Every single video game I own: the complete list. Also: my backlog tracker!

Backlog Tracker updated

as of 3/28/2026

* do not trust the math

For this blog entry I am going to list each and every video game that I own. Why? Because I have always been curious as to how many video game titles I actually have in my possession.

Just a quick note before I begin: I will count digital copies as actually owning a game. If I have a digital copy of a classic game on a next generation system, I will count the game as being for the system it was originally made for. For example: I have Punch-Out!! for the NES on my Wii, which I purchased from the Virtual Console. I will count this on my list as being an NES game, not a Wii game. X-Men for the arcade, which I have on my PS3, I will count as an arcade game even though I don't own the actual arcade unit. Also, any game that I have as part of a collection will count as an individual game. For example: I have the Sonic's Ultimate Genesis Collection for the PS3. I will go through and count each game on the collection and add them as Genesis titles that I own. I will not count the collection disc itself as a game. I have several arcade collection discs, which you will note is the reason why I have so many arcade titles listed.

Games that have been re-released with graphical updates, I probably will count as the original game. For example, I have Nights Into Dreams HD for PS3. Seeing as it is basically the exact same game as Nights Into Dreams for Sega Saturn, plus I own the original Nights for Saturn, I will count it as a Saturn game rather than a PS3 game. The only time I will count each game separately is if the re-released game is drastically different from its original version. For example: Metal Gear Solid: the Twin Snakes vs plain old Metal Gear Solid. These would each count as their own game. If I own an HD remake of a game and it is significantly different, I will count the HD remake as the original. For example: Ducktales Remastered I would count as a PS3 game. I have played the original version, but I don't remember it much, nor have I ever owned a copy of the original version. So I just go with the most recent edition that is on my mind.

I will only count DLC as a separate game if I feel that the DLC of a game could be considered a valid standalone title. Example: Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon I consider a valid standalone title. I do not consider the Walking Dead: 400 Days as a valid standalone title. If I buy a "complete edition" of a game that includes DLC (for example - Horizon Zero Dawn that includes the Frozen Wilds DLC or The Last of Us Remastered that includes Left Behind) then I will just review the game as a whole and not review the DLC separately, even though they may be big enough to be considered a standalone title.

I will not put games onto this list that are in my possession, but are only being lent to me. A couple of Fallout games have been loaned to me, as well as a box of Genesis games from my cousin Ryan. They're not mine, so duh I won't include them on a list of games I own! Also, if I have a game as a result of a free online promotion (for example, Batman: A Telltale Series for PS4) I won't count it as owning the game. When my PS Plus subscription expires - I lose access to the game. So it is not like I actually own it. Emulated games will not count as being owned by me.

That's a lot of "rules" to post for such a simple listing, but hopefully it all makes sense. So all in all, this is what I came up with after counting all my games:

Arcade: 11 of 57 reviewed (19.3%)
Alien Syndrome
Blaster
Bosconian
Bubbles
Congo Bongo
Contra
Defender
Defender II
Dig-Dug
Double Dragon
Dragon Spirit
Fantasy Zone
Galaga
Galaga '88
Galaxian
Gauntlet
Guerilla War
Hang-On
Joust
Joust 2
KLAX
Mappy
Mega Man: The Power Battle
Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat II
Ms. Pac-Man
Pac-Man
Pac-Mania
Paperboy
Pole Position
Pole Position II
Rally-X
Rampage
Rampart
RoadBlasters
Robotron 2084
Rolling Thunder
Root Beer Tapper
Satan's Hollow
720 Degrees
Shinobi
Sinistar
Sky Kid
Smash TV
Sonic the Fighters
Space Harrier
SPLAT!
Spy Hunter
Super Contra
Super Sprint
Toobin'

Ultimate Mortal Kombat III
Vindicators
Xevious
X-Men
Zaxxon

NES: 30 of 50 reviewed (60%)
Bart vs the Space Mutants
Batman
Blaster Master
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
Contra
Double Dragon

Double Dragon 2
Dragon Warrior
Duck Hunt
Friday the 13th
Ghosts n Goblins
Goonies II
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
Jackal
Jurassic Park
Legend of Zelda, The
Kid Dracula
Kid Icarus
Marble Madness
Mega Man
Mega Man 2
Mega Man 3
Mega Man 4
Mega Man 5
Mega Man 6
Metal Gear
Metroid

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
Ninja Gaiden
Ninja Gaiden II
Ninja Gaiden III
R.C. Pro-Am
Rush'n Attack
Rygar
Section Z
Snake's Revenge
Super C
Super Mario Bros

Super Mario Bros 2

Super Mario Bros 3
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project
Thundercade
Tom & Jerry
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Willow
World Class Track Meet

Sega Master System: 1 of 2 reviewed (50%)
Golden Axe Warrior
Phantasy Star

Genesis: 23 of 51 reviewed (45%)
Adventures of Batman and Robin, The
Alex Kidd in the Enchanted Castle
Alien Storm
Altered Beast
Beyond Oasis
Bonanza Bros.
Castlevania: Bloodlines
Columns
Comix Zone
Contra: Hard Corps
Decap Attack
Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
Dynamite Headdy
Ecco the Dolphin
Ecco 2: The Tides of Time
ESWAT: City Under Siege
Fatal Labyrinth
Flicky
Gain Ground
Golden Axe
Golden Axe II
Golden Axe III
Jungle Strike: The Sequel to Desert Strike
Jurassic Park: Rampage Edition
Kid Chameleon
Phantasy Star II
Phantasy Star III: Generations of Doom
Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millenium
Revenge of Shinobi, The
Ristar
Separation Anxiety
Shining Force
Shining Force II: The Ancient Seal
Shining in the Darkness
Shinobi III: Return of the Ninja Master
Sonic the Hedgehog
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 3
Sonic & Knuckles
Sonic Spinball
Sonic 3D Blast
Streets of Rage
Streets of Rage 2
Street of Rage 3
Super Thunder Blade
Taz in Escape from Mars
Tiny Toon Adventures: Buster's Hidden Treasure
Vectorman
Vectorman 2
Wrestle War
X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Game Boy: 3 of 3 reviewed (100%)
Castlevania Adventure, The
Castlevania II: Belmont's Revenge
Operation C

Game Gear: 0 of 5 reviewed (0%)
Sonic Drift 2
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
Tails' Skypatrol
Tails Adventure

SNES: 23 of 34 reviewed (67.6%)
Aladdin
Beethoven: The Ultimate Canine Caper
Batman Returns
Captain America and the Avengers
Cliffhanger
Chrono Trigger
Cool Spot
Contra III: The Alien Wars
Deep Space Nine: The Crossroads of Time
Demolition Man
Final Fantasy IV
Final Fantasy V
Final Fantasy VI
Judge Dredd
Jurassic Park
Jurassic Park: The Chaos Continues
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, The
Lord of the Rings Vol. 1, The
Mega Man 7
Secret of Evermore
Star Fox
Super Castlevania IV
Super Empire Strikes Back
Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts

Super Mario Bros.: The Lost Levels
Super Mario Kart
Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
Super Mario World
Super Metroid
Super Punch-Out!!
Super Return of the Jedi
Super Star Wars
True Lies
X-Men: Mutant Apocalypse

Sega CD: 0 of 1 reviewed (0%)
Sonic CD

PS1: 26 of 46 reviewed (56.5%)
Austin Powers Pinball
Blaster Master: Blasting Again
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Chrono Cross
Dino Crisis
Dino Crisis 2
Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy VIII
Final Fantasy IX
Final Fantasy Tactics
Gex: Enter the Gecko
G-Police
Grandia
Grand Theft Auto 2
Herc's Adventures
Kartia

Legend of Dragoon, The
Lost World, The
Mega Man 8
Metal Gear Solid
Myst
Pandemonium
Parasite Eve
Parasite Eve II
Resident Evil: Director's Cut
Resident Evil 2
Silent Hill
Soviet Strike
Star Wars: Dark Forces
Star Wars: Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
Star Wars: Rebel Assault II
Suikoden
Syphon Filter
Tenchu: Stealth Assassins
Tomb Raider
Tomb Raider 2
Tomb Raider 3
Tomb Raider Chronicles
Tomorrow Never Dies
Total Eclipse Turbo
Vandal Hearts
Warhawk
Weakest Link, The
Who Wants to be a Millionaire: 2nd Edition
Wild Arms
Xenogears

Saturn: 10 of 10 reviewed (100%)
Alien Trilogy
Bug!
Congo: The Movie: The Lost City of Zinj
Fighters Megamix
Legend of Oasis, The
Nights Into Dreams
Panzer Dragoon
Solar Eclipse
Sonic R
Virtua Cop 2

N64: 11 of 16 reviewed (68.7%)
Banjo Kazooie
Banjo Tooie
Doom 64
Forsaken 64
Goldeneye 007
Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, The
Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, The
Mission Impossible
Paper Mario
Quake
Quake 2
San Francisco Rush: Extreme Racing
Star Fox 64
Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire
Super Mario 64
Waverace 64

Dreamcast: 4 of 7 reviewed (57.1%)
Ecco The Dolphin: Defender of the Future
Sega Rally 2
Sega Swirl
Shenmue
Sonic Adventure
Virtua Fighter 3tb
Virtual-On: Oratorio Tangram

PS2: 27 of 51 reviewed (52.9%)
Bully
Final Fantasy VII: Dirge of Cerberus
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy X-2
Final Fantasy XII *but I did review Zodiac Age. Honestly, never gonna play this version

Finding Nemo
God of War
God of War 2
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Half Life
Hot Shots Golf 3
Ico
Jak and Daxter
Jak 2
Jak 3
Kingdom Hearts
Kingdom Hearts II
Mark of Kri, The

Manhunt
Max Payne
Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne
Maximo: Ghosts to Glory
Medal of Honor Frontline
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Mojo
Odin Sphere
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time
Prince of Persia: Warrior Within

Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones

Ratchet & Clank
Ratchet & Clank: Going Commando

Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal

Red Faction

Resident Evil Code Veronica X
Rygar
Shadow of the Colossus
Silent Hill 2
Silent Hill 4: The Room
Sly Cooper and the Thievius Racoonus
Sly 2: Band of Thieves
Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
Star Wars: Bounty Hunter
Star Wars: Starfighter
Tomb Raider: Legend
Tomb Raider: Anniversary
Xenosaga
Xenosaga II
Xenosaga III

Gamecube: 11 of 16 reviewed (68.75%)
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Legend of Zelda, The: The Wind Waker
Lord of the Rings, The: The Return of the King
Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
Mario Kart: Double Dash
Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes
Metroid Prime
Metroid Prime 2
Resident Evil
Resident Evil Zero
Resident Evil 4
Star Fox Adventures
Star Fox Assault
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron II: Rogue Leader
Star Wars: Rogue Squadron III: Rebel Strike
Super Mario Sunshine

PC: 3 of 3 reviews (100%)
Doom
Doom 2
Wolfenstein 3D

PSP: 1 of 1 reviewed (100%)
Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

Xbox: 5 of 6 reviewed 83.33%)
Half Life 2
Panzer Dragoon Orta
Shenmue 2
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
Super Monkey Ball Deluxe

Xbox 360: 4 of 6 reviewed (66.6%)

Dark Sector

Gears of War
Gears of War 2
Gears of War 3

LA Noire

Perfect Dark Zero

Xbox One: 0 of 2 reviewed (0%)

Call of Duty Black Ops III

Metro: Redux

Wii: 5 of 17 reviewed (29.4%)
Animal Crossing: City Folk
Jillian Michaels: Fitness Ultimatum 2010
Just Dance: Disney Party
Kirby's Epic Yarn
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, The
Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, The
Mario Kart Wii
Metroid Prime 3
Mini Golf Resort
Okami
Rec Room Games
Super Mario Bros. Wii

Super Mario Sunshine
Super Paper Mario
Wii Fit Plus
Wii Sports
Wii Sports Resort

PS3: 33 of 49 reviewed (67.3%)
Assassin's Creed
Assassin's Creed 2
Assassin's Creed: Revelations
Back to the Future
Batman: Arkham Origins
Beyond Good and Evil HD
Bioshock
Braid
Castlevania: Lords of Shadow
Deus Ex: Human Revolution
Dishonored
Doom 3: BFG Edition
Ducktales: Remastered
Earthworm Jim HD
Elder Scrolls V, The: Skyrim
Evil Within, The
Far Cry: Classic
Far Cry 2
Far Cry 3
Far Dry 3: Blood Dragon
Game of Thrones (Atlas)
Game of Thrones (Telltale)
God of War 3
Goldeneye 007: Reloaded
Grand Theft Auto IV
Grand Theft Auto V
Heavenly Sword
Heavy Fire: Afghanistan
Heavy Rain
Infamous
Infamous 2
Jurassic Park: The Game
Little Big Planet
Mass Effect
Mass Effect 2
Mass Effect 3
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain
Ni no Kuni: Wrath of the White Witch
Super Stardust HD
Tekken Revolution
Tomb Raider: Underworld
Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
Uncharted 2: Honor Among Thieves
Uncharted 3: Drake's Deception
Walking Dead, The
Walking Dead, The: Season 2
Walking Dead, The: Michonne

Mobile: 3 of 3 reviewed (100%)
Bubble Witch Saga 3
Candy Crush Saga
Candy Crush Soda Saga

PlayStation 4: 27 of 35 reviewed (77.1%)
Axiom Verge
Batman: Arkham Knight

Blaster Master Zero

Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon

Blaster Master Zero 2
Doom

Far Cry 4

Far Cry 5

Final Fantasy XII: The Zodiac Age
Final Fantasy XV
Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice

Himno
Horizon: Zero Dawn
Hyper Light Drifter

Immortals Fenyx Rising
Last of Us, The: Remastered

Legend of the Skyfish
Life is Strange
Life is Strange: Before the Storm

Mass Effect: Andromeda

Outlast

Quake II HD Collection
Resident Evil 2

Resident Evil 4
Shenmue III
Sonic Mania Plus

Spider-Man

Subnautica

Turok Remastered

Turok 2 Remastered
Uncharted 4: A Thief's End
Undertale
Walking Dead, The: A New Frontier
Witcher III, The: Complete Edition

Witness, The

That is 471 games I own. I bolded all the games I have reviewed from my collection so far. There are 257 of them (again, don't trust the math). That means I have reviewed a little over 56% of the games I own. Again - don't trust the math. I haven't double checked it in a long time. I also have bought a few games that I added to my backlog, and I don't know if I adjusted the totals properly or not. I'll have to double count all my numbers some day. But that day is not today!

Regardless, I have been playing and reviewing for over 11 years now. It is going to take me a loooong time at this rate to review every game I own. Especially if I keep adding games to my collection or playing and reviewing games I don't own. But it is a goal to at least get to 90% reviewed someday. It could happen!

Video Game Review: Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor

PlayStation 3

I've never been one to drop 50 or 60 bucks on a brand new game. And with rental stores like Blockbuster going the way of the dodo bird, it has gotten very hard for me to play new games. Even just to play newer games. Hell, even new-ish games.

But I've recently invested in a Gamefly account, and I am on a quest to check out all the games that I've been missing out on the last year or two. The very first game to cross my mind was Middle Earth: Shadow of Mordor. It went straight to the top of my queue, and 3 or 4 days later it arrived at my house.

Being a big Lord of the Rings fan, I've been interested in playing this game for a while now. All I knew about the game coming in was that it was a brand new prequel story set completely within the confines of Mordor. I knew there would be some stealth as well as some brawler elements to it. But my knowledge on how the game would actually play was very limited.

My initial first impression of the game was actually severe disappointment. The story line at first looked like it was going to be a very interesting one, but it quickly fell apart in my opinion. Things moved too fast, events jumped around in time, and I had absolutely no idea what was going on. It felt rushed and a bit too sloppy for my taste. I expected the Empire Strikes Back as far as storytelling, and got the Phantom Menace instead.

I wasn't impressed with the game play either. Everything felt like it had been pulled directly from an Arkham game. The fighting system is nearly identical, in fact. Same buttons to punch, counter, stun, leap over enemies... Except nothing felt as fluid or as natural as in the Batman games.

So it was a rough start. Bad story, fast and confusing pace, copcyat game play mechanics. I didn't find the game's graphics very impressive either. And the loading time... dear Lord. That nearly killed it for me. Every time you pause or check the map it takes a good 30 seconds to get back to the action. This game actively makes you NOT want want to check where it is you are going simply because it takes so long to back up out of the map screen and return to the game. In a game like this where paying attention to the map is essential, that is not a good thing.

Needless to say I wasn't a fan and actually considered sending the game back immediately and getting something else. I played around with the game for an hour or so, but couldn't figure out what it was I should be doing with myself. It seemed like everywhere I would turn, their would be a horde of enemies for me to fight. There were missions to complete, but they all felt a little too similar in my mind and it didn't feel like I was really accomplishing anything.

As mentioned, I played the game for about an hour and then I went to bed, wholly unsatisfied with a title that I had such high hopes for.

Luckily I didn't give up on the game. I returned to it the next day with an open mind and found myself liking it more and more as I played on.

First off, I will say that there is a lot to do in the game. I'm a big fan of sandbox style games where there are a ton of things to collect, and this game definitely falls into that category. Everywhere you look, it seems like there is some little trinket to pick up or collect.

If you have ever played Assassin's Creed, the tower system here works similarly to that title. Many areas of the map are blacked out and items and missions don't appear on the map. Find the tower, scale it, and "forge", whatever that means, and the area you are in opens up and you can explore and collect things to your heart's content.

The side content continues. You can go on survival missions where you collect herbs and flowers. Hunting missions where you track down and kill the wild creatures of Mordor. Side missions where you must free slaves. Each of your three weapons (bow, sword, dagger) has missions attached to them which you must complete to fully unlock their potential. And I haven't even mentioned the main quest and all the captain slaying journeys you will go on. There is a LOT to do in the game.

The main quest itself is not very long. But it seems longer because, if you are like me, you will often be stopping to look for hidden artifacts or complete side quests.

As mentioned, the story line is nothing to get too excited about. If I had paid more attention perhaps I would have enjoyed it more. But I didn't. I lost track of what was going on very quickly. And while I didn't skip the cutscenes I very well could have and still enjoyed the game as much as I would have if I didn't bother watching them. I have a feeling it is an interesting story, if a little farfetched. You'll see a lot of neat Middle Earth history, such as the actual forging of the rings and a couple of interesting battles with Sauron. But like I said, I had no idea what was going on so the flashbacks didn't interest me nearly as much as they should have.

The game does play just like one of the Arkham titles, but I find that the stealth element is actually a bit of an improvement. Yeah the enemies are a lot dumber, but if you get spotted, it isn't the end of the world. You don't get killed immediately. You don't have to hide. You can very easily fight your way out of anything in this game. In fact, the enemies are so stupid, they often forget about you after mere seconds. If I am spotted while attacking a ruined stronghold, for example, all I have to do is duck outside, wait a few seconds, and sneak back in. They will have forgotten all about me and I can pick everyone off one by one.

Occasionally you will encounter a battle where there are simply too many enemies to destroy. Or perhaps there are archers and spear throwers making your life a living nightmare. This is really the only time I ever died in the game. The game is so forgiving, actually, that you can play a little quick time game before your death each and every time you run out of health. This brings you back with a little bit of health intact. Fail the game, however, and you are sent back to a restart point. AND the enemy that killed you gets more powerful and rises in the Uruk ranks.

Infiltrating the ranks of the Uruk is one of the game's more interesting challenges. Basically, there is an entire screen of Uruk chiefs and captains that you can access through the game's menus. Each one has its own specific strengths and weaknesses. You can discover these strengths and weaknesses by interrogating "worms" located throughout the Uruk army.

I don't know if you can actually destroy or wipe out the entire Uruk force, because it seemed like captains and chiefs kept sporadically popping up again and replacing the ones that fell as I worked my way through the game. Its an interesting dynamic though. Hunting these warriors and taking them out. As the game unfolds you can send death threats to the Uruks you are hunting. This makes them tougher in battle, but the reward for killing them is much greater. You also learn how to "brand" Uruk, which make them loyal to you. You can set the Uruk against one another, causing strife among their ranks.

As disappointed with the game as I was originally, it grew on me pretty fast. I found myself obsessed with the game, playing it for 5 hours or so at a time until I finally finished with it. I know that 5 hour playing sessions don't sound too absurdly long for hardcore gamers, but for me it is a big thing. I just simply don't get as much time to game as I would like. And when I do find the time, I have such a short attention span I usually find myself title jumping. But not in this instance.

The game is very addictive. There is so much to do, that I often had to tell myself "just one more mission and then its time for bed" or something along those lines. But then I'd complete it and move on to another mission. And then there would be an item nearby on my map to collect. And then another mission. And an item. I kept telling myself "just one more!" And it wasn't working. 

So that is the mark of a really good game for me. It is true that this game wasn't really what I was expecting. It is VERY Akrham-esque. It does some things to set itself apart, like the ability to ride Caragors and hunt wildlife.  And there is the whole War Chief/enemy captain system. But I couldn't help but feel that this game could have been a lot better if it had gone a slightly less action oriented route. So much of this game is one repetitive battle after another. I'm not knocking the game but it does get old after a while.

All in all I found my time with the game pretty enjoyable. This isn't a perfect game. The story line is pretty incoherent and can be a downright mess at times. Game play elements feel as if they have been pulled directly from other series' like Assassin's Creed or Arkham Asylum. There are a lot of repetitive battles. The load times are some of the worst I have ever seen in the PS3 era. The graphics, while not bad by any means, could have been a lot better, especially in the small details. So much of the areas you explore look exactly the same.

But on the positive side, the game is very, very fun. So fun in fact that these obvious shortcomings don't distract too much from your enjoyment of the game. I lost myself in this title for hours and hours at a time. There is so much to do, so much to collect. So many quests and sidequests to complete. Although the fighting can be repetitive, at least it is fun and there are several upgrades and powers you learn along the way to keep things interesting.

With some graphical tweaks and a stronger story line this game could have gotten an A from me. I feel as the game is a little too fast paced and action oriented, and all it has to do is step back on occasion to let you appreciate where you are and what it is you are doing in the game. Instead you just feel like a mindless killing machine, and the game comes across as lacking in substance. Sure there is a lot to do, but will the game be memorable or stick with you after you've beaten it, like, say - The Last of Us? No.

Overall:

B

2016 Movie Ranking Countdown: July

Only 6 movies watched in July. I am way, way behind my usual pace as far as movies watched this year. The reason I changed the format for my ranking was because I always watch so many movies it is very hard to rank them all at the end of the year.

Figures that the year I change my format to make it easier to do is the year that I've watched the least amount of movies in a loooooong time.

Oh well, the show must go on. 6 movies watched. 5 will move on to my year end ranking.

What will move on and what will be the film left out? We shall see.

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This movie is good for a rewatch every couple of years. It is one of my favorite films of all time.

I'm not going to recap Forrest Gump, because if you are alive and drawing a pulse, you probably have at least a slight notion of what the movie is about.

As acclaimed as the film is, a lot of people I know in real life don't like the movie. Which I don't understand. It is touching, it is heartbreaking, it is funny, and it teaches you a little a bit of history in the process. There are parts in this movie that never fail to bring a tear to my eye. Every time! It is very well acted and has a great musical score. And it is filmed wonderfully too. The film really makes the 60's and 70's come to life before your eyes.

It is truly a great movie and worthy of all the accolades it has received. I've said it before and I'll say it again: if you don't like Forrest Gump, you have no soul.

I have been aware of this movie for quite some time now, and the idea of it has always intrigued me. Coming in, all I knew was that it was about an eccentric millionaire who takes in members of the US Olympic wrestling squad to help them train, and then ends up killing one of the members.

It turns out that that really is all the movie is about. This millionaire guy is played by Steve Carell who is apparently doing his best Alan Tudyk impression. Carell brings in Channing Tatum and some of his teammates to his estate to train at his massive gym. He seems like an off again/on again all right guy until he starts treating Tatum like crap. He then brings in Tatum's brother (in the movie, not his real brother. That would be weird, right?) to take his place. After the Olympics, where the team fails to win gold, the millionaire snaps and shoots the brother. And that's the end of the movie.

There, I saved you 2 and a half hours.

I found this movie to be really, really boring. I thought I would like it. I've heard it described as dark and depressing - and I like movies like that. But it didn't cut it for me. The majority of the film focuses on training for wrestling, which is about as boring as it can get. And then on Tatum/Carell's awkward relationship. It is not as bad as watching paint dry, but it is close.

The murder doesn't happen until the very, very end of the film. And we aren't given any resolution. We don't see a lot of the main characters' reaction to the murder. We get no insight as to Steve Carell's intentions behind the shooting.

It is all just very strange. I was bored, and likely will never watch this again. I don't know why it got such critical acclaim as it did.

Just like with Forrest Gump, I usually rewatch the Lord of the Rings movies every few years because they are so good.

I've always considered this the weakest of the trilogy, but this time around I found that I actually enjoyed it much more than I usually do. I wasn't bored by the endless "Smeagol getting dragged around by a rope" scenes, nor the "Merry and Pippin talking to trees" scenes. Plus, I really was able to get into the battle at Helm's Deep and appreciate it in a way that I never had before.

I still don't think it is the best Lord of the Rings film, but I definitely put it much closer to the original than I have in years past. It will be interesting to see which one comes out on top when I do my year end ranking.

It has been a long time since I've seen this movie, but I've been watching a lot of Walking Dead lately and have been in the mood for more zombie stuff. I enjoyed this movie when it first came out, and I am glad to see that it definitely stands the test of time.

For those who haven't seen the movie, it explores the "lighter side" of the zombie apocalypse (lol). Jesse Eisenberg plays a young man who finds himself as one of the last survivors in America. On his journeys he meets up with several colorful characters. Some who are out to help him, and some who are out to rob him blind.

I'm not a big comedy fan but I still really enjoyed this movie. Woody Harrelson's character is great, as is his love of Twinkies. Bill Murray has an amazing cameo. And this movie is also where I originally became acquainted with Emma Stone.

Definitely a fun time, especially if you like zombie movies. It's not the longest movie ever but it is funny and definitely a solid and worthwhile mashup of genres. I like this much more than Shaun of the Dead, actually.

Over the years I have heard endless references to this movie, but I had never actually seen it before. I've attempted to check it out the library but the discs have always been too beat up and scratched to watch. So when it finally came on Netflix, I jumped at the opportunity to watch the movie.

The premise is simple. A group of men go on vacation, rafting down a river through a natural area that is in jeopardy because of urbanization. These men encounter hostile rednecks on their journey, one of which rapes a member of the group and another who threatens to kill the rest. The rapist redneck is killed and the other one runs off.

The men panic about their actions, thinking that since this is in such a backwater location that the locals will lie and say that the murder wasn't committed out of self defense. So they dispose of the body and attempt to flee. On the way out, things fall apart. There's a rafting accident, someone dies, and the second redneck returns to finish the job.

It doesn't seem like a groundbreaking premise. We've seen movies where people on vacation battle hostile locals before. But this is one of the classics, very original for its time.

Great acting, memorable scenes (squeal like a pig!), intense action, and a few ambiguous scenes that are open to interpretation really make the movie memorable. It's hard to get too excited about the movie when I've seen a countless number of similar films, but I have to remember that this is one of the originals. Deliverance is definitely a pioneer in its field.

This is a movie I haven't seen since it originally came out. It was the year 1994 and I was only 12 years old. Back then I didn't think twice about the humor in the movie. I liked the Little Rascals and thought that the movie was hilarious and great.

Watching it now, I can't believe how risque/borderline offensive some of the jokes are. Especially when you consider that the actors and actresses in this movie were mainly between the ages of 5 and 12 years old. If this movie were made today, the people in charge of its creation would probably be crucified.

That being said, I still find it really hilarious. I am surprised at how much it has held up, to be honest. As mentioned in my Zombieland review, I am not a huge comedy fan. But this movie had me laughing out loud on more occasions than any single movie I have watched in recent memory. It's a fun movie, lots of great humor. Even if it is a little inappropriate considering the ages of some of these kids.

But I didn't give a shit. I had a great time.

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Well, if you've read my write up for each movie, it should be clear that Foxcatcher is the odd movie out. I really wanted to enjoy the movie, but it was just too boring for me. The good news is that the remaining 5 films are all very worthy of making the year end ranking list. No clunkers sneaking in this time around!

7 months in the books, a grand total of 35 movies moving on to my year end ranking. Each month I will continue to add 5 movies to the list. Once we roll over into 2017, I will eliminate 10 movies immediately from contention, and then rank the top 50 from least to most favorite.

It's been an interesting year so far. Definitely not one of my favorite years for movie watching that I've ever had. It's a wide open race with no clear front runners. Hopefully I can watch some better films in the last 5 months of 2016.

Here are the 35 so far that will be ranked at the end of the year:

 Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Cake
American Sniper
Predator
Friday the 13th Part 2
Locke
Evil Dead
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Elysium
Snowpiercer
Room
Manson Family Vacation
Deadpool
Goodnight, Mommy
Unforgiven
Big Driver
The Martian
Pixels
JFK: The Smoking Gun
Crimson Peak
It
Creed
The Revenant
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
No Good Deed
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Krampus
The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition
The Night of the Living Dead
Mad Max: Fury Road
Forrest Gump
The Little Rascals
Deliverance
The Two Towers
Zombieland

Video Game Review: South Park: The Stick of Truth

South Park: The Stick of Truth

PlayStation 3

It seems like South Park has been around for a really long time. I've never been a huge fan of the show, per se. I haven't seen an episode in years, actually. But I remember how big it was when it first came out. How different it was, in that the sense that the humor was really outrageous and offensive; something that people had never seen the likes of before. My first encounter with the show was an interesting one. It was back in my high school years. I was playing Tomb Raider 2 in my bedroom at my mom's house when I heard this show playing in the other room. It caught my attention, and I turned the volume down on the game and listened in on the show while I played. After the fact, I made it a point to seek out the show and watch it all (I think only one season had been released at this point).

The novelty of the show quickly wore off. I don't think I ever did make it past season 2. But I enjoyed the movie. If I am channel flipping and come across this show I'll usually stop and check it out. Like I said, I am not a HUGE fan, but that doesn't mean I don't like the show. I don't go out of my way to watch it, but if it is on I tend to find myself having a good time with it.

I've played two video game versions of South Park, but they were both pretty old. There was a trivia game featuring Chef and a really weird first person shooter for the Nintendo 64. If I recall correctly, the shooter got terrible reviews. It could have been a lot better, but I didn't mind it. A few years back, when I saw that Stick of Truth was in production, I remember getting a little excited. I thought that South Park's sense of humor would blend well with a turn based RPG system. Forget the first person shooter. Forget the Chef game. This could finally be a South Park game done right.

The graphics looked solid from what I could tell; like they were ripped directly from the television show. I could just imagine the voices and the story line being vintage South Park. I'm a huge turn based RPG fan, so that was another major plus. If this title could combine the play style of something like Paper Mario with the humor and look of South Park, it could be truly winning combination.

It took me a few years to finally get around to playing this title, however. But now that I have I find it was worth the wait. It is basically exactly what I pictured it would be. Take Paper Mario and smash it together with South Park, and you get Stick of Truth.

This game spares no expense. It is a very authentic South Park experience. Don't expect it to hold back one bit whatsoever. It is just as offensive and outrageous as the show its based on. Expect to see things like anal probes, Nazi zombies, big heavy swinging ball sacks, minigames where you perform abortions, and much much more. You probably don't want to play this game around anyone who is easily offended by things. The story line of the game is a pretty basic one. The town has been swept up by this role playing game where all the kids are dressing up as elves and wizards. Both factions are vying for the ultimate weapon of power: the Stick of Truth. You play a newcomer to town, an unnamed character that everyone simply refers to as Douchebag.

As a newcomer, you are swept up in this role playing game. Both sides of the struggle vie for your attention and assistance in acquiring the Stick of Truth. Along the way, you uncover information that a new Taco Bell coming to the town is turning people into Nazi zombies with its contaminated green sauce. So of course you must stop that from happening. I feel as if I am selling the game's story line short though. Expect to find yourselves in all kinds of crazy situations which could very easily have been pulled right from an episode of the show. There are simply too many to name.

The world of the game is living, breathing South Park. It is very, very authentic to the source material. The town is faithfully recreated. You will see lots of familiar sights and locations. It is the characters that really bring the game to life, however. Nearly every character that has ever appeared on the show makes an appearance in this game. Your interactions with them are hilarious. Expect to see lots of jokes and references specific to the South Park universe. Terrance and Philip, Manbear Pig, Mr Hanky, Al Gore, Canada hatred, and Cheesy Poofs all make appearances in the game. I can't give the makers of this title enough credit. They really, truly created an authentic representation of the South Park world. This whole game could be a very, very long episode of the show.

As far as gameplay goes, if you have played Paper Mario you should have no problem quickly understanding the ins and outs of Stick of Truth. The game takes place mainly from a side scrolling perspective. The gameplay is not limited to two dimensions, however. You can go up, down, left right. Wherever you want, basically. Enemies appear on the map, so don't expect random encounters. As is the case with Paper Mario, you can attack your enemies while still on the map before you actually go into battle. This way, when you do go into battle, you gain an upper hand. Depending on your attack they may be stunned or grossed out. Sometimes attacking them first will simply allow you to make the first move rather than your enemy.

The battles are pretty standard turn based fair. You go, they go, you go, they go, and so on and so forth. The difficulty level of the battles range from very hard to very easy. When I first started playing the game, I found myself getting killed left and right. Once you learn the art of attacking first and using all your special powers the game becomes easy quickly. Your hit points and magic points all recharge after each fight, so there is no purpose ever holding back in battle. Also, you are allowed to use one item per turn, as long as it comes before your attack. So really, it is like getting to go twice per turn. Once you figure out the battle system completely, the game becomes very easy. Every once in a while you will encounter some challenging battles, but for the most part the game is not that difficult.

For the majority of the game, you only have two people in your party. You and Butters. The farther along you progress with the story, the more people you add to your party. Eventually the whole South Park main character crew tags along with you. You can still only go into battle with your main character and one other character of your choosing, but at least the game gives you options as to who your partner will be.

The game is filled with side quests, all of which are pretty fun to complete. I found the game quite hard to put down at some points because I kept wanting to finish "just one more task." Things can get repetitive after a while, though, and you get tired of seeing the same scenery all the damn time. But the story moves along at a pretty rapid pace, and there are a few changes in venue along the way that help to keep things fresh. Expect to see the inside of a UFO, the school, an abortion clinic, a secret government facility, and well... you will get shrunk down and travel inside someone's anus. It is South Park. You can't be surprised by this.

Also, in one of my favorite moments in the game, you travel to Canada where all of a sudden the game's graphics and sound effects take on an 8 bit style, like you are playing an old Final Fantasy game or something. It is super cool.

All in all, I found this to be a very enjoyable game. It's fast paced, but there is a lot to see and a lot to explore. The story line isn't anything to get too excited about. It is South Park, after all. Don't expect the Last of Us or Mass Effect or anything like that. But it is funny. I have to give it that. I am not a big laugher, but the game did have me in stitches on more than a few occasions.

I liked being able to explore the town, meet all the characters. I liked the plot twists and the changes in venue along the way. It is just a really fun game. It is fun to look at. The characters all look and sound as they should. My only knocks are that is not terribly deep, nor is it terribly long. It is just a fun, quick RPG experience.

The closest thing I can compare it to is Paper Mario. It is an adult version of Paper Mario with South Park characters. There really is no other way to describe the game. If you liked that game, you'll love this. Especially if you are a South Park fan.

I only kind of like Paper Mario, and I only kind of like South Park. But I did really enjoy the game. So that should tell you that it is worth checking out. The only thing keeping the grade down for me is the length (the game can be beaten in the 15 hour range) plus the fact that the game doesn't really stick with you when you are done beating it. I had no urge to go back and play again, no urge to wander around and collect anything I missed picking up. And I probably won't play this game again. Maybe if I was a big South Park nut my thoughts on the game would be different.

If you are a South Park nut, I can imagine that this game would be a must own for you. If you are not, it is a well worth it borrow from a friend/rental.

Overall:

B+

Video Game Review: Resident Evil

Resident Evil

GameCube

I've been a huge fan of the Resident Evil series since it debuted back in 1996. Even though the series has undergone a multitude of changes over the years and is basically no longer recognizable from what it once was, I still hold a special place in my heart for that original game.

Not only was the game groundbreaking and a ton of fun to play, but no other game has EVER scared me more than that first Resident Evil. Back in the early 2000s when I heard that they were remaking the game on the Nintendo GameCube, I was excited. New graphics, new locations, new puzzles, new story paths... I thought it was a great idea.

I'm not one of those people that automatically hate anything rebooted or remastered. The original game was epic, but even just 5 or 6 years after its release, it was already beginning to show its age. So I welcomed the remake with open arms. In fact, the remake was one of my deciding factors in buying a Nintendo GameCube to begin with.

I am not at all disappointed with the remake. It was everything I ever hoped for, and more.

The story hasn't changed much. Well, it hasn't changed at all to tell you the truth. There has been a series of bizarre killings on the outskirts of Raccoon City, and the previous team sent in to investigate has vanished. Now, your team has been sent in to get to the bottom of things once and for all. After an ambush attack by a wild pack of dogs, your characters retreat to a mysterious mansion where zombies and other freak creatures run wild.

If you have never played Resident Evil before, or have only played its most recent entries in the series, don't expect the focus of the game to be on action. The gameplay mainly revolves around solving puzzles and advancing the story line, with a little bit of gunplay thrown in here and there for good measure. The main draw of the game for me in its scare factor, however. Never knowing what is around each corner, what the game is going to throw at you next. And this game does a solid job of following in its predecessor's footsteps. I don't believe it is as scary as the original Resident Evil, but that could simply be because I have played the heck out of that game, and this series in general, too many times to count.

You get your choice of two characters: Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine. I find the game's difficulty pretty similar for each character, but there are a few differences. Jill starts out with a handgun and two extra inventory spots. She also, being the master of unlocking, can pick locks and gain access to areas that Chris can't without a key. So I guess that makes the game a little easier for her. Chris does have a lighter which is a natural part of his inventory, whereas with Jill you have to find a lighter and carry it around with you as needed. If you're a grizzled RE vet like me, though, you won't be able to tell much of a difference. The game also gives you a choice of two difficulty levels. I found this particular version of the game to be a little too easy on the easier setting, and a little too difficult on the harder setting. The balance between the two versions seems a bit off. I guess that is one of the few things I can complain about here.

When you first fire this game up, you can't help but notice its beautiful graphics. Even though this game is 14 years old (way to make feel ancient!) it still holds up when put side by side with today's graphics. The game is not set in a "true" 3D world. The environment is pre-rendered. Each area you explore, you explore from a fixed camera angle. Objects and enemies in the game are three dimensional, but as far as the environement itself, it is not. You can't change the camera angle, zoom in on things, try to walk around rooms and get a better angle on things. None of that. What you see is what you get.

But I am not complaining. The environments are masterfully rendered, and in many cases photo realistic. Lighting effects and animations such as water dripping or bugs flying around really add to the sense of realism in the game. The musical score is great as well, and the voice acting is much improved. This all adds up to an incredibly immersive atmosphere that you can totally lose yourself in.

A lot of people complain about the way you control your character in this game, but it never bothered me. I've heard the control scheme designed as "tank controls." Meaning you turn your character left and right, and use the up and down button to make them move forward and back, like you are controlling a tank. As opposed to just pushing the joystick in the direction you want them to go. As I said, the controls have never bothered me. I actually like the tank controls. But there are quite a few people who simply can't play this game because they hate the control scheme so much. So be warned about that.

Resident Evil is a game that makes you think. Don't expect that you can just go through it with guns blazing and not have to worry about a thing. There is a limited supply of ammunition in the game, and it requires rationing. If you use it all up right away on the first few zombies you see, you will be in a world of hurt the farther into the game you get. Part of the strategy to playing this game succesfully is knowing when to run and when to fight.

The puzzles can be pretty difficult as well. There were a few spots where I was stumped, and that is even with me having already played this game and the original version mutiple times in the past. Nothing is really TOO hard to figure out, but the game is definitely a lot harder than most current games out there that hold your hand the whole way through.

For those who have played the original PlayStation version of Resident Evil, the remake for the GameCube is still worth purchasing. It is the same basic game, but there is so much added content, so many areas changed around that it totally makes it worth your while. You will find some puzzles and some areas that are completely different and original to this version of the game.

For example, the outside area of the game is much bigger. There are several new outside locations such as a graveyard and a shack in the woods. The shark area in the guardhouse is completely revamped and unrecognizable from the original game. There are added puzzles, added boss fights. Your battle against the giant snake is much different this time around. And what you find locked up in the coffin that's chained to the ceiling in the cemetery is one of my favorite additions to the game. I won't spoil it for you if you haven't already played the game. And there is a certain creeping, moaning new character wrapped in chains that you encounter when you are least expecting it. I found his addition to be the scariest thing about this game.

There are also a few small tweaks to the gameplay. You can now carry defensive weapons, which means if you are grabbed by a zombie you can hit them with these weapons before they bite you and cause you any damage. Basic controls are the same, although you do have auto aim and the quick whirl feature which weren't present in the original version of the game. Often in the game you must zoom in on items in your inventory that you pick up. Certain items are puzzles in and of themselves that you must solve before you can move on to the next stage in the game. One welcome addition, and something that scared the crap out of me the first time I played this, is the fact that unless you destroy a zombie's head, he can come back to life and attack you at any given moment - even if you leave the room and come back again. The game gives you cans of gasoline that you can lug around with you to burn left over zombie caracasses. But this fuel supply is limited, and takes up precious inventory space. But I like the little added dimension it adds to the game.

Overall however, not a whole lot has changed as far as game play from the original version of the game. Don't expect heavier weapons, either, as your arsenal is pretty much exactly the same this time around.

This is definitely worth the buy, even if you own the original PlayStation version of the game. There is so much different here, so much added content. The graphics alone are almost worth the price of admission. I mean, the game looks really good. Really good. Even stacked up against the heavyweights of today, this game still holds its own. I know there there is a recently released HD version of this game for the newer generation systems, but I haven't played it yet. I may someday, but this copy of the game is good enough for me.

It's not only one of the best installments in the Resident Evil series out there, it is also one of the best GameCube titles of all time. Unless you don't really care for the RE series, or the survival horror genre in general, this game is a must have for any serious gamer's collections. It was an instant classic upon its release, and it is still incredibly fun and playable today. It may not be as scary as the original version for the PS1, but it is still well worth your time.

Overall:

A

Video Game Review: Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas

PlayStation 2

People take improvements in the Grand Theft Auto series for granted nowadays. Each edition of the game that comes out always seems to improve on its previous installment. But never has this case been more extreme than with the jump from GTA: Vice City to GTA: San Andreas.

Prior to San Andreas, action was limited to one city in each game. You had Liberty City, which was a knockoff of New York. And then there was Vice City, which was based off of Miami. San Andreas completely blew the cover off of this whole "one city per game" thing. And it did it in a major way.

When the game starts off, you find yourself in Los Santos, which is the GTA world's representation of Los Angeles. But unlike past games in the series, you quickly discover that action is not limited to this one location. In fact, San Andreas represents most of the state of California with a little bit of Nevada thrown in for good measure. Not only can you explore Los Santos as a whole, but you can travel to two other cities, which are just as big and just as detailed. San Fierro, which is modeled after San Francisco and Las Venturas - modeled after Las Vegas.

As if these three cities weren't big enough, there is also an enormous amount of area in between these cities that you can explore to your heart's content. It isn't just barren landscape either. There are highways, tunnels, little towns, rest stops, parks, mountains, trails, wooded areas, quarries, rivers.... the list goes on and on. Compared to the previous entries in the GTA series that simply take place in one city, the detail level of the game is just staggering. I am sure there are numbers on just how big the game is, but off the top of my head I'd have to say that the sheer amount of area to cover in this game is at least ten times bigger than Vice City and Liberty City combined. At least. That's probably still not doing the size of the game justice. It is really massive.

With a game this big you expect there to be excessive loading times, or perhaps a reduction in quality in other areas. But this is not the case with GTA: San Andreas. The graphics are the sharpest in the series (at the point it was released). The series' standard cutscenes in between missions are still present. There is a boatload of diverse missions. And whether it is working out at the gym, going on dates, or hitting up the game's various racetracks - there is always a ton of stuff to do here. That's not even mentioning the game's collectibles. Each area seems to have its own unique collectible. You spray over rival gangs graffiti tags in Los Santos, collect horseshoes in Las Venturas, collect underwater pearls anywhere there is water in the game, and snap photographs of iconic locations in San Fierro.

As if that wasn't enough, you aren't just limited to cars, motorcycles, and boats in this game. There's bicycles (you know, the ones that you actually pedal) helicopters, airplanes, ATVs, tractors, semi trucks, and a countless number of other things you can use to ride around town. Hell, there is even a jetpack you can use if you make it that far in the game.

Character customization is at an all time high. You can change clothes to virtually any combination possible. You work out, you get buff. You eat too much, you get fat. You run, your stamina goes up. The more you use certain weapons, the more your skill with them improves. Comparing this game to GTA 3 or Vice City is like comparing apples to oranges. There is SO much to do here, so much is improved and expanded upon that it almost feels like a different series. But at the same time - the same. It's quite simply the single largest jump in improvement from one game in a series to the next. And I thought Vice City was superb, too. So that should speak volumes to how I feel about this game.

GTA soundtracks are known for being amazing and versatile, and this game is no exception. There are a ton of diverse radio stations. There are multiple rap stations, and I'm not a big rap fan. But I must say that they really hand picked some of the best rap songs from the 90's for this game. I have to stop every time I am channel surfing and come across Snoop Dogg or Dr Dre on the radio. There is a classic rock station, filled with some great tunes. Freebird is a personal favorite. And a 90's rock station. I don't care for the talk stations, nor the techno or the country, but all in all it is a very satisfying soundtrack for this game. It is a rare situation when you are changing stations on the radio and can't find something to listen to.

The voice acting is on par with the music, with people like Samuel L Jackson, Chris Penn, David Kross, and many more lending their talent to the game.

As far as the story goes, I didn't particularly care for it too much. This is where GTA games usually fall short for me. They all follow the same formula. You've got your main character guy, and he takes missions for kooky sons of a bitches who are trying to use him, one after the other. Eventually your guys works from the bottom of the scrap heap to the top of a criminal empire. And then the game ends. You don't really care too much for the characters. Perhaps the game is too silly to be taken seriously? Because it is definitely a very goofy and over the top game. If some day they can make GTA's story line more serious and intense, like an interactive Breaking Bad, we could have the ultimate video game. But it hasn't happened yet.

But I do like the diversity in the series. This game follows CJ, the main protagonist. He comes home to the hood in Los Santos after his mom was killed, and he sets out looking for answers while trying to make things better for his remaining friends and family at the same time. Each GTA game changes it up with its main characters, and I appreciate what they did here.

The time setting for each GTA game is almost a character in its own way. Vice City was clearly recognizable as being set in the 80's, and this game is just as recognizable as being set in the 90's. From the songs on the radio to the pop culture references, to the giant, sneaker sized cell phones, it is like you are transported back in time 20 years go. It is super cool.

Missions are big and varied. Most of the missions are things you have seen and done before. Storm enemy strongholds, shoot people, win races, steal cars. But this game really goes the extra mile in making each job you undertake seem slightly different. Before the game is over you'll find yourself driving a motorcycle onto the ramp of a moving airplane, hijacking a train, loading boxes onto a truck with a forklift, stealing a jetpack from Area 51, and burning down a field of marijuana before the cops arrive. The game makes even seemingly mundane missions like driving a semi truck from point to point seem fun.  Stealth is introduced to the GTA series as well. This game isn't always all about going in guns blazing. Sometimes sneaking into places is the way to go.

A lot of people hate the Zero missions in the game, but I thought they were unique and fun. Zero is a character who is a whiz with mechanical flying toys. Of course, this is GTA. The toys have been modified to deal lethal damage to your enemies. One particular mission involves flying a tiny little biplane that has been equipped with a machine gun over the city and picking off your rivals. This was very difficult because not only is the thing hard to handle, but you have a limited amount of fuel to use in which to complete the mission. It must have taken me at least 15 tries to complete this mission. Sure there is a steep learning curve, but it actually never got frustrating to me. I was constantly challenging myself to do better, and eventually I did.

As amazing as the game is, it does have its faults. The most noticeable thing to me during my most recent play through was definitely the draw distance. This is especially irritating when you are attempting to fly a plane and random trees and poles suddenly appear in front of you. They have a tendency to do that. And planes are fragile too. It just takes one tree to completely wreck your mission.

As much as I praised the game for its size, there are points when backtracking is required. Then, the game seems TOO big for its own good. It can be a good 10 minute drive across San Andreas to get to your next mission. And if you wreck your car or somehow get stuck on foot out in the desert, this can easily stretch to 20. As far as I could tell, the game doesn't have a fast travel system. Nor can you skip long portions of travel by taking a taxi. It is all on you to get from point A to point B.

There are missions later in the game where a giant gang war erupts, and you must take over enemy territory to advance the game's story line. This part of the game seemed especially glitchy to me. Vehicles are nearly impossible to find when all this is going on. Most cars you encounter are either on fire, which means they are about to blow up. Or they are cop cars, which if you try to steal will bring massive amounts of police attention down on you. Without a car, you'll find yourself having to run across the city to your next location. And it takes FOREVER to get anywhere without a vehicle.

It happened to me a few times during these missions where I would take over a few territories, and then die on my way back to a save point. Or my property would fall under attack, and I'd die trying to defend it. This was beyond frustrating. Especially with the limited amount of vehicles at your disposal.

The only other times I would feel frustration in the game were mainly due to stupid bad luck. Halfway through a race - my car flips and I lose. Almost finished with a tough mission - get run over by an ambulance and die. Fly a plane to bomb an enemy location - hit a tree on the way back or fly over a restricted area and die. This game is filled with cheap deaths. Filled, I say. And I am not even counting all the times I would make sure the coast is clear, steal a car, and then instantly have cops all over me. At least they are easier to shake in this game, as opposed to GTA 4 or 5.

But all of this should be expected by anyone who has ever played a GTA game before.

I love the Grand Theft Auto series. I have been a fan since the overhead, top down view versions of the game back on the original PlayStation. I had a girlfriend who loved Vice City, and we would spend countless hours playing the game over and over again all night long. That game holds a lot of great memories for me. I love me some GTA 4. I pumped more hours into that game's multiplayer mode than any other games multiplayer modes combined. GTA 5 is giant, fun, and may even rival this game in the sheer amount of shit you can do. And the game's graphics completely blow San Andreas away.

But if you asked me to name my favorite game in the series, it would definitely be GTA: San Andreas. This game broke the mold in so many ways, and completely elevated Grand Theft Auto to another stratosphere of video gaming. It is fun, it is iconic. There is so much to do, so much to collect. It is big, it is beautiful, and it is funny as all hell. The music is great, the voice acting is great. The missions are fun. Even if you are not really doing anything, there is still a good time to be had. It is truly a remarkable game.

If I had given this game a grade when it first came out, it would have received an A+ for sure. But since time has passed, some of the game's more obvious flaws stick out like sore thumbs. And there were some very frustrating moments in the game for me, particularly when something completely out of your control happens and completely messes up your mission. And the story. I really wish I cared about the story.

GTA: San Andreas isn't a perfect game, but it is pretty damned good. If you have never played it before, you may think it is a major step backward, especially if you have played some of the newer iterations of the GTA series. But those of us who grew up playing this game, who were sitting at the store waiting to buy it when it was first released - you know what I'm talking about.

Excellent game, easily my favorite in the series.

Overall:

A

2016 Movie Ranking Countdown: June

Well June was pretty much a wash as far as movie watching goes. I've been wrapped up in several shows on Netflix and Hulu, in addition to playing a lot of video games. I've also been a bit more social, getting out of the house and doing things. That doesn't leave a whole lot of room for movie watching.

I watched a grand total of four movies in June. Since each month five movies advance to my year end ranking, this puts me in a somewhat bizarre situation. I've decided that just for consistencies sake, ALL four of these movies will advance, even if I didn't necessarily like them that much. Then I'll go back and pick a movie that missed the cut from earlier in the year, and add it to the list, making five that will move on to the year end ranking. A little bit of an unorthodox approach, but in the end - who really cares? I know you probably don't.

Without further adieu, here are the four movies I watched in June.

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I've heard about this movie for several years now, but for some reason or another, never got around to watching it. When I saw it on my Netflix queue, I decided to give it a go. But I probably shouldn't have.

I had a lot on my mind. I was tired. I was playing with my phone. I wasn't in a really good movie watching mood. The movie didn't immediately grab me right away, and as a result my mind started to wander. I missed half of what was going on.

But from what I was able to see, I did like the premise. It is the future (or an alternate present?) and people can have memories of other people removed from their mind completely - as if the person never existed in their life. Because of my not paying 100% attention, I missed a lot of what was going on. Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet meet and fall in love, not knowing that they already had met and fell in love, and had each others memories wiped from their minds. Something like that. I think.

Anyway, I liked the premise. I really should have paid more attention because I think I actually would have enjoyed the movie if I did. This definitely warrants a rewatch at some point this year. Since it will automatically move on to my year end ranking, I have plenty of time to watch it again. And who knows, maybe the next time I see it - it will blow me away.

Here is another movie I have wanted to see for a long time now. I thought the previews were interesting, and although I never got the chance to see it in the theater, I did put it on hold at the library and was able to watch it as soon as it came in.

Coming in, I didn't have much of an idea of what the movie was about. I thought it was going to be kind of dark and scary. But it really isn't. It is more darkly funny and outrageous than anything else. I look at it as a weird kind of Gremlins/Sharknado/National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation mash up.

Its an interesting mix of genres, and I had my doubts as if this film was going to work. But it slowly won me over, and by the end of the movie I was a fan. On a normal month, this movie might struggle to make my top 5. But due to lack of other options, it gets a free pass. I feel as if this movie could have been a lot better, but for what it was it was at least an enjoyable time.

The Lord of the Rings trilogy is good for a rewatch every couple years or so. I had been hearing a lot of people talk about the movies, plus seen some Facebook posts about them - so I decided it was time to bust out the collection and watch the trilogy again.

I only got around to watching the Fellowship of the Ring in June, but expect to see me finish up the trilogy by the end of July. August at the latest. I am a very slow watcher, plus I am watching the extended editions - which are 3+ hours long each.

The extended edition of this film is a fun watch, especially if you've only seen the normal version before. There is a lot of added content here and there which makes you look at the film in a different way. The characters and the story are given a little bit more depth. There are certain parts in the beginning of the film where it almost feels like a different movie.

But after a while, the added stuff starts to get old. There is nothing added that really changes much of what happens in the film. And it really starts to seem long after a while. It takes quite some time before the action starts to happen. In fact, I fell asleep before Frodo even departed the Shire with the Ring, and had to watch the rest of the movie the next day.

This is still a great film, but I think the next time I watch it (a few years from now) I can forego the extended edition and just watch the original cut.

This has always been one of my favorite horror movies, and my June watching of the film did nothing to change my opinion. It definitely wins as my favorite movie watched this month.

The story line for the film is very basic, but far ahead of its time. There's a zombie outbreak. A bunch of people trapped in an old house. There are two conflicts going on - the living versus the dead. And the living versus each other. If you think about, this movie really paved the way for the zombie genre. The Walking Dead wouldn't exist if it wasn't for the Night of the Living Dead.

I think everything about this film is well done. The acting, the location, the suspense. I like the feeling of horror in the beginning of the film when the blonde woman sees her brother killed by a zombie, and has to run into that old house. Her exploring, finding the dead body at the top of the stairs, really sets the tone for the whole film.

There is also a certain sense of realism about the film that I admire. The TV station with the emergency broadcast seems very authentic. Everyone's individual stories about how they arrived at the house. The interpersonal conflict that arises when people have a difference of opinion about what the proper course of action should be.

It's just a really great movie. And it has aged surprisingly well.

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That was a quick and easy month for me. Guess these write ups are easy to do when you only watch four movies all month! Obviously all of the movies are going to advance. So there is no drama there. The only drama lies in what movie I am going to go back and pick from earlier in the year to make this an even five.

I have decided that this movie shall be....

*drumroll*


Mad Max Fury Road!

I felt bad about not including this movie in April. It was a pretty loaded month as far as quality of movies was concerned. Now I have a chance to rectify this situation by adding it to my list after all.

So after 6 months, here are my top 30 movies watched in 2016! Which movie will win my ultimate ranking at the end of the year? Stay tuned to find out.

Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
Cake
American Sniper
Predator
Friday the 13th Part 2

Locke

Evil Dead

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

Elysium

Snowpiercer
Room
Manson Family Vacation
Deadpool
Goodnight, Mommy
Unforgiven

Big Driver

The Martian

Pixels

JFK: The Smoking Gun

Crimson Peak
It
Creed
The Revenant
Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith
No Good Deed
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Krampus
The Fellowship of the Ring Extended Edition
The Night of the Living Dead
Mad Max: Fury Road