the whole way through. I didn't like this at first, and ended up falling asleep less than 30 minutes into the movie. I came back to it the next night and found myself completely getting wrapped up in the movie, watching on the edge of my seat. I quickly found myself saying "how did I not like this???" Great movie, and a contender to finish at or near the top when my year end ranking is said and done.

The Skeleton Key

Oh look, another movie I watched because of Staff Picks. Noticing a trend here? This movie was a lot of fun. It's a horror movie, but it is more mysterious than scary. It's about a nurse who moves into a house to take care of a bed-ridden old man, and she quickly is led to believe that the man's wife is casting some kind of hoodoo spell on him. Turns out to be a big ruse, leading the nurse into a trap. I don't want to spoil too much, but the twist at the end is similar to Get Out. You should watch it. It is good.

Last but not least,

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Hey! Something I didn't learn about through Staff Picks. I've been wanting to see this movie for a while now because I like the Hunger Games, but I never got around to it till now. It is a lot different from what I expected, but in a good way. It's interesting seeing the tenth edition of the games, and how it is so primitive compared to the big production we see in the Jennifer Lawrence movies. It's a fun and exciting movie. I didn't mind the singing either. I know people like to hate the main actress, Rachel Zeigler, but she did a fine job in this movie. Too bad we aren't getting any more Hunger Games films because this one was surprisingly good.

BOOM! With these 5 movies advancing, here is a look at the top 15. 3 months down, 9 to go! At the end, we'll have 60 movies - 5 from each month that move on. And then I will determine my favorite.

Old

A Star is Born

Mystic River

Legends of the Fall

Cloverfield

Gerald's Game

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition

Milk

Fried Green Tomatoes

The Four Falls of Buffalo

The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

Open Water

The Skeleton Key

The Illusionist

The Prestige

Past rankings:

January

February

2024 things (March)

January 2024

February 2024

3.1.24: Watched 1 episode of The Challenge UK (1.04). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 155). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (2/28/24 episode). Watched 1 episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender 2024 (1.05). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (The Real Orlando).

3.2.24: Watched 2 episodes of Australian Survivor (11.07 and 11.08). Watched 1 episode of The Challenge UK (1.05). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule podcast (ep 225). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Secret Santa 2019). Watched 1 episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender 2024 (1.06). Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.01).

3.3.24: Watched 2 episodes of Avatar: The Last Airbender 2024 (1.07 and 1.08). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (The Prestige). Listened to 1 episode Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 389). 

3.4.24: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema (ep 26). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming (Game Launch Edition: Apollo Justice: Ace Attorney Trilogy). Listened to 1 episode Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 351). Listened to 1 episode of The Cartridge Club podcast (CC Portable #2). 

3.5.24: Listened to 1 episode of Digging Six Feet Under podcast (True Blood). Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.09). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.25). 

3.6.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.10). Finished video game: Mike Tyson's Punch-Out! Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.02).

3.7.24: Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (ep 1). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (2010 to 2020: A Decade of Retro Gaming). Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.11). Listened to 1 episode of Worth it or Worthless podcast (ep 107). Watched 1 episode of MH370: The Plane That Disappeared (1.01).

3.8.24: Watched 2 episodes of Australian Survivor (11.12 and 11.13). Finished video game: Pepsiman. Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (ep 2). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 390). 

3.9.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.14). Watched 2 episodes of MH370: The Plane That Disappeared (1.02 and 1.03). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Iceland).

3.10.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.15). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (ep 10).

3.11.24: Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 349). Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (01.03). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming podcast (Anniversary Special Part 1 Fable 2004). Listened to 1 episode of NewTubers podcast (Somecallmejohnny).

3.12.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.16). Listened to 1 episode of Cartridge Club podcast (CC Weekly #55). Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (01.04). Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.03).

3.13.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.17). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (The Illusionist). Finished video game: Ecco The Tides of Time for Sega CD.

3.14.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.18). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 157).

3.15.24: Watched movie: Dawn of the Dead 2004. Listened to 1 episode of Now Playing: The Movie Review podcast (Impostor). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (3.8.24 episode). 

3.16.24: Watched 1 episode of The Tourist (1.04). Watched 1 episode of Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs Haysom (1.01).

3.17.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.19). Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Gaming podcast (Game Launch Edition: Persona 3 Reload). Watched 1 movie: The Illusionist.

3.18.24: Listened to 1 episode of Collateral Cinema podcast (ep 27). Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 391). Listened to 1 episode of Cartridge Club podcast (ep 126). Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule podcast (ep 226). Finished video game: Hogwarts Legacy.

3.19.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.20). Watched movie: The Prestige. Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 158). Listened to 1 episode of Arcade Attack podcast (Bonus Podcast: PlayStation Classic Wrongness). 

3.20.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.21). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (3/14/24 episode). Watched 2 episodes of X-Men '97 (1.01 and 1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Cartridge Club podcast (CC Weekly #56). 

3.21.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.22). Watched 1 episode of Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs Haysom (1.02). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (Copycat).

3.22.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.23). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.26). Finished video game: Skyblazer. Listened to 1 episode of Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 392).

3.23.24: Watched 1 episode of Australian Survivor (11.24). Watched 1 episode of Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs Haysom (1.03). Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Kyoto). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (3/21/24 episode). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits podcast (ep 32). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.27). 

3.24.24: Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 159). Watched 1 episode of Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs Haysom (1.04). Listened to 1 episode of The Loser's Club podcast (Behind the Scenes of It Chapter 2 w/ Anthony Breznican). Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.01). Watched 1 episode of Death Note (1.28). Watched movie: Donnie Darko. Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.01).

3.25.24: Listened to 2 episodes of the Stephen King Cast (ep 63 and Bonus Episode-Rail and Road). Watched movie: Open Water. Watched 2 episodes of Murdaugh Murders: A Southern Scandal (2.01 and 2.02). Listened to 1 episode of Ear Biscuits podcast (ep 33). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 160).  Listened to 1 episode of the 7th Rule podcast (ep 227). Listened to 1 episode of Sega Saturn Shiro podcast (BONUS: Bulk Slash English Translation Patch Discussion). Listened to 1 episode Dynasty Happy Hour podcast (ep 348). Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.02).

3.26.24: Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 161). Watched 2 episodes of Survivor (46.02 and 46.03). Watched 1 episode of Murdaugh Murders: A Southern Scandal (02.03). Listened to 1 episode of Staff Picks podcast (Open Water). 

3.27.24: Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.04). Listened to 1 episode of Worth it or Worthless podcast (ep 108). Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.01). Watched 1 episode of X-Men '97 (1.03). Listened to 1 episode of the Retrograde podcast (ep 163).

3.28.24: Listened to 1 episode of Birds of Empire podcast (ep 5). Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.03). Watched 1 episode of Survivor (46.05). Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.02). Watched 1 episode of American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing (1.01). 

3.29.24: Watched movie: The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbird and Snakes. Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.03). Watched 1 episode of American Manhunt: The Boston Marathon Bombing (1.02). Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.04).

3.30.24: Watched 1 episode of 3 Body Problem (1.05). Watched 1 episode of The Amazing Race (11.04). Listened to 1 episode of Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast (3/28/24 episode). Listened to 1 episode of The Loser's Club podcast (The Dark Tower III: The Wastelands). Watched movie: The Skeleton Key. Watched 1 episode of Somebody Feed Phil (Dubai).

3.31.24: Watched 2 episodes of 3 Body Problem (1.06 and 1.07). Finished video game: Castle of Illusion Starring Mickey Mouse. 

RECAP:

Watched 18 episodes of Australian Survivor.

Listened to 7 episodes of the Dynasty Happy Hour podcast.

Listened to 7 episodes of the Retrograde Podcast.

Watched 7 movies.

Watched 7 episodes of 3 Body Problem.

Finished 6 video games.

Watched 5 episodes of US Survivor.

Listened to 5 episodes of the Fantasy Football Happy Hour podcast.

Listened to 5 episodes of Birds of Empire podcast.

Watched 4 episodes of Till Murder Do Us Part: Soering vs Haysom.

Listened to 4 episodes of Staff Picks podcast.

Listened to 4 episodes of the Cartridge Club podcast.

Watched 4 episodes of Somebody Feed Phil.

Watched 4 episodes of The Tourist.

Watched 4 episodes of Death Note.